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I can't remember the last time I bought petrol and paid cash.
It's always an obscure amount above $50. Who pays cash for that?
why is it always an obscure amount above 50? I never pay that much unless i'm going on a trip down south or something.
If I fill up our car with, say, $64 of petrol and I have a 50 and 20 on me, I wouldn't be against paying with cash at least...and do sometimes.I can't remember the last time I bought petrol and paid cash.
It's always an obscure amount above $50. Who pays cash for that?
I'm not going to go to the servo on a weekly basis and put in $10-20 at a time
I am more efficient than you. One trip per month to the servo is plenty.
Do you just drive to the end of the rd and back daily lol. I need to fill up at least twice per month.I am more efficient than you. One trip per month to the servo is plenty.
Do you just drive to the end of the rd and back daily lol. I need to fill up at least twice per month.
Counting coins on the counter of the 7-Eleven
from quarter past six 'til quarter to seven
The manager, Bevan, starts to abuse me.
"Hey man, I just want some Muesli"
Inner
Inner city
Inner city pressure

Trips to the servo every 10 days for moi
I'd drive about 800 km per tank.
25 min round trip to work for me - weekly spend on petrol is about $30.
Is that you Burton Guster?Fill up the private car once every 3 weeks
Pleasures of having a work car

Nah I'm croweaters new accountIs that you Burton Guster?![]()
Oh wow, good timing. Ran into market to get a few things on way home tonight. No self-serve open, so had to use "express"-lane
(Bill comes to $15.25)
Hands over $20 note, 20c, 10c.
Cashier: "You gave me too much" (tries to hand back silver)
Me: "That's fine, keep the 5c" (wow high-roller tip!)
Cashier: "I don't think I can do that" (starts getting coins from till)
Me: "That's ok, (sees coins) - do you have a $5 note?"
Cashier: "The change is $4.75" (tries to hand over coins).
Me: "I actually gave us $20.30, so the change is $5"
Cashier: "Oh. I will call my manager." (Ding, red light)
Manager: "What is the issue?"
Cashier: "Customer wants $5 change"
Manager: (looks at screen) "Sir, the change is $4.75".
Me: (Points to coins still sitting on till). "I gave the cashier 30c in coin as well"
Manager: (looks at coins, then screen, then coins). "I'm sorry sir, that isn't right". (looks at screen again).
Manager: (keys password 1234 into screen, then adds "-30c CASH" to transaction. (Screen now says $4.45 change)
Manager: "There you go, sorry about the confusion. (walks off)
Cashier: (Looks at screen, change, screen, change). "I'm sorry." Hit's buzzer again.
Me: "Look, it's fine can I just have my change"
Cashier: "Oh no, I have too much now."
Manager: "What is it now?"
Cashier: "I have too much change"
Manager: (Looks at change, then screen). Presses button, saves transaction. "I'll fix it". (Takes my $20.30). "Come with me"
(we walk around to service desk)
Manager: (rings up receipt, shows total of $15.55 - 30c more than it should be). "That will be $15.55". Looks at my $20.30. Enters $20 and gives me the 30c. (I was past arguing at this point)
Manager: "$4.45 change, thank you for shopping at ....."