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Round Eight - At Home vs The Wonders

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Evening Wazzas, another review to do so let's get into it.

After a brief winning respite the round prior we came home in round eight after losing to the Furies, where we were hosting a Wonders team who despite a revolving door to the captain's lounge seem to enjoy the rub of the simulated green, particularly against us (winning 9 of the last 13 meetings). There wasn't as much argy bargy in the match thread as in previous seasons either, which is partly due to the aforementioned leadership changes and partly due to the state of the league nowadays.

Game day then came and went before anyone noticed. A match was posted and, in a surprise to absolutely nobody, the result saw the visitors come home with a wet sail after three pretty even quarters to finish up 45 points in the black. Because who doesn't love another week of good old fashioned simhousery right?

The 11th loss in our last 13 matches sees us on the same spot on the ladder, with the only thing keeping us off the bottom is the forgetfulness of other captains.

Round Eight Ladder

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                         P  W  L  D  Pen   For   Ast     %     Pts Streak
Ophidian Old Boys        7  6  1  -   -    820   654  125.38%   24   2W
Sin City Swamprats       8  6  2  -   -    975   827  117.90%   24   3W
West Coast Wonders       7  5  2  -   -    927   790  117.34%   20   3W
Roys FFC                 7  4  3  -   -    807   786  102.67%   16   3W
Dragons FFC              7  4  3  -   -    831   846   98.23%   16   1L
East Side Hawks          8  4  4  -   -    924   949   97.37%   16   3L
Mount Buller Demons      8  4  4  -   -    883  1037   85.15%   16   1W
Las Vegas Bears          8  3  5  -   -    850   804  105.72%   12   4L
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Gumbies FFC              7  3  4  -   -    748   742  100.81%   12   1L
Gold City Royals         7  3  4  -   -    820   880   93.18%   12   1W
Baghdad Bombers          7  2  5  -   -    771   841   91.68%    8   1L
Coney Island Warriors    8  2  6  -   -    753   869   86.65%    8   2L
Fighting Furies          7  2  5  -   4    693   777   89.19%    4   1L

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CIW SENIORS Vs WON SENIORS
CIW               6    1        11   3        16   3        17   5    107    
WON               4    6        10   8        15   17       22   20   152    
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  WON         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
TheInjuryF  0  9  4  11 1  1  1  0  0   63  BigChippa5   0  3  5  10 1  1  0  0  0   49
Ocha905     0  9  2  8  2  1  0  1  0   64  HARPSichor   0  4  0  3  1  2  0  0  0   24
toxic       0  4  3  6  0  0  1  0  0   30  jezzajay     0  3  3  5  0  0  1  0  0   25
Freofalcon  0  7  6  9  0  0  1  0  0   54  SSwans2011   0  6  5  3  1  0  3  0  0   34
Dinsdale    0  6  6  11 6  2  1  0  0   81  BallaratBu   0  6  4  2  0  0  1  0  1   32
Purple7x08  0  15 11 10 0  1  1  0  0   96  SM           0  7  6  3  0  0  1  0  0   42
pantskyle   0  5  1  10 2  4  1  0  0   47  Pamcake1     0  14 0  15 2  0  3  2  2   85
Piggy Smal  0  8  6  11 3  0  1  0  0   73  NinjaSwan    0  15 6  4  3  0  1  0  0   80
FootyGuy13  0  11 5  15 1  0  0  1  0   88  AnUltimate   0  18 7  18 2  2  2  2  0  127
Raveneyes   0  6  2  3  1  1  1  2  0   44  Grand Uncl   0  6  4  9  2  0  1  1  2   61
spudmaster  0  5  4  6  0  0  1  0  1   37  ClarkeM      0  6  3  15 2  0  1  0  4   66
Reginald P  0  7  6  7  0  0  1  1  0   56  croweater    0  7  2  4  0  0  0  1  0   41
zackah      0  4  0  0  3  1  0  3  1   44  Oisin_the_   0  7  2  0  1  1  1  6  1   66
The Filth   0  7  1  1  0  1  0  6  1   64  DenieD       0  8  3  0  1  0  3  4  4   56
Mofra       0  2  0  0  0  0  0  1  1   13  dino_67      0  7  1  0  1  1  0  3  4   51
Tonga Bob   14 15 0  15 1  1  3  1  0   91  dogs105      18 9  0  9  3  1  2  0  2   72
Paracleet   0  10 0  6  0  5  0  1  1   54  Cubs2Lions   0  12 0  7  11 6  2  2  0  106
TubbsFarqu  0  17 1  7  5  5  4  0  0   81  JT_the_Man   0  9  0  6  9  4  2  1  0   79
Mesc        0  8  4  3  1  2  1  0  0   45  BFew         0  4  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   24
Stokey      0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  LukeParker   0  3  2  1  0  0  1  0  0   14

