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My mother thinks global warming is due to incandescent light globes & that's why the government is exchanging them for more energy savvy lights.
Seriously thinks the global refers to light globes.
'Bout as good an explanation as any. You can augment her reasoning by suggesting "Climate Change" is due to climate controlled aircon.
My mother thinks global warming is due to incandescent light globes & that's why the government is exchanging them for more energy savvy lights.
Seriously thinks the global refers to light globes.
Yeah this sort of thing is common with older people. The most frustrating thing is that they're totally unwilling to learn new things. Ordering a sub at Subway is hardly the most difficult thing in the world, yet it's like they want to deliberately look stupid each time they order. Same goes with credit/debit cards. They've been around multiple decades now and some older people still act like they're some crazy alien invention.I posted these on another thread, but elderly people just don't seem to get Subway and how it all works there, and these are just some of the questions I have heard from senior citizens while waiting to buy my own lunch:
What's in a meatball sub? (Tofu, celery and watercress perhaps?)
Do you have vegemite? (Yes, back in the early 1960s when the first Subway store was opened in New York, the founders decided that this obscure spread little known outside of Australia would be a staple item on the menu.)
How long does it take to get a roast chicken sub? (Several hours. First the staff must catch and kill a chicken, pluck and gut it, cut it up and roast it in a conventional oven.)
What do you have? (True, the Subway menus are heavily guarded trade secrets, and not displayed anywhere in the store, outside of the store or online.)
Do you have to have pickles? (Yes, it is strictly mandatory and enforced rigidly. If you don't eat your pickles, a group of armed men will enter the store, hold you down and force you to eat them.)
We've all said dumb things but being broadcasted on nation television makes this priceless.
I had a similar experience but the girl I was talking to took things to the next level.I traveled to Beijing once (in July) and someone asked me if I had enough winter clothes.
Me: 'You know it's summer there, right?'
Person: 'Is it?'
Me: 'You know it's in the Northern Hemisphere, right?'
Person: 'Is it?'
Me:
I mean it it was Malaysia/Singapore or somewhere in Indo I could understand it, but Beijing is further North of the Equator than all of Australia is South.
And by the relevance of this post, clearly it's not just cigarettes, either.........Gentlemen at Ayala mall in Cebu if you pay the restaurant staff P200 you are allowed to smoke outside in the mall area.
These dont quite fit the thread, but are worth sharing..
I know of a girl who went on a holiday to Europe, only to get deported and sent straight back to Australia. Turns out that the Visa Credit Card she had organised beforehand wasn't quite the visa she needed..
I had a mate who worked for a community organisation where they offered sexual health classes. One day a couple of clients turn up to reception absolutely livid. Turns out that old mate had got his partner pregnant, even after they had followed instructions on how to put the condom on the bananna..
My former step mother in-law had a scan and was amazed to discover that she had TWO lungs. She thought she was unique! She was...
Somebody (who's never been on a plane/left Victoria) asked me if I went to China by plane or boat...
Don't get me wrong you can travel overseas by boat but, typical question from a person who's never travelled. In 2017, who still travels overseas by boat?
Boat people?
This sounds like an urban legend
Had someone ask in a lecture after the lecturer said the assignment was due at 11pm "that 11 o clock is that in the morning or at night?" The room erupted with laughter and then appluaseOnce had girl at uni who asked if you could get pissed on beer nuts.
Mate of mine failed 3 times in a row for speeding.To go along with the dumb s**t that doesn't quite fit the thread:
A kid I knew failed his driving test because he didn't put his seatbelt on