Egg+Car = F YOU!

[Row Hound]

Step 1: If you have him on Facebook you should set your status to something like "Car just got egged, pissed off, really wish I knew who did it.." or something so theres a chance that if you retaliate he may not suspect you of it.


Step 2: Car bomb.

 

[aaronm46]

How bout you ROLL HIM UP IN CARPET THEN THROW HIM OFF A BRIDGE!!!11!!!!11!one!!!

 

[Dan Moody]

simple solution.
you do nothing but pm every poster on here his facebook link, car rego and address and just sit back.
no-one ****s with a bf brothers wheels, plus I'm out on the road a bit so a casual detour would break the monotony.

 

[Juddy88]

How bout you ROLL HIM UP IN CARPET THEN THROW HIM OFF A BRIDGE!!!11!!!!11!one!!!

So murder him?

 

[Schulzenfest]

Just don’t go as far as the South Park episode where a year 8 bloke sells Cartman his pubic hairs for $10. After he finds out he got the worse part of the deal he asked for his money back and ends up loosing more money and in addition the year 8 bloke “Scott Tenderman” further embarrasses him in front of everyone in town with a video of him singing a gay song.

Anyway Cartman ends up getting him back sending scotts parents to a place where there is no trespassing and where trespassers are shot on site. Scotts Parents are shot dead and Cartman hosts a chilli carnival where he makes chilli out of all the body parts of scott tendermans parents and scott ends up eating his parents. Some things are not meant to go this far

Agreed, don't go that far. Just have one of the parents killed and eaten.

 

[dr nick]

lol @ the people you add on facebook.... but I knew him in primary school!!

anyway go buy some superglue, go to a servo, pick up the sauciest male escort magazine you can (whilst youre there get a can of V for a buck). Go home, rip out the pages then coat the back of them with the glue and paste onto his car. The windshield will provide you with the best adhesive, but you have to get that shit off with paint stripper, so make sure you plaster a few on the metallic paint as well.

Whilst you've got the glue, fill a hypodermic needle full of tomato sauce and stick it underside his door handle. You'll need to angle it a bit to make sure he gets needlestuck.

And if you think he'd still be able to drive to work that morning, deflate left rear tyre by pressing on the gas nozzle thing... then you can quiety slash with a stanley knife. Also, cut tiny little squares out of his windscreen wiper blade.

And if you're hard core, do a bit of research and know where that mitsubishi's fuel delivery pipe is, and give that a bit of a slash too... but if he sees fuel leaking on the ground he will know somebody's been tampering with his car.

 

[Bouvet_Island]

Superglue windscreen wipers down.

Simple. Effective. Won't be found until it rains.

 

[bbbbhall]

Superglue windscreen wipers down.

Simple. Effective. Won't be found until it rains.

So many evil people on BigFooty - I like it

Squirting superglue in the car locks would work on an older model - There would be so much gunge in there that they would never be able to get the key in to open the car (remember to do the boot as well) . This sadly wouldn't work with cars with automatic lock/unlock ..

 

[Hellgood]

I wish you luck with your mission. Just please remember to take pics or a video

 

[Sportman1987]

simple solution.
you do nothing but pm every poster on here his facebook link, car rego and address and just sit back.
no-one ****s with a bf brothers wheels, plus I'm out on the road a bit so a casual detour would break the monotony.

Werd I like this idea. Nobody ****s with the BF BROTHERHOOD

 

[Invigoration]

Melt his butter in the microwave then do a shit in it and let it re-set. He'll be spreading poo on his toast for weeks before he realises.

Seriously though, poo on a paper bag and wipe it all over his car. Then rape him... everyone's a winner.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

god almighty, will that Hannebery ever stop terrorising this city?

Ejaculate onto the driver's door handle of his car.

No, but seriously, crush his car. That'll make him cry and think twice next time he decides to be a failure at life.

this will teach the uppity Swans recruit - make sure you video it though for maximum lulz

 

[vealesy]

Put a tek screw under each tyre, pointing up.

When he takes off, they will slip in and slowly deflate.

Will be able to drive for about 10 minutes.

Quick, easy, and undetectable.

 

[OzBomber]

Had this happen to me a couple of years ago on Halloween. Driving along and then BANG, egg smashes the rear mirror and knocks its cover thing off, egg goes all over the drivers face and sprays onto the roof of the car. Shame we didnt know who it was.

 

[Surkin]

realestate.com.au

Put his name and number down for 100's of houses and just sit back and laugh. For full effects ring up a couple of times yourself of private number pretending to be a real estate agent. GOLD

 

[The Passenger]

superglue a few coins on the windscreen in front of the drivers seat.... should crack the windscreen when he eventually is able to get it off.

 

[Armitage2Riewoldt]

1.Post his contact details on /b/
2. ?????
3. PROFIT

 

[Dan Moody]

Melt his butter in the microwave then do a shit in it and let it re-set. He'll be spreading poo on his toast for weeks before he realises.

Seriously though, poo on a paper bag and wipe it all over his car. Then rape him... everyone's a winner.

WTF??? remind me never to troll you in future, that's some seriously ****ed up shit "everyones a winner" lulz

realestate.com.au

Put his name and number down for 100's of houses and just sit back and laugh. For full effects ring up a couple of times yourself of private number pretending to be a real estate agent. GOLD

yes, this is one of my favourites. also, scrawling his name and number on as many public toilet walls as possible, preceded by the sentence "will suck ***** for free, call any time" is sure to provide some mirth and hilarity for months to come.

 

[Surkin]

Melt his butter in the microwave then do a shit in it and let it re-set. He'll be spreading poo on his toast for weeks before he realises.

I heard a story about a guy who when he went to play with the Swans he moved in with two other players. Anyway they all had to shit somewhere and hide it in the house. Last one to get found wins. One guy shit in a cup and put it in the letterbox and it was found the next day, another shit somewhere else and it was found pretty much straight away. Anyway they all forgot about the third one. About a month later one of them was spreading the butter on his toast and then got to the shit. Laughs ensured.

 

[Schache It Off]

Profit!

 

[rdhopkins2]

Take a dump in a paper bag, put on doorstep, light and ring the doorbell and run.
Or take a leak on his windscreen at night, allow to dry overnight. Car will stink for about a yr.

Just joking, be nice. Kiss and make up

 

[Rustin Cohle]

Just egg his house. Instead of thrwing just one, make sure you get about fifty and plaster his home with them.

 

[vealesy]

Ah I remember being a youngin and there'd be a group of about 20 of us, we would all hurl a carton, egg by egg, at a passing bus when it stopped from on top a nearby hill.

Gooood times.

 

[pacemaker]

hahaha so many ideas now

Watch out if your a massive prick this week at work or at school as someof these pranks are likely to occur on the weekend

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Take a dump in a paper bag, put on doorstep, light and ring the doorbell and run.
Or take a leak on his windscreen at night, allow to dry overnight. Car will stink for about a yr.

Just joking, be nice. Kiss and make up

"He called the shit, poop."