Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Nate7]

Speaking of driving. is it legal to shoot the tyres out of those tossers who drive at 85k then suddenly speed up to 100k plus at passing lines ?

if not it should be

Same should apply when overtaking slow campaigners on a 110kmh freeway who then speed up so you can't overtake.
Also, dickheads that straddle two lanes and are ******* inept drivers!

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

This world would be a much better place if only I was allowed to shoot people.

Even tazer would be ok

 

[Nate7]

Even tazer would be ok

I'd be inclined to use cattle prods.

 

[KiwiRoo]

This world would be a much better place if only I was allowed to shoot people.

I reckon

I'd be a hell of a pacifist if only idiot people didn't piss me off so much

 

[Hojuman]

Bit of rain about. Indoor sports today.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Traffic has doubled in the past 5 years and it's predominately taken up by complete ******* morons.

Moronic truck drivers that need to drive three lines wide, bovine soccer moms in their RV's that feel the need to sit on 85 in the far right lane of the freeway, the self appointed cop types that refuse to move aside for others etc.

I commit at least 12 murders in my head every time I go for an hour long drive.

The meek won't inherit the earth, the patently stupid have already done it.

 

[Orange Peanut]

Bit of rain about. Indoor sports today.

I *in wish

 

[Nate7]

Bit of rain about. Indoor sports today.

Oh yeah? :smirk look

 

[Gasometer]

Traffic has doubled in the past 5 years and it's predominately taken up by complete ******* morons.

Moronic truck drivers that need to drive three lines wide, bovine soccer moms in their RV's that feel the need to sit on 85 in the far right lane of the freeway, the self appointed cop types that refuse to move aside for others etc.

I commit at least 12 murders in my head every time I go for an hour long drive.

The meek won't inherit the earth, the patently stupid have already done it.

Had the misfortune of being in Peak hour on the Western Ring Road from Cambellfied to Craigieburn

20kmhr speed all the way out

Once it was a free run

At Wallan turn off to town past Beveridge cars bumper to bumper down exit ramp all the way into town

Yet again Govt has allowed these massive developments to go ahead and in the next decade, but no road developments/PT

Then Grumpy Olds come on here whinging

 

[Snake_Baker]

Had the misfortune of being in Peak hour on the Western Ring Road from Cambellfied to Craigieburn

20kmhr speed all the way out

Once it was a free run

At Wallan turn off to town past Beveridge cars bumper to bumper down exit ramp all the way into town

Yet again Govt has allowed these massive developments to go ahead and in the next decade, but no road developments/PT

Then Grumpy Olds come on here whinging

Blame the addition of a million more people to facilitate rich peoples economics.

Melbourne was a great city once, now it is ****ed.

I'm outta here in another year or so. Might end up in Katamatite.

 

[Gasometer]

Blame the addition of a million more people to facilitate rich peoples economics.

Melbourne was a great city once, now it is ******.

I'm outta here in another year or so. Might end up in Katamatite.

There is a street where near I live where peeps garages are full with of stuff that they have no room to park cars.

Nekminit cars all over the street/nature strip

A mess

 

[Hojuman]

Yep. Once great beautiful city overrun with unrestricted development & greed.
Take a walk down Elizabeth st. next time your in town. Tree change for me 2025. I'm outta here.

 

[Hojuman]

There is a street where near I live where peeps garages are full with of stuff that they have no room to park cars.

Nekminit cars all over the street/nature strip

A mess

What's employing people up there Gaso ? SPC ? Uncle Ben's or alike ?

 

[Gasometer]

Blame the addition of a million more people to facilitate rich peoples economics.

Melbourne was a great city once, now it is ******.

I'm outta here in another year or so. Might end up in Katamatite.

After the Lions game I had to drive from the open car park near the Ferris Wheel to Crown area.

Took 45 minits

 

[Gasometer]

What's employing people up there Gaso ? SPC ? Uncle Ben's or alike ?

SPC not as much as the past. Mostly service industries to Agriculture. They are building a massive new Art Gallery on the Lake that looks great. Built a 5 storey Court House for cases from Wallan up to the border. Lots of immigration which has continued over 50 years. Unlike other places it’s not an issue here with sport (esp soccer) uniting people. It’s not that bad a place to live TBH. Can do Melb in 100 minits if you don’t stop. Weather is warm 9 months of the year.

Did you know Jy and Sammy come from up here?

 

[Kanga Glory]

Blame the addition of a million more people to facilitate rich peoples economics.

Melbourne was a great city once, now it is ******.

I'm outta here in another year or so. Might end up in Katamatite.

Exactly why I left Melbourne snake. The problem now is I was so use to the pace of Melbourne it’s hard to slow down to country pace (which by the way is so much more peaceful)

 

[Hojuman]

Yeh, knew that.

Come to the gallery where do we eat ? Anything resembling a winery ?

 

[Snake_Baker]

There is a street where near I live where peeps garages are full with of stuff that they have no room to park cars.

Nekminit cars all over the street/nature strip

A mess

Good luck to them mate. Their property to do with as they please, as long as they don't * with me.

Exactly why I left Melbourne snake. The problem now is I was so use to the pace of Melbourne it’s hard to slow down to country pace (which by the way is so much more peaceful)

I hear you loud and clear mate.

I'd still be coming up to Melbourne most weeks/weekends for the footy etc., but to hell with living here full time. It has become an overpopulated dump.

I might head up North and open up the "Katamatittie" bar with Gaso.

 

[Orange Peanut]

I might head up North and open up the "Katamatittie" bar with Gaso.

You’ll possibly need to employ some Katamaloose women.

 

[Passmore]

Yeh, knew that.

Come to the gallery where do we eat ? Anything resembling a winery ?

Eat at Gaso place.

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[ferball]

Exactly why I left Melbourne snake. The problem now is I was so use to the pace of Melbourne it’s hard to slow down to country pace (which by the way is so much more peaceful)

There are too many *en people with that idea these days.

Stay in the city you campaigners - you're ******* the bush up for the rest of us.

Its time we revived "c.1996 - blowing up roads and setting up guard posts for the apocalypse PMT" plans again. Where are those jars of Anthrax???

 

[Gasometer]

Yeh, knew that.

Come to the gallery where do we eat ? Anything resembling a winery ?

http://www.talliswine.com.au/

The reds are fantastic

 

[Snake_Baker]

There are too many ****en people with that idea these days.

Stay in the city you campaigners - you're ******* the bush up for the rest of us.

Its time we revived "c.1996 - blowing up roads and setting up guard posts for the apocalypse PMT" plans again. Where are those jars of Anthrax???

Don't confuse me with the Ocean Grove/Woodend types.

If a town has less than 5000 people and a pub, that will be my new home.

 

[koshari]

If a town has less than 5000 people and a pub, that will be my new home.

 

[chugginon]

There is a street where near I live where peeps garages are full with of stuff that they have no room to park cars.

Nekminit cars all over the street/nature strip

A mess

Same as where i live. ^^^^exactly this. Amazing.