There were a few highlights out of the game. The Filth Wizard kicked six goals which is the most this season for him while zackah (3) & Raveneyes (2) also kicked multiple goals. Quite a few players racked up touches, with FootyGuy13 (26) Purple7x08_24 (26) TubbsFarquhar (23) TheInjuryFactory (20) Piggy Smalls (19) Dinsdale (17) Ocha905 (17) Paracleet (16) Freofalcon (16) & oldmate (30) all amongst it.

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Round Nine - At Home vs The Bye


Last time we met: Round Four, Season 36

Coney Island Warriors were probably defeated by The Bye, idk


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Please Sir, may I have some more votes?

Round 8 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) The Filth Wizard
4 votes) Purple7x08_24
3 votes) Bob, T.
2 votes) FootyGuy13
1 vote) Dinsdale

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Not sure if there's much, but pantskyle found himself a new fan at least.

Just another to add to the growing list.
 

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Evening Wazzas, another review to do so let's get into it.

After a brief winning respite the round prior we came home in round eight after losing to the Furies, where we were hosting a Wonders team who despite a revolving door to the captain's lounge seem to enjoy the rub of the simulated green, particularly against us (winning 9 of the last 13 meetings). There wasn't as much argy bargy in the match thread as in previous seasons either, which is partly due to the aforementioned leadership changes and partly due to the state of the league nowadays.

Game day then came and went before anyone noticed. A match was posted and, in a surprise to absolutely nobody, the result saw the visitors come home with a wet sail after three pretty even quarters to finish up 45 points in the black. Because who doesn't love another week of good old fashioned simhousery right?

The 11th loss in our last 13 matches sees us on the same spot on the ladder, with the only thing keeping us off the bottom is the forgetfulness of other captains.
You can tell just how tilted Bob is getting with all these losses with how the match recaps are getting shorter and shorter.

Anyway, #FrankstonRoverMedal

Round 6
5 votes - Ocha905
4 votes - Piggy Smalls
3 votes - Raveneyes
2 votes - The Filth Wizard
1 vote - pantskyle

Round 7
5 votes - pantskyle
4 votes - Mofra
3 votes - Paracleet
2 votes - Freofalcon
1 vote - Piggy Smalls

Round 8
5 votes - The Filth Wizard
4 votes - Dinsdale
3 votes - zackah
2 votes - FootyGuy13
1 vote - TubbsFarquhar
 
You can tell just how tilted Bob is getting with all these losses with how the match recaps are getting shorter and shorter.

Anyway, #FrankstonRoverMedal

Round 6
5 votes - Ocha905
4 votes - Piggy Smalls
3 votes - Raveneyes
2 votes - The Filth Wizard
1 vote - pantskyle

Round 7
5 votes - pantskyle
4 votes - Mofra
3 votes - Paracleet
2 votes - Freofalcon
1 vote - Piggy Smalls

Round 8
5 votes - The Filth Wizard
4 votes - Dinsdale
3 votes - zackah
2 votes - FootyGuy13
1 vote - TubbsFarquhar
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Round Ten - Away vs the Gumbies

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Howdy Wazzas, we're back reviewing after a week off. We had a bye, I had a holiday, and something unexpected took place.

It was round ten, and a trip to the House of Gumby awaited us. As you would no doubt be aware the plasticine people are the reigning premiers, thanks in no small part to the 102-point pantsing we rained down upon them the last time we visited (which also precipitated our now-familiar losing streak). They were also celebrating dual Life Membership admission of the iconic beez and the idolatrous GWS Goose so they were looking for a big week. There was whining, there was dining, and there was a Poo Jogger. Quite the trifecta!

And then there was a game of qooty. The first quarter ended up pretty much square before a seven goal to four second term saw us take a 15 point lead to the sheds at half time. The third quarter ended up pretty much square before a four goal to three final term, when coupled with that 15 point half time lead, saw us four goals to the good at the final siren. Therefore, in an unexpected turn of events, we won a game which moved us from 12th to 11th on the ladder.

Round Ten Ladder

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                         P  W  L  D  Pen   For   Ast     %     Pts Streak
Ophidian Old Boys        9  7  2  -   -   1074   868  123.73%   28   1L
Sin City Swamprats      10  7  3  -   -   1166  1007  115.79%   28   1W
West Coast Wonders       9  6  3  -   -   1130  1018  111.00%   24   1W
Roys FFC                 9  5  4  -   -    986   940  104.89%   20   1L
East Side Hawks          9  5  4  -   -   1001  1013   98.82%   20   1W
Mount Buller Demons     10  5  5  -   -   1081  1277   84.65%   20   1W
Las Vegas Bears         10  4  6  -   -   1044   958  108.98%   16   1W
Gumbies FFC              9  4  5  -   -    970   955  104.65%   16   1L
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Gold City Royals         9  4  5  -   -   1008  1069   94.29%   16   1L
Dragons FFC              9  4  5  -   -   1034  1120   92.32%   16   3L
Coney Island Warriors    9  3  6  -   -    869   961   90.43%   12   1W
Fighting Furies          9  4  5  -   8    945  1007   93.84%    8   2W
Baghdad Bombers          9  2  7  -   -    893  1008   88.59%    8   3L

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GUM SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
GUM               4    4        8    9        10   11       13   14   92      
CIW               4    2        11   6        13   10       17   14   116     
GUM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
StFly       0  3  0  6  0  2  3  0  0   14  Raveneyes    0  3  1  6  1  0  0  0  0   28
Brick Loos  0  13 5  6  3  0  1  0  2   77  Mesc         0  6  5  8  0  0  0  0  0   49
NSWCROW     0  4  2  4  2  0  0  0  1   35  spudmaster   0  6  3  4  1  0  0  0  1   40
HotPiesWit  0  9  7  7  1  1  0  0  0   67  TubbsFarqu   0  9  2  6  1  1  2  0  0   44
Mop         0  5  2  2  1  1  0  1  1   37  zackah       0  7  1  2  0  1  1  4  0   50
DinoSoar    0  4  6  10 0  0  0  0  0   50  The Filth    0  6  2  7  0  0  0  2  0   50
BlueE       0  5  2  11 0  0  3  0  0   34  toxic        0  12 6  6  0  0  0  0  0   66
Dory_77     0  9  5  7  2  0  1  1  0   67  Piggy Smal   0  14 9  11 1  0  1  0  0   92
Jeremias    0  4  3  8  0  0  0  0  0   37  FootyGuy13   0  7  3  5  0  2  2  0  0   36
Chat Pile   0  5  6  6  0  0  0  0  0   45  TheInjuryF   0  9  1  9  1  0  0  1  0   58
Supercheap  0  11 2  7  2  1  3  1  1   60  Dinsdale     0  1  3  7  0  0  2  0  0   20
CatToTheFu  0  4  5  5  0  0  1  1  0   40  Reginald P   0  7  5  13 1  1  2  1  1   68
rye         0  4  0  0  0  1  0  1  3   22  Purple7x08   0  11 5  3  0  0  0  1  3   63
Falconista  0  9  4  6  2  0  0  0  2   61  Snuffaluph   0  5  0  0  0  0  1  3  2   32
Aucklander  0  4  1  0  0  0  0  4  0   39  Mofra        0  3  0  1  1  2  3  3  0   26
cats_09     16 9  0  14 5  2  0  1  0   99  Tonga Bob    13 9  0  16 7  2  1  1  0  105
GWS Goose   0  14 0  15 5  3  3  0  1   87  pantskyle    0  16 0  11 7  5  1  0  3  103
ossie_21    0  7  0  13 11 5  3  1  0   93  Ocha905      0  8  0  12 7  4  0  1  2   88
Barrybran   0  10 3  11 0  0  0  0  2   63  Freofalcon   0  3  1  4  1  0  0  0  0   24
beez        0  11 4  8  2  0  0  2  1   82  Paracleet    0  10 4  6  2  0  0  0  2   64

I think this has been the only round so far where all three of the starting on-ball division remained in their starting positions for the duration of the game and it showed, as pantskyle (27 disposals/7 tackles) Ocha905 (20 disposals/1 goal/also 7 tackles) and oldmate (25 disposals/13 hitouts/1 goal/also also 7 tackles) made proverbial hay while the simulated sun shined. Others to impress were Piggy Smalls (25 disposals/9 marks), Reginald Perrin (20 disposals/5 marks/1 goal), toxic (18 disposals/6 marks), TheInjuryFactory (18 disposals/1 goal), Purple7x08_24 (14/disposals/5 marks/1 goal) & Paracleet (16 disposals/4 marks/2 tackles off the bench), while the damage up front was wreaked by zackah (4 goals), Mofra (3 goals), Snuffaluphagus (3 goals in his first run for the season) & The Filth Wizard (2 goals).

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Round Eleven - At Home vs The Royals


Last time we met: Round 14, Season 36

Coney Island Warriors 8.4 (52) were defeated by Gold City Royals 7.15 (57) at Van Cortlandt Park

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Tell me who you liked in vote form!

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Bob, T.
4 votes) pantskyle
3 votes) zackah
2 votes) Piggy Smalls
1 vote) Ocha905


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The Scatman gets my nom. Who got yours?

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Tonga Bob #FrankstonRoverMedal

Round 4 #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Pantskyle
4. Footyguy13
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. The Filth Wizard
1. Freofalcon

Round 5 #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Tonga Bob
4. Piggy Smalls
3. The Filth Wizard
2. Ocha905
1. Dinsdale

Round 6 #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Ocha905
4. Piggy Smalls
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. The Filth Wizard
1. Raveneyes

Round 7 #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Pantskyle
4. Reginald Perrin
3. Paracleet
2. Purple7x08_24
1. Freofalcon

Round 8 #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Tonga Bob
4. The Filth Wizard
3. Purple7x08_24
2. Footyguy13
1. Dinsdale

Round 9

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Tonga Bob
4. Pantskyle
3. Piggy Smalls
2. Ocha905
1. Reginald Perrin
 
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Round Eleven - At Home vs the Royals

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As far as weeks go, that was definitely one. So here's my review of round 11, posted at an appropriate time.

Round 11 saw us at home. We were hosting the Gold City Royals, who were also having an average season but slightly better than ours, so for all intents and purposes we should have been evenly matched. We contributed roughly the same amount to the week, although the Monarchists boasted about not one but two (2) world records - one about shirtfronting bowling pins and the other about something guts did with ping pong balls. Whatever, it was more than anyone else ever so that's something I guess.

We then got to game day, which is now more of a fluid concept than conventionally calibrated measurement of time. You see Harry Potter told us that we would be playing a bit later than usual. It began at 10pm Vicbias time, 8pm Weag time and Monday Friday 4 morning Tonga time. That makes it four different times over four different rounds. One of those rounds was a bye but still. But we got a match posted, and it would be worth staying up late to see how we went right?

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There was a five minute period early in the first quarter in muddy conditions where we led courtesy of a The Filth Wizard goal, and a rushed behind saw us lead again until the 10.40 minute mark. The visitors then kicked five goals straight and we kicked five behinds straight. Then it got ugly, and by the time it was all over the visitors had kicked another eight goals to our three. They won by PLENTY, our final score of 4.10 was the equal second lowest in history with only a goal from spudmaster halfway through the final quarter saving us from an all-time scoring nadir. What a way to end a weekend.

The result left us stone motherless thanks to a Babylonian victory. Even the team with an 8 point penalty for not being good at telling the time is higher. How good's qooty?

