Du Plessis charged with ball tampering.

[PhatBoy]

And for the record, he had 30 innings against Australia in Tests for 1 century at an average of 28 so spare me.

And? Warne played a shitload of tests against India and got r@ped every time.

Spare me.

 

[PhatBoy]

Phil Hughes s**t himself every time he faced - wait for it - Chris Martin.

If he was alive, bless him, I wouldn't be listening to him I guess.

 

[Jeremy Jordan]

Phil Hughes s**t himself every time he faced - wait for it - Chris Martin.

If he was alive, bless him, I wouldn't be listening to him I guess.

You make my brain hurt

 

[roscreasl98]

And sh*t himself every time Mitchell Johnson bowled at him.

Mitch was trying to get him back for when Prior Convictions appealed for bowled vs MJ in a one dayer. Prior Convictions knocked the bail off, then appealed for bowled!!! Think MJ won that battle in the end.

 

[Sando22]

Mitch was trying to get him back for when Prior Convictions appealed for bowled vs MJ in a one dayer. Prior Convictions knocked the bail off, then appealed for bowled!!! Think MJ won that battle in the end.

I reckon.
Of course a cheat would be ok with cheating.

 

[Sando22]

We could play this game for a while although I think you'll run out of material a lot quicker than I will

 

[Sando22]

Phil Hughes s**t himself every time he faced - wait for it - Chris Martin.

If he was alive, bless him, I wouldn't be listening to him I guess.

You really are a germ.

 

[PhatBoy]

I reckon.
Of course a cheat would be ok with cheating.

Wonder if Roy was OK with it.

After all, he got caught behind and didn't walk.

Oh I forgot, it's only cheating when other countries do it.

Remember when all the aussies at Hobart who knew Sangakkara didn't get within a nautical mile of that ball ran over to Koertzen to tell him it wasn't out?

Me neither.

 

[PhatBoy]

You really are a germ.

Just using your flawless logic.

 

[roscreasl98]

You really are a germ.

Just push the ignore button guys, he'll go away.

 

[Sando22]

Of the specialists - so no Sangakkara, DE Villiers, name me 3 better.

I can name you two - Gilchrist and QDK, who seems certain to be a great.

Who've NZ got? McCullum who gave the gloves up anyway and who didn't go all that well with them.
The akmal boys from Pakistan? maybe if they could keep. Or bat.
Safraz Ahmed might make it if he bats well away from Asia.
SA? Richardson and Boucher. Nope.
West Indies? What, are you going to tell me Ridley Jacobs or Dinesh Ramdin were that good? Dowrich is handy but he's not elite.
India? Kerin More, Nayan Mongia . no. Dhoni? Hardly.
Sri Lanka? Prasanna Jayawardene ? Little Kalu? At a punch Tillekratne but he spent half his career as a batsman.
That leaves Australia - Gilchrist I've mentioned, Healy was a gun keeper but only handy with the bat, Haddin was a pile of cow s**t.

The most likely candidate from the other nations is Bairstow - if he learns how to keep.

Hahaha wow.

You just make up the rules as you go mate.
Why remove Sanga and AB?
Haddin was a bees dick behind Prior and half the flog Prior is. You've got em both covered though.

 

[Sando22]

Wonder if Roy was OK with it.

After all, he got caught behind and didn't walk.

Oh I forgot, it's only cheating when other countries do it.

Remember when all the aussies at Hobart who knew Sangakkara didn't get within a nautical mile of that ball ran over to Koertzen to tell him it wasn't out?

Me neither.

Waiting for the umpire to make the decision by not walking isn't cheating you goose

 

[royboy2]

We could play this game for a while although I think you'll run out of material a lot quicker than I will
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Johnson played in 2 winning Ashes series whilst Prior played in 3. Good one, You got me there

 

[PhatBoy]

Waiting for the umpire to make the decision by not walking isn't cheating you goose

Prior appealed and waited for the umpire to make a decision didn't he?

The aussies who appealed when Stevie wonder could have driven the Titanic between Dravid's bat and pad?

Hey does Healy have to not comment because he stumped Brian Lara once without the ball in his hand? just want to be clear on all this.

 

[Sando22]

Johnson played in 2 winning Ashes series whilst Prior played in 3. Good one, You got me there

Johnson also just about single handedly won one of those series, what about your mate?
Thought so.

 

[Wolfs]

 

[PhatBoy]

Hahaha wow.

You just make up the rules as you go mate.
Why remove Sanga and AB?
Haddin was a bees dick behind Prior and half the flog Prior is. You've got em both covered though.

Because they're batsmen for starters. both will be remembered as better players than Prior or whoever you want to discuss even without the keeping factor.

Sangakarra averaged something appraising 70 without the gloves so I'm not sure what that drops his record to with them on.
AB could be the greatest cricketer I've ever seen. irrespective of whether he keeps.

Haddin a bees dick behind prior. that'll do me.

 

[PhatBoy]

Johnson also just about single handedly won one of those series, what about your mate?
Thought so.

Ian bell single handedly won his team a series as well.
Thoughts?

 

[PhatBoy]

Just push the ignore button guys, he'll go away.

Hahaha. you spent most of yesterday following me around like a length of tampon string mate.

 

[roscreasl98]

Hahaha. you spent most of yesterday following me around like a length of tampon string mate.

Ignore.

 

[PhatBoy]

Ignore.

Ouch

 

[Sando22]

Ignore.

Yep.
What a beautiful thing.

 

[Sando22]

Ian bell single handedly won his team a series as well.
Thoughts?

The comparison was made between Prior and Johnson so Bell has nothing to do with it Egg.

 

[royboy2]

Johnson also just about single handedly won one of those series, what about your mate?
Thought so.

He also just about single handedley lost one

 

[Sando22]

He also just about single handedley lost one

Congratulations.
You have shown me what I knew which is that you have very little grasp on this conversation now buzz off.