Health Confession thread

[Barry Zuckercorn]

I dont know who Jeff Probst is.

 

[blues4flag]

Props for taking the time to do it (most guys just live with it), but surely it just grows back thicker every time, doesn't it? It takes longer/is more painful, and is far less manly, but pluck/wax that shit.

I do this.

Have an extremely prominent monobrow and it dominates my face when I'm clean-shaven with short hair.

 

[Smoooothy]

this was the first album on CD i ever owned..

 

[electricfeel]

When are you going to confess you chose your username on the basis of a product in your top draw?

You got me!

 

[Gus]

giggity.

 

[middy]

1. I am shocking at perving on women and will go out of my way to do so.
2. I secretly love the fact that i can change a car engine and build a house even though i'm at uni.
3. I suck at studying, i will go to any lengths to procrastinate, such as doing this instead of economics essay.
4. I liked that 'airplanes' song the first time i heard it.
5. Am in the same boat re: jokes in bad taste.
6. When i was younger, i used to steal from shops all the time, stuff i didn't even need. No idea why.

 

[omit]

I used to be a "graffiti artist". I use this term lightly, because while I considered and called myself a graffiti artists looking back I don't think I did anything of artistic merit what so ever

 

[pezz]

I have done 200 hours community service

 

[Smoooothy]

back when the internet was in its infancy (before youtube and readily available ADSL) i uploaded n00dz to a website i created of my 18 year old ex girlfriend (i was also 18)

sadly she didn't take kindly to this and it was removed, as far as she knew....

 

[electricfeel]

back when the internet was in its infancy (before youtube and readily available ADSL) i uploaded n00dz to a website i created of my 18 year old ex girlfriend (i was also 18)

sadly she didn't take kindly to this and it was removed, as far as she knew....

I see where this is going...

 

[pezz]

We require aforementioned n00dz post-haste

 

[frantelle]

n00dz

 

[Smoooothy]

heres me playing with her pussy - notice it's shaved?

 

[Pavs Nose]

I watched a movie last night called Inspector Mum 2.

 

[Coledinho]

- High school uniforms are a turn on
- Stolen many many items just for the fun of it
- Have lost every fight ive ever been in

 

[indieswan96]

- High school uniforms are a turn on
- Stolen many many items just for the fun of it
- Have lost every fight ive ever been in

Reminds me off my maths teacher, who always says I've been in 28 fights and won 28 silver medals.

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

I accidentally the whole fleshlight.

 

[Football God]

back when the internet was in its infancy (before youtube and readily available ADSL) i uploaded n00dz to a website i created of my 18 year old ex girlfriend (i was also 18)

sadly she didn't take kindly to this and it was removed, as far as she knew....

link plz.

I vacuumed the house today.

 

[electricfeel]

- I just checked out TLC and noticed you guys talking about me in the facebook thread

Checked it again. It's not me guys and have no idea why you think its me I only posted this^ because I wasn't expecting my username to be popped up at all. "Hugh Jorgen" is on the money though.

 

[Sainters4theflag]

I want sechs with my English teacher.
I regularily buy a $5 value meal from Red Rooster then take a large drink out of the fridge.
I stole a like $15 of beanies from someone in a 3rd world country.
I have a collection of raps I have written in my drawer, and will get a cypher going when I'm drunk with the boys.

 

[premiers06]

I want sechs with my English teacher.
I regularily buy a $5 value meal from Red Rooster then take a large drink out of the fridge.
I stole a like $15 of beanies from someone in a 3rd world country.
I have a collection of raps I have written in my drawer, and will get a cypher going when I'm drunk with the boys.

poor form

 

[HSSB]

I just got a Happy Birthday from BigFooty

Pretty good blokes I must say

 

[r dub 19]

I want sechs with my English teacher.
I regularily buy a $5 value meal from Red Rooster then take a large drink out of the fridge.
I stole a like $15 of beanies from someone in a 3rd world country.
I have a collection of raps I have written in my drawer, and will get a cypher going when I'm drunk with the boys.

Gold

 

[nads_39]

- I just went over to TLC to try and cop a perve of electricfeel

 

[Gus]

if that was really electricfeel, all I gotta say is..

Nice.