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DeadlyAkkuret

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I stumbled upon this song on YouTube, though I'm not really sure how, and it got me thinking.

Ever since I met my beautiful fiancee I've been to clubs more than when I was single, partly because she loves it and I enjoy it more now because it's easy to dance with her as she knows what she's doing.

When I am with her I can go with her movements and generally it just happens, but when I was single and forced to mingle on the dancefloor I never felt entirely comfortable and always wanted it to be crowded (preferably with girls) until I 'clicked' with someone, then it got easy from that point on (in more ways than one).

I suppose I would rate myself an 8 with my girl but a 6 on my own. Where is everyone else at with this? Is there anyone who looks like they're a one-legged interpretive dancer when they're solo but a Casanova when there's a skirt involved? (To put it bluntly)
 
Ever since I met my true love alcohol, I've been to clubs more than when I was in primary school, partly because I was underage and I enjoy it more now because it's easy to dance shitfaced as the alcohol allows me to think that I know what I am doing.

When I have a beer I can go with its amber movements and generally it just happens, but when I was sober and forced to mingle on the dancefloor I never felt entirely comfortable and always wanted it to be crowded (preferably with girls) until I 'clicked' with someone, then it got easy from that point on (in more ways than one).

I suppose I would rate myself an 11 drunk but a 4 on my own. Where is everyone else at with this? Is there anyone who looks like they're a one-legged interpretive dancer playing tennis, but thinks they are Casanova when there's a booze involved?
 
im am hopeless at dancing when sober and hopeless when drunk but when drunk am too wasted to notice....or care
 
Ever since I met my true love alcohol, I've been to clubs more than when I was in primary school, partly because I was underage and I enjoy it more now because it's easy to dance shitfaced as the alcohol allows me to think that I know what I am doing.

When I have a beer I can go with its amber movements and generally it just happens, but when I was sober and forced to mingle on the dancefloor I never felt entirely comfortable and always wanted it to be crowded (preferably with girls) until I 'clicked' with someone, then it got easy from that point on (in more ways than one).

I suppose I would rate myself an 11 drunk but a 4 on my own. Where is everyone else at with this? Is there anyone who looks like they're a one-legged interpretive dancer playing tennis, but thinks they are Casanova when there's a booze involved?

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I rate myself a 5 by myself, a 7-8 when dancing with beer in hand (It takes skill and chicks dig alcoholics), a 20 when drunk off my face and full of sugar, and can be rated anything when dancing with a girl.

On the weekend I was dancing with a chick and almost gave myself a 1. I didn't know wtf I was doing wrong, she was like marching all over the dancefloor and strutting and shit and it started to sink in that maybe I wasn't the problem. I bailed on her and next thing I saw her dancing with another dude who looked like he had no idea what she was on either, then she stacked it face first into the dancefloor and lay there for a good minute while people tried to ignore her. I bumped my score up to about a 3 considering she was clearly an extremely difficult dance partner.
 
Usually only try to dance when there's girls around (start with girls I know and move on), but when I'm by myself or with a couple of mates I usually just stick to the old Marshall routine

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Usually only try to dance when there's girls around (start with girls I know and move on), but when I'm by myself or with a couple of mates I usually just stick to the old Marshall routine

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Haha I love that scene :D
 

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