Analysis Football cliches and what they really mean

Discussion in 'Essendon' started by DERO, Sep 27, 2017.

Put it out there
  1. Runk

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    'He's a superstar, love the way he's goes about it'

    Translation: 'I've nothing really to add further to the conversation but love the sound of my own voice.'
     
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  2. DapperJong

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    I wish this was performed literally.

    You'd see dudes marking the ball 40 meters up in the air.
     
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    or not white
     
  4. TheBrightSide

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    As tough as they come: Thug
     
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  5. Howard Moon

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    has great running patters, knows where to be - has had zero posessions but is a coach fav
     
  6. TheBrightSide

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    Good on the outside: Cowardly
     
  7. Runk

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    Basil Zempalis calling: Clever kick to the outside finds McGrath.
    Translation: Clever kick to the outside finds a player who's name I don't know cos they don't play for West Coast so I am just throwing one out there.
     
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    Has a good footy brain:- Isn't highly talented but still does some ok things
     
  9. Pweter

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    Runs all day: No footy IQ but is supremely fit, relying on his endurance to get to enough contests across 4 quarters to pick up a few touches.
     
  10. Pweter

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    Out the back: sponge
     
  11. Pweter

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    There might be something in that: I want this player to get suspended
     

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  12. Pweter

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    You'd think he'll get off: I don't want this player to get suspended
     
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    Cyril:
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  14. Pweter

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    I like the look of this kid: He's done 2 good things in his first handful of games, so I'll claim him in the event he turns out decent
     
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    Full yaco: > 5 posts in a row by a single poster in a single thread
     
  16. ghostdog

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    or...

    Cult figure: is not white and can play football.
     
  17. ghostdog

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    oh snap!
     
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    Essendon Flu: the guy's got a broken leg, dislocated elbow and a fractured rib. He'll be right to play in a few weeks.
     
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    knock : 6-12 weeks out
     
  20. Bomberbuzz1

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    When Richo says 100% : it's 50 50
     
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    See also: Magic
     
  22. Howard Moon

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    Knows where the goals are - hungry
     
  23. Howard Moon

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    Confidence player - mentally soft flake
     
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    BOY OH BOY WOWEE: BT has an erection
     
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  25. Pweter

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    Elite: Possibly not elite
     
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