Oppo Camp Essendon V Hawthorn banter thread (Round 18)

[pacman]

Who other than Buddy has ever kicked a bag against us?

Roughead normally gets torn a new one by Pears, who is most likely back this week. So that cancels him out.

Gunston? lol, we're not Richmond.
Cyril? he'll duck and weave like the best of them, possibly kick 2 if he's lucky.
After Gumby kicks his 4th on Clangermakers in the 1st quarter you'll move him up forward and we'll just laugh at him, so that rules him out.

Who's next?
Hale? lol

Getting pretty thin

So he'll get 4 kicks at least this week? Nice, one more than last week.

 

[Brown n Gold]

yep its tagging. Putting a spud player on a good defender to take them out of the match.

No see Puopolo will play that role on your "best" LOL rebounding defender?? Dempsey?

If Lewis heads down there it will be to embarrass Fletcher like he did to Heath Shaw last week.. Come to think of it, Jack GUN-ston is good enough to get that job done..

 

[smooth mover]

You were the first one in so booked! Your new signature is going to be a lot worse than the one you have now

I thought with ur confidence u'd be keen to take on as many of us as possible!! Think of the changes u could make 2 our sig's?? IF u's win that is....

 

[Pweter]

No see Puopolo will play that role on your "best" LOL rebounding defender?? Dempsey?

If Lewis heads down there it will be to embarrass Fletcher like he did to Heath Shaw last week.. Come to think of it, Jack GUN-ston is good enough to get that job done..

So you think you'll be forced to tag 2 of our defenders? Wow, that's respect for your opposition if I've ever heard it.

Nice of you to see taking this seriously and seeing it as a danger game Brown n Gold, perhaps you could ask some of your fellow Hawks to do likewise.

 

[Necromancer Beth]

I thought with ur confidence u'd be keen to take on as many of us as possible!! Think of the changes u will make 2 our sig's?? WHEN u win that is....

EFA.

 

[Brown n Gold]

So you think you'll be forced to tag 2 of our defenders? Wow, that's respect for your opposition if I've ever heard it.

Nice of you to see taking this seriously and seeing it as a danger game Brown n Gold, perhaps you could ask some of your fellow Hawks flogs to do likewise.

LOL not a danger game at all.. we will win by around 10 goals... p.s. as previously discussed Fletcher is not tagged, just embarrassed possibly by a kid who is nearly half his age..

Who's going to tag Cyril?? Birchall?? Suckling?? Mitchell??

 

[Tassieboy]

Don't resort to using the word 'flog' - don't be so punitive, and it really shits me brother Pete

 

[The Dustbin]

Has Fletcher played on anyone in the last 10 years or has he just floated in and out of contests - 3rd/4th man up??

Haha touched nerve on Gibbo did I!

 

[The Dustbin]

Who's going to tag Cyril?? Birchall?? Suckling?? Mitchell??

Suckling tagged?! Yeah okay mete.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Haha touched nerve on Gibbo did I!

Nah.. you just got pwned

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Who's going to tag Cyril?? Birchall?? Suckling?? Mitchell??

Slattery, Slattery, Davis, and Slattery.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Suckling tagged?! Yeah okay mete.

Footskills will chop you up if you leave him unattended..

 

[Pweter]

LOL not a danger game at all.. we will win by around 10 goals... p.s. as previously discussed Fletcher is not tagged, just embarrassed possibly by a kid who is nearly half his age..

Who's going to tag Cyril?? Birchall?? Suckling?? Mitchell??

Why would we bother trying to tag half your side when you'll be chasing tail?

We'll probably tag Mitchell who is in rare form I'll give you that, possibly make Gibson accountable or isolate him given he is what is holding your defence together, I don't see any need to do much else other than back ourselves in.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Why would we bother trying to tag half your side when you'll be chasing tail?

We'll probably tag Mitchell who is in rare form I'll give you that, possibly make Gibson accountable or isolate him given he is what is holding your defence together, I don't see any need to do much else other than back ourselves in.

Not too many teams been chasing your tail in recent weeks.. March, April, May specialists

 

[MightyHawks]

Not too many teams been chasing your tail in recent weeks.. March, April, May specialists

Essendon appear to be chasing Carlton out of the 8.

No one is chasing Essendon yet

 

[Drummer_19]

Not too many teams been chasing your tail in recent weeks.. March, April, May specialists

We're pretty good in feb sometimes too.

 

[Tassieboy]

Footskills will chop you up if you leave him unattended..

Let's hope we get him kicking his little shitty 20m passes.

 

[Necromancer Beth]

I have been lurking a bit on the Essendon board recently and have come across some disturbing delusions of granduer and misguided confidence. Some of their supporters are feeling.... wait for it...... "confident" heading into Friday nights game. They actually think they can win. LMFAO.

 

[Donakebab]

And there will be heaps of Bomber fans just like you who are "out of town" for the evening

Sorry for a family reunion crossing trees from 5 generations back taking preference over watching your shit mob let their massive egos get to them and fail miserably.

But as I said before, not to worry, another Bomber will be replacing my arse on the sit laughing as the wheels fall off the "premiership favourites" yet again.

 

[Jade]

Footskills will chop you up if you leave him unattended..

Footskills? Can that bloke actually kick the required 15m to constitute a mark?

 

[Pweter]

Not too many teams been chasing your tail in recent weeks.. March, April, May specialists

You don't have to look back too far and Hawthorn were 2-3 and had just been wiped off York Park by Sydney. Form can and will turn my friend, and it starts Friday night.

 

[The Dustbin]

I have been lurking a bit on the Essendon board recently

You creepy old man.

 

[Jade]

I have been lurking a bit on the Essendon board recently.

Just these past four or five years or so.

 

[Brown n Gold]

Footskills? Can that bloke actually kick the required 15m to constitute a mark?

Suckling kicks it flatter, longer and quicker than anyone that plays for the bombres... next

 

[pacman]

I thought with ur confidence u'd be keen to take on as many of us as possible!! Think of the changes u could make 2 our sig's?? IF u's win that is....

We have to find someone that's worth stopping can't think of an explosive midfielder or dangerous forward that you've got?