Egg+Car = F YOU!

[Stakerz]

It ****ing cracked the paint and chipped it out.

 

[TheBrownlowMan37]

Cover/rub off the numbers on his letterbox and or house, then when the postie comes, he won't get his mail!!!11!!

Evil knows no bounds.

 

[Power King]

Well my number plate is my surname. Whether he saw that it was me or not, I do not know. It all happened in a couple seconds, that's why i'm leaving it for a few days, plus I need to make an egg shooting machine.

I lol'ed at this part

 

[r dub 19]

I suggest you be smart about this. When you do something to him in retaliation he will straight away know its you. You should wait a couple of months even a year, I reckon get him when he's least expecting and you won't be a suspect.

 

[pacemaker]

Yeah have to agree with rub_19. Perhaps on Christmas Eve???

 

[Stakerz]

Yeah, I see where you're coming from.

So let the eggs bake in the sun till then ay?

 

[r dub 19]

Yeah, I see where you're coming from.

So let the eggs bake in the sun till then ay?

This is a serious war my friend you have the bigfooty army supporting you.

What good does egging his car do? It needs to be more sinister find out where he works, who his gf is etc etc. Maybe a little too far but still something a bit different.

 

[Stakerz]

This is a serious war my friend you have the bigfooty army supporting you.

What good does egging his car do? It needs to be more sinister find out where he works, who his gf is etc etc. Maybe a little too far but still something a bit different.

Thanks mate.

His car is my target, nice black new Mitsubishi Lancer with multiple eggs and perhaps paint thinner or somethin like that will do the job.

PAYBACK IS... A BITCH!

 

[BigBadCam]

Fish guts under his wheel trim would be funny, especially if it's some rotten fish you caught in the Yarra.

 

[pacemaker]

This is a serious war my friend you have the bigfooty army supporting you.

What good does egging his car do? It needs to be more sinister find out where he works, who his gf is etc etc. Maybe a little too far but still something a bit different.

Just don’t go as far as the South Park episode where a year 8 bloke sells Cartman his pubic hairs for $10. After he finds out he got the worse part of the deal he asked for his money back and ends up loosing more money and in addition the year 8 bloke “Scott Tenderman” further embarrasses him in front of everyone in town with a video of him singing a gay song.

Anyway Cartman ends up getting him back sending scotts parents to a place where there is no trespassing and where trespassers are shot on site. Scotts Parents are shot dead and Cartman hosts a chilli carnival where he makes chilli out of all the body parts of scott tendermans parents and scott ends up eating his parents. Some things are not meant to go this far

 

[Ochre]

Just don’t go as far as the South Park episode where a year 8 bloke sells Cartman his pubic hairs for $10. After he finds out he got the worse part of the deal he asked for his money back and ends up loosing more money and in addition the year 8 bloke “Scott Tenderman” further embarrasses him in front of everyone in town with a video of him singing a gay song.

Anyway Cartman ends up getting him back sending scotts parents to a place where there is no trespassing and where trespassers are shot on site. Scotts Parents are shot dead and Cartman hosts a chilli carnival where he makes chilli out of all the body parts of scott tendermans parents and scott ends up eating his parents. Some things are not meant to go this far

best. south park. ever.

 

[Stakerz]

So I read on facebook that he has lost his license, which means he was either driving without a license, or he was in the passenger seat.

And he is selling is car so should I still **** it up?

 

[r dub 19]

You have him on FB? so he knew exactly who u were when he did it?

 

[Stakerz]

You have him on FB? so he knew exactly who u were when he did it?

Yeah I have him on facebook, We went to the same primary school.

He lives 2 streets away from me, literally about a 2 minute drive.

He was obviously out to throw eggs, I was nearly home from work only 5 seconds away from my court.

He came out of a street onto the main road, when I was coming down this road, he had his lights on high beam, and then launched an egg, which you can tell my the photos was a pretty hard throw.

But he wouldn't have known it was me, unless he saw my number plate. which i don't give a crap about because I'm going to get him back either way.

 

[r dub 19]

ahhhh ok makes sense. I reckon u should order sum shit to house mass pizzas,male strippers,manure anything!

 

[TheBrownlowMan37]

best. south park. ever.

Agree, I forget which season it was.

 

[BigBadCam]

Agree, I forget which season it was.

five

 

[HarryTiger]

Make French toast and eat it outside his house, then he'll be cut about losing the egg to you.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

Yeah put rotten eggs near the side of his house or somewhere that he won't find them but will smell the stench. Did that once to a bad neighbour before we moved, threw eggs and old milk in the side of their garage where they couldn't clean it up.

Better yet, use rotten chicken. It's worse than eggs.

 

[SS_Fury]

you must wait and bide your time, coz he MAY know its you getting revenge. His car is going to be gone yeah? Well wait a few weeks- if he still hasnt sold it, dress like a ninja and in the middle of the night, armed with a container of brake fluid, douse his paintwork. If the car is sold, pour that fluid on his letterbox, driveway, front verandah, garden etc. Then chuck norris ninja vanish into the night

 

[jefffff34]

 

[krusden]

I suggest you be smart about this. When you do something to him in retaliation he will straight away know its you. You should wait a couple of months even a year, I reckon get him when he's least expecting and you won't be a suspect.

- I WOULD RECOMMEND waiting.

Bide your time and then "bam" with a 20c coin... give the bastard a new stripe on his car.

 

[pacemaker]

- I WOULD RECOMMEND waiting.

Bide your time and then "bam" with a 20c coin... give the bastard a new stripe on his car.

Yep sounds like a good idea except get this done while his car is in town or some place else (not in your street) sometime in December mate and just continue like everything is fine, like you don't know it was him than as krusden said bring out the 20c coin and 2 massive scratches on each side. Like i said ensure you do this while the car is not in your street. eg (probably when his at the pub or mates house last at night, early morning)

 

[Power King]

If possible, the horse's head would be fantastic.

Make French toast and eat it outside his house, then he'll be cut about losing the egg to you.

This one takes the cake.

Just make sure it is accompanied with shaking your fist in the air.

 

[krusden]

Yep sounds like a good idea except get this done while his car is in town or some place else (not in your street) sometime in December mate and just continue like everything is fine, like you don't know it was him than as krusden said bring out the 20c coin and 2 massive scratches on each side. Like i said ensure you do this while the car is not in your street. eg (probably when his at the pub or mates house last at night, early morning)

- Excellent, excellent, excellent point.