Analysis Der-Wayne Russell is a Port man or a Gigantic C*ckbiscuit - Analysis

[manureid]

As mentioned by finbarr after another diabolical performance last night.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

GCB at the moment. Should be a full-on Port man though; he has it within him to change (I hope).

 

[Marmozet]

He was in very poor form last night and he has a lot to answer for.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I don't know what the club did to make him so disrespectful. It's a hate, no one who likes us would have said anything close to what he was saying last night.

He always barracks against us but yesterday really was something else. He's got a problem with us.

The guy MCs our insider day, he knows full well what our history is and who we are and yet he wilfully lies about it when he knows the facts.

It's very very strange. Needs to be spoken to. I can take bias but what he did last night was much more than that. He actively chucked us in the ******* bin every chance he could, while polishing the crows knob.

To say things like us being a young club and the crows being more successful with more premierships etc. when he absolutely knows better is nothing short of betrayal and a poor reflection of his character.

 

[tangolikelama]

Rozee literally got shoved in the back - Derrrwayne "And Rozee definitely played for the free there"

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Port free

Dwayne: That's high!

Riewoldt: Brad crouch ducked

Dwayne: Oh.

 

[manureid]

All of the stupid things he said last night could fill a page on here in itself. He was on fire last night that is for sure. The fact that Murphy had to follow the rules when he kicked after the siren seemed to annoy him and apparently all Crow fans in the stadium. They had every right to be angry after they got the first 9 free kicks in the game.

 

[Grave Danger]

This is no way to treat a 100 game Port Adelaide premiership player!

 

[dirty2]

This is no way to treat a 100 game Port Adelaide premiership player!

The way he acts you would think he is a 100 game premiership player for the crows.

 

[Malibu#27]

I think it could be as simple as him overcompensating to not come across bias

 

[Ant Bear]

The two options are not mutually exclusive

 

[Cheesey Mac]

All of the stupid things he said last night could fill a page on here in itself. He was on fire last night that is for sure. The fact that Murphy had to follow the rules when he kicked after the siren seemed to annoy him and apparently all Crow fans in the stadium. They had every right to be angry after they got the first 9 free kicks in the game.

He also said that it went through for a goal, when it actually went across the face and missed everything.

I got home from the game and watched the replay and I really hope Dwayne's arm is alright after spending 4 hours jerking the Crows off. The comments about how they're more successful on every metric (when it was the last quarter and the game was well over), coupled with the fawning over Ricciuto for 'being honest' as their fans streamed out of the ground was him just being a Crows apologist/enabler. I guarantee you if the situation was reversed and our fans were streaming out en masse the commentary would not have been as understanding. Actively barracked for them and apologised for them... Terrible form

 

[jac147]

He’s been around since day 1. He mc’d the after-match do following our 1997 Collingwood game at the G. As I said in an earlier post I think he’s taking the piss.

 

[Papa G]

I think it could be as simple as him overcompensating to not come across bias

I think this is exactly what it is. It's just way too much.

 

[Macca19]

He was fine. Y’all whinging

 

[TeeKray]

I don't really know or care what his current feelings towards Port Adelaide are but I do know that he is a gigantic cockbiscuit regardless.

 

[Portology]

The two options are not mutually exclusive

Was a fearless player on field with disregard for his own safety. No “long term effects of concussion” specialist here but sometimes I wonder about cause and effect.

He is forever “overcompensating” for our opposition but for me it’s surprisingly easy to block his “loudness” out when he’s commenting on a non-Port game. Maybe he picks and chooses “a side” consistently like that.

Either way, anyway, we’d need to have him medically observed to tell.


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[Portwon]

When you have people watching with you that aren't into football and wouldn't know Dwayne from a piece of cheese say that guy really likes the crows and you tell them who he is and they go well that's faarked

Then you have a problem.

Caarn Dwayne you are better than that. We don't want cheerleading but we don't want that s**t either.

 

[NoddyHolder]

This is no way to treat a 100 game Port Adelaide premiership player!

Which premiership did he play in? It wasn't any of the 14 I've seen

 

[BIG DADDY]

Dwayne is the only tv commentators on our side that continues to inform viewers about our proud past and accomplishments...stop nit-picking

 

[NoddyHolder]

Also - 71 games

 

[PAFC66]

I don't know what the club did to make him so disrespectful. It's a hate, no one who likes us would have said anything close to what he was saying last night.

He always barracks against us but yesterday really was something else. He's got a problem with us.

The guy MCs our insider day, he knows full well what our history is and who we are and yet he wilfully lies about it when he knows the facts.

It's very very strange. Needs to be spoken to. I can take bias but what he did last night was much more than that. He actively chucked us in the ******* bin every chance he could, while polishing the crows knob.

To say things like us being a young club and the crows being more successful with more premierships etc. when he absolutely knows better is nothing short of betrayal and a poor reflection of his character.

Hmm I always thought it was to make him sound impartial maybe he got told off for being to bias for us a while ago and this is the result. It's odd though.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Which premiership did he play in? It wasn't any of the 14 I've seen

I assumed Grave was indulging in inaccurate hyperbole like Dwayne.

 

[HighBudget]

Bruce Mcavani is more respectful to Port and our history than this cockb!scuit and he’s openly a crow supporter

 

[agmsy]

Caarn Dwayne you are better than that.

Except, time and again, on a national stage, he shows he isn't.

His "metric" soliloquy last night was ridiculous. Shitcanning our club like that would see him excommunicated if it didn't sound exactly like copy written by our "little battler" Chairman.