Round Eleven Ladder

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                         P  W  L  D  Pen   For   Ast     %     Pts Streak
Ophidian Old Boys       10  7  3  -   -   1146   979  117.06%   28   2L
Sin City Swamprats      11  7  4  -   -   1281  1156  110.81%   28   1L
West Coast Wonders      10  6  4  -   -   1226  1123  109.17%   24   1L
Roys FFC                10  6  4  -   -   1066  1015  105.02%   24   1W
East Side Hawks         10  6  4  -   -   1112  1085  102.49%   24   2W
Gumbies FFC             10  5  5  -   -   1081  1055  102.46%   20   1W
Gold City Royals        10  5  5  -   -   1093  1103   99.09%   20   1W
Mount Buller Demons     11  5  6  -   -   1156  1357   85.19%   20   1L
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Las Vegas Bears         10  4  6  -   -   1044   958  108.98%   16   1W
Dragons FFC             10  4  6  -   -   1134  1231   92.12%   16   4L
Fighting Furies         10  5  5  -   8   1094  1122   97.50%   12   3W
Baghdad Bombers         10  3  7  -   -    998  1104   90.40%   12   1W
Coney Island Warriors   10  3  7  -   -    903  1046   86.33%   12   1L

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CIW SENIORS Vs GCR SENIORS
CIW               1    5        2    7        3    9        4    10   34      
GCR               5    0        9    2        12   3        13   7    85      
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCR         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Stokey      0  2  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   13  Memphis      0  4  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   26
Mofra       0  5  4  2  0  0  0  0  0   31  grumblegut   0  6  2  5  0  0  3  0  0   25
TubbsFarqu  0  3  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   22  Membling     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Freofalcon  0  8  1  2  1  0  1  0  0   32  Bianconeri   0  4  6  6  1  0  0  0  0   46
Dinsdale    0  4  4  6  0  1  2  0  0   31  nahnah       0  5  0  5  0  1  1  0  0   23
Purple7x08  0  3  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   16  krakouers    0  2  3  2  1  0  2  0  0   17
TheInjuryF  0  4  2  15 2  0  1  0  0   53  Smartys Po   0  10 1  4  2  0  0  0  0   49
Piggy Smal  0  8  5  8  0  0  1  0  0   52  Zevon        0  5  4  7  0  1  0  1  0   48
FootyGuy13  0  6  3  11 2  0  0  0  0   57  Footypie32   0  6  5  8  1  1  0  0  0   54
Raveneyes   0  3  6  5  1  1  0  0  0   42  Nothing      0  10 8  4  1  0  0  2  1   79
spudmaster  0  8  4  2  0  1  1  1  2   46  CakeEater    0  1  0  3  0  2  2  0  1    6
Reginald P  0  4  3  3  1  0  1  0  0   28  Ulahoopski   0  2  4  5  0  1  0  1  0   35
zackah      0  4  0  0  0  0  1  1  3   18  Pedro        0  1  1  0  1  0  0  1  0   16
The Filth   0  6  0  0  1  3  0  1  5   36  Brenton Da   0  4  1  0  0  0  0  3  1   34
Snuffaluph  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  MrPremiers   0  2  0  3  0  0  0  1  1   19
Tonga Bob   8  7  0  8  4  1  0  0  0   62  GreyCrow     8  6  0  6  3  0  1  1  3   56
pantskyle   0  11 0  5  6  2  0  0  0   69  SarahSmile   0  9  0  4  6  2  0  0  0   61
Ocha905     0  5  0  7  3  0  0  0  0   41  Cadsky       0  6  0  1  7  0  0  3  0   66
Paracleet   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  gouki88      0  5  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   25
Mesc        0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    6  hotchilli    0  3  2  4  1  0  0  0  0   27

Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard and zackah each kicked a goal. TheInjuryFactory (19) FootyGuy13 (17) Piggy Smalls (16) pantskyle (15) & oldmate (15) led disposals. pants & I shared 10 tackles between us. That's it. That's all I got.

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Round Twelve - At Home vs the Hawks


Last time we met: Round 2, Season 36

East Side Phoenix (that's what they were called back then) 18.4 (112) were defeated by Coney Island Warriors 19.11 (125) at the Eyrie

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Do your worst.

Round 11 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) pantskyle
4 votes) Bob, T
3 votes) FootyGuy13
2 votes) TheInjuryFactory
1 vote) spudmaster

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Sim pwned us. Again.
 

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