Roast Dumb s**t reporters say

[Keys]

As we get closer to trade week, the bottom feeders of the AFL media increasingly sprout their rubbish rumour mongering as fact.

With so much crap it’s hard to keep track of what’s said from day to day so I’m starting this thread to catalogue their rubbish and when the dust settles we can assess their strike rate

 

[Keys]

To kick things off is this pearler courtesy of Tom Browne

 

[Eastern Rangers]

AFL trade radio starts tomorrow.


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[Keys]

AFL trade radio starts tomorrow.


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Think we’re gonna need a bigger thread

 

[Wedgetailed Westerner]

I think we may need our own forum website keys.

 

[fomoco04]

To kick things off is this pearler courtesy of Tom Browne

Sure the comma isn't in the wrong spot?

 

[MaxHunt]

AFL trade radio starts tomorrow.


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It's starting even before the GF?

 

[Keys]

This one might be right but I’m putting it here anyway mainly because it’s something the media have been running with for a while so it’ll be even funnier if it doesn’t happen

 

[MKMatty]

Is this legit? HoneyBadger35

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Is this legit? HoneyBadger35

 

[Quinz]

My favourite is how, in every case except Kelly, as long as the player wants to go to a club it's pretty much done. Contracted, uncontracted, home state or not.

 

[FKASC]

To kick things off is this pearler courtesy of Tom Browne

He’s not worth quite that much but I think he’s an absolute gun. Seriously good small forward

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

This one’s a couple of days old now but it’s a humdinger

Geelong could target Gaff in Kelly trade: Clark

"I think this will really get some pace over the next couple of weeks."

www.zerohanger.com

The 27-year old knocked back offers to return to Victoria at the end of last season to re-sign with the Eagles.

However, Clark believes the Cats should “ask the question” of Gaff.

“The really interesting one for me, and I think this will really get some pace over the next couple of weeks, is Andrew Gaff,” he said on Triple M’s Dead Set Legends.

 

[squashface]

Thread definitely has legs

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Not a recent one, but posting this for reference sake when an uncontracted Kelly demands a trade away from Gerard’s Geelong.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

To kick things off is this pearler courtesy of Tom Browne

There's literally no one that North won't throw $800,000 at

 

[combotron1979]

Listen to the "out of bounds" podcast. Quartermain really has nfi of what is going on with Kelly. Said he should go to Freo and if he doesn't want to then Geelong should keep him. FFS he is the Sunday Times chief football writer.
Further his take on the Willie Rioli drug saga was infuriating. Pretty much written him off at 4 years with current result. Which may well be the case but his reasoning was so much heresay and factually incorrect, for a journalist I'd expect alot more. I personally can't see it above 2 years.
Duffield talked sense thankfully. Said why should Freo not sell the farm to get Kelly when he doesn't want to go there. Finally
some common sense! And from a Freo supporter.

 

[Cuzz09]

There's literally no one that North won't throw $800,000 at

Masto should hit em up

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[squashface]

There's literally no one that North won't throw $800,000 at

I wonder if Mutimer would take a $6.2 million paycut to go there?

 

[RookiePick]

He’s not worth quite that much but I think he’s an absolute gun. Seriously good small forward

Can't escape the full Nelson tho

 

[Shuestar13]

Oh look, Trade Radio starts today. Not even waiting until after the Grand Final now
I’d imagine it will start as soon as the Home and Away rounds finish next year. And then eventually it will run all year around... because we can’t miss all of the “expert insight and analysis”.

 

[liam123]

Enjoy trade radio. Get to know some “gun” victorians who I’ve never heard of wanting to move to other vic clubs. Well that’s what it seemed like a few years back

 

[Biggie]

To kick things off is this pearler courtesy of Tom Browne

David Papelys response GOLD

 

[Scotland]

'I can't see how this one gets done' is really creeping in.

Not sure if it's code for 'I can't manufacture a juicy story out of this' or 'I don't have any sources'. Or both.

 

[kane249]

David Papelys response GOLD

Supposedly Browne blocked him after that