Fattest AFL player

[woosha24]

Someone must have already said Scott Cummings, yeah? I mean that one's the lowest of low hanging fruit.

I cant be arsed going back through 10 pages to check.

 

[Custard Guts]

TFW the opposition coach is lunch and you've got a handy receptacle for his bones.

 

[Macpotata]

TFW the opposition coach is lunch and you've got a handy receptacle for his bones.

 

[emblurr]

Xavier Ellis has filled out, must have eaten those two footies

 

[sobrave]

TFW the opposition coach is lunch and you've got a handy receptacle for his bones.

That's a big boy. He must be pushing 150 kg these days

 

[My Tilly]

Xavier Ellis has filled out, must have eaten those two footies

looks like he's about to be handed a pint?

 

[Custard Guts]

That's a big boy. He must be pushing 150 kg these days

In awe at the size of the lad.

Much girth. Dead set unit.

 

[DirtySandman]

Xavier Ellis has filled out,

Reckon he has lost weight, since I last saw him.

 

[coniglio_number1]

Ellis never looked like an athlete so I’m not surprised he blew up a bit. I can see gov doing the same

 

[ioppolo]

Ellis gained about 15 kgs 3 months after retirement.

 

[Flags_In_The_Bag]

this man has more premierships than your entire club. he can get as fat as he wants

That's your response to that'? How petty.

 

[Flags_In_The_Bag]

Would be sexist.

Why? If so that is bullcrap

 

[Smoooothy]

That's your response to that'? How petty.

you're in a thread about fat afl players and you speak of being petty...

weird flex

 

[Engimal v3]

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Yeah, she's definitely the biggest fatso to play in my life time

 

[Furn2]

How's that new West Indies spinner??

 

[ThirdLegUp]

Ollie Wines is a large unit even when afl fit, He has the thick body, giant head body type that will explode after footy. Reckon he will make Darren Jarmen look like Caleb Daniel in years to come.

 

[Heaps of fun]

Xavier Ellis has been quite public about his battles with depression and anxiety would bet that his weight gain is due to medication.

 

[Power Raid]

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My vote, the Galloping Gasometer

The feeling he must have had as his belly bounced with every stride.

Btw, is that Ebert in the background?

 

[Power Raid]

Lockett, Dew, Pickett, jarman, kickett and Rick Davies all come to mind

 

[Drewie11]

The McGovern brothers are going to be huge about 1 year after they retire

 

[LifeSpan-Void]

Imagine if men had a history of their self worth being judged by their physical appearance.

Depends which circles you travel in. May not be as prevalent as women but it definitely exists for men too.

 

[Flags_In_The_Bag]

you're in a thread about fat afl players and you speak of being petty...

weird flex
Not very sharp are you, as I said you mention premierships that he has that's more then the posters team that put up Jarmans photo and you think that's in context? What's the amount of flags he has got to do with being over weight.

 

[psychosaints]

I know this is for AFL players but for pure sports people surely Serena wins this contest. Her Ar$e is massive and she hasn’t retired yet. She’ll make Stewie Dew look like Paul Callery

 

[Sentinel]

The McGovern brothers are going to be huge about 1 year after they retire

Still love the nickname 'Brackets' for Mitch McGovern due to him filling out the number 11 jumper so well.

 

[Stan Van Gundy]

Dunno if it's been said, but some of these recently retired blokes have turned into absolute heffers. Anyone see Andy Krakouer in that shithouse AFL X style EJ Whitten thing? He's about the size of an adolescent elephant now.