A couple were having kiss and cuddle in front of a fire one night when the woman stopped and said "why am I like the fire?"
"I don't know" said the man
"Because I am so bright"
The couple continued to kiss and cuddle for some time before the man said "why am I like the fire?"
"I don't know" said the woman
"Because if I don't soon get a poke and I am going to go out"
How about the Irish magician that couldn't pull a rabbit from his hat, but he could pluck a hare (hair) from his arse
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Barman goes "why the long face" :--- D
For those that know English football ....... The home of Sheffield United, Bramall Lane, was broken into overnight, with the contents of their trophy room being stolen. South Yorkshire Police are on the lookout for some red and white carpet! hahahahahahaha they ain't won nothing!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha