Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Roozee]

Mate could not come to a BBQ lunch at our place because of vomiting hangover. Spent all day yesterday cleaning up...mowing...pool treated...the works. Rings at 10am not coming....barfffff.

So Grumpy Olds...wat have you had to turn down because of a hangover...in your life time?

About 10 years worth of Sundays!!

"Sorry Sunday, I'm just gonna have to let you pass me on by again"

 

[Gasometer]

Who's Usher ?

Something that shows you to your seat

 

[D23D]

Who's Usher ?

Michael Usher, ex 60 minutes now ch 7 news reader??
Only one I know

 

[Kimbo]

About 10 years worth of Sundays!!

"Sorry Sunday, I'm just gonna have to let you pass me on by again"

Friday night, too tired.
Saturday night, too drunk.
Sunday, too far away.

 

[Gasometer]

Rodney Rude knew an Usher

 

[Hojuman]

my mum organised a photo session for the morning after my graduation party at University

In every photo I looked like one of the Adams family.
!

Which one ? Cousin lt ?

 

[Le Grille]

Bloody Christmas, work are sending cards out to the clients and have picked these glittery cards. Now I have glitter everywhere. My files, my phone, my coffee mug and all over me.

 

[Hojuman]

Bloody Christmas, work are sending cards out to the clients and have picked these glittery cards. Now I have glitter everywhere. My files, my phone, my coffee mug and all over me.

Well, you know the old saying " glitter and be gay "

NTTAWWT

 

[Samsquanch]

Rodney Rude

...'scuse me mate, d'ya mind if I bum a ***?

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

...'scuse me mate, d'ya mind if I bum a ***?

first with: NTTAWWT

 

[Mr. Blonde]

Bloody Christmas, work are sending cards out to the clients and have picked these glittery cards. Now I have glitter everywhere. My files, my phone, my coffee mug and all over me.

Do people still send Xmas cards? I thought they went out with Walkmans, dinosaurs and Andrew Swallow.

 

[Le Grille]

Do people still send Xmas cards? I thought they went out with Walkmans, dinosaurs and Andrew Swallow.

Clearly we do.

It's the personal touches that count.

That'd be a good slogan for Tender Touch. What do you think Twinkletoes?

 

[Samsquanch]

Clearly we do.

It's the personal touches that count.

That'd be a good slogan for Tender Touch. What do you think Twinkletoes?

NTTAWWT

 

[Gasometer]

Didn't Head go and ask for the Usher?

 

[Gasometer]

Oh ffs.


Gumtree and Ebay atm at night....slow as.

 

[Twinkletoes]

Clearly we do.

It's the personal touches that count.

That'd be a good slogan for Tender Touch. What do you think Twinkletoes?

Yeah, I've been telling them for ages that their long used slogan "Moar Cash = Moar Gash" isn't the friendliest way to draw in the punters.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Which one ? Cousin lt ?

My graduation was the 90's not the 70's !

all I know is I threw up just before we left, and not one photo ever made it onto the wall

 

[rippersnipper]

Had an absolute shocker on the golf course yesterday in what felt like 35° heat. Nightmare stuff

 

[Roozee]

There are some scarily strange degenerates eking their way through this life.

Seriously, who sits in their car in a supermarket car park on a 35+ degree day listening to the *****n "Chicken Dance" over and over on their stereo!!!

 

[see see]

Had an absolute shocker on the golf course yesterday in what felt like 35° heat. Nightmare stuff

You obviously haven't heard the old saying?

Your worst day on the golf course is still better than your best day in the office.

 

[Le Grille]

You obviously haven't heard the old saying?

Your worst day on the golf course is still better than your best day in the office.

Unless the golf course is the office.

 

[see see]

Dogs enjoy tele more than I do. It's still bleeding a bit but reckon should be fine

That's because most shows these days are pitched to viewers with comparable intellects.

 

[see see]

Unless the golf course is the office.

Or if you're this bloke ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Lake-Panic-retrieving-balls-Kruger-Park.html

 

[Le Grille]

Or if you're this bloke ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Lake-Panic-retrieving-balls-Kruger-Park.html

Holy ****

 

[Roozee]

Or if you're this bloke ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Lake-Panic-retrieving-balls-Kruger-Park.html

Poor bastard.

I hate golf. One more reason not to play!