Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Samsquanch]

Can now tell the story...

The other day, I was fixing something using Super Glue. Not the cheap $1 tube though. I had a bottle of the stuff, which can be brushed on to the item being fixed. Anyway, I got a bit enthusiastic and accidentally spilled about half a teaspoon of the glue, right onto my jeans thighs - both legs, pants glued to my legs. This stuff gives an effective wax job. I think they call it a Manzillian. Not game to try it on the sack though.

 

[Gasometer]

Can now tell the story...

The other day, I was fixing something using Super Glue. Not the cheap $1 tube though. I had a bottle of the stuff, which can be brushed on to the item being fixed. Anyway, I got a bit enthusiastic and accidentally spilled about half a teaspoon of the glue, right onto my thighs jeans - both legs, glued to my legs. This stuff gives an eggective wax job. I think they call it a Manzillian. Not game to try it on the sack though.

I can’t handle the sensation of it stuck on fingers...straight to the thinners

 

[Samsquanch]

I can’t handle the sensation of it stuck on fingers...straight to the thinners

I saw the Tokyo Shock Boys years ago. One of them super-glued a bowling ball to his head.

 

[Gasometer]

317 pages on and it’s still a great thread to visit. So many lols over the last 5 years. No trash talk. No politics. Just shit talk.

 

[DaveyBoy123]

317 pages on and it’s still a great thread to visit. So many lols over the last 5 years. No trash talk. No politics. Just shit talk.

You know what makes me grumpy? Politics & trash talk.

 

[ferball]

I saw the Tokyo Shock Boys years ago. One of them super-glued a bowling ball to his head.

They were awesome. I went out with this girl who videoed them for her media project. So we saw them two nights in a row for free right up close.

I don't remember the bowling ball ... actually I don't remember much of that time...

 

[Samsquanch]

They were awesome. I went out with this girl who videoed them for her media project. So we saw them two nights in a row for free right up close.

I don't remember the bowling ball ... actually I don't remember much of that time...

Did you see the girl getting towed across the stage sitting on an office chair?

 

[ferball]

I dunno.. It was a quarter of a century or more ago. I remember him sticking something in his eye, that made me cringe a bit.

 

[Samsquanch]

Can now tell the story...

The other day, I was fixing something using Super Glue. Not the cheap $1 tube though. I had a bottle of the stuff, which can be brushed on to the item being fixed. Anyway, I got a bit enthusiastic and accidentally spilled about half a teaspoon of the glue, right onto my jeans thighs - both legs, pants glued to my legs. This stuff gives an effective wax job. I think they call it a Manzillian. Not game to try it on the sack though.

This is after being washed.

 

[krakouers]

Can now tell the story...

The other day, I was fixing something using Super Glue. Not the cheap $1 tube though. I had a bottle of the stuff, which can be brushed on to the item being fixed. Anyway, I got a bit enthusiastic and accidentally spilled about half a teaspoon of the glue, right onto my jeans thighs - both legs, pants glued to my legs. This stuff gives an effective wax job. I think they call it a Manzillian. Not game to try it on the sack though.

Nothing beats it with gluing skin back on

 

[ferball]

Try not to use the stuff that isn't for humans. You could probably buy medical glue online if you wanted it.

 

[Samsquanch]

I dunno.. It was a quarter of a century or more ago. I remember him sticking something in his eye, that made me cringe a bit.

One of the boys had a rope tied around his balls, partly hidden by the costume he was wearing and towed the girl right across the stage. At the halfway mark he did the reveal. There wasn't a bloke in the audience with a dry eye.

Try not to use the stuff that isn't for humans. You could probably buy medical glue online if you wanted it.

I actually thought Superglue had been invented for gluing cuts on human skin.

 

[krakouers]

Try not to use the stuff that isn't for humans. You could probably buy medical glue online if you wanted it.

Ive tried to tell that to my 95yo grandmother.... if you have any ideas of how to convince her I’m all ears

 

[Gasometer]

Anyone got a good brand of pillow to sleep on to reduce neck and shoulder pain? I am a side sleeper. Tried lots over the past decade but all end in the bin.

 

[krakouers]

Anyone got a good brand of pillow to sleep on to reduce neck and shoulder pain? I am a side sleeper. Tried lots over the past decade but all end in the bin.

Find these are good but I start on my side and then end on my back, won’t really sleep without a memory pillow nowdays

Dunlopillo – Australia's #1 Pillow

www.dunlopillo-bedding.com.au

 

[Gasometer]

Thread title change

You have been warnded

 

[krakouers]

Thread title change

You have been warnded

Is that the “associate” of a certain poster with the moniker beginning with “z”?

 

[ferball]

One of the boys had a rope tied around his balls, partly hidden by the costume he was wearing and towed the girl right across the stage. At the halfway mark he did the reveal. There wasn't a bloke in the audience with a dry eye.




I actually thought Superglue had been invented for gluing cuts on human skin.

I do remember that actually. (Shivers a bit.)

No. Its been around for ages but medically not for as long. I'm sure the medical ones are a specific, slightly different version of the same basic group.

 

[Gasometer]

Is that the “associate” of a certain poster with the moniker beginning with “z”?

Dunno but anyone comes in here talking about the Cnumber word, Orange faced oompa loompas or anything else that runs across three threads will have the wrath of Grumpiness

Like bubble boy this will become the solace of this Board; a kinder, gentler and grumpier thread

 

[D23D]

Anyone got a good brand of pillow to sleep on to reduce neck and shoulder pain? I am a side sleeper. Tried lots over the past decade but all end in the bin.

Gaso I'm a side sleeper and flipper flopper. And even though I have quite broad shoulders, I hate fat pillows. I always get a thin pillow and kind of scrunch it up to the right height.
Probably unusual but that's what I do

 

[Gasometer]

Gaso I'm a side sleeper and flipper flopper. And even though I have quite broad shoulders, I hate fat pillows. I always get thin pillows and kind of scrunch them up to the right height.
Probably unusual but that's what I do

Cool a bag of rags it is

 

[D23D]

Cool a bag of rags it is

I have edited my post. A bag of rags will certainly not do. Not for me anyway.

 

[muttley45]

One thing i have noticed over the last couple of weeks of lockdown, is that i have received zero of those bloody annoying phone calls on the landline, No Nicole from National Broadband, no Microsoft telling me I have been hacked, none from those overseas call centres, not even the robot calls that automatically hang up when you answer them, a small positive, and happy to take it.

 

[ferball]

Don't mention the lockdown Mutts...

 

[Samsquanch]

Don't mention the lockdown Mutts...