Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Gasometer]

There are injections to help with that...

Napier Street and Katamatite South are not going to work.

 

[Gasometer]

Tall mofos at events that block views.

NFI.

Stand at the back you **** wit

 

[Orange Peanut]

Tall mofos at events that block views.

NFI.

Stand at the back you **** wit

Sorry dude.

Me and my mate (both about 6'1" on the old scale) were standing in the front row at an Angels gig at the Palace once when a 95% full can of VB hurtled between us at force. Turned around to see a diminutive but mean af bikie looking guy yell "sit down you campaigners". Ignored him but shat myself most of the remainder of the night. Angry scary little ****er.

 

[shniko11]

Neighbours that come knocking on ur door and start yelling cause them branches on my side of the fence shoudnt be cut cause it will ruin his peach tree.

I told him in a very mature way he has had 15 yrs to do it himself if it bothered him that much and also politely told him to Go **** himself sideway!!

 

[Twinkletoes]

Neighbours that come knocking on ur door and start yelling cause them branches on my side of the fence shoudnt be cut cause it will ruin his peach tree.

I told him in a very mature way he has had 15 yrs to do it himself if it bothered him that much and also politely told him to Go **** himself sideway!!

Nice one. I turned my perimeter fence into the South East Melbourne Chainsaw Massacre last Summer, having lost patience with similar neighbours on each side of us, cutting down anything they'd allowed to grow unabated for many years and tossing the off-cuts right back whence they came. I can tend to be a prick when required and hence didn't hear a complaint but instead received an apology from one of the neighbours. Some of the trees had been possum launch pads for their missions to our roof and I was sick of the crap.

 

[KiwiRoo]

I'd rather have possums than cats TT..Got the neighbours cat that keeps coming over and shitting in my garden, then my dog rolls in it.

You can shoot possums in NZ, but people aren't so keen on their cats being shot.

 

[shniko11]

Nice one. I turned my perimeter fence i to the South East Melbourne Chainsaw Massacre last Summer, having lost patience with similar neighbours on each side of us, cutting down anything they'd allowed to grow unabated for many years and tossing the off-cuts right back whence they came. I can tend to be a prick when required and hence didn't hear a complaint but instead received an apology from one of the neighbours. Some of the trees had been possum launch pads for their missions to our roof and I was sick of the crap.

Good one, thought of throwing the branches back but did'nt. I tend to mind my own business and haven't given him a hard time as long as i've been here. He has disrespected my oldies alot of times over stupid things and when i opened the door to his yelling i knew he just wanted trouble. The whole neighborhood heard us but that doesn't bother me i actually feel better for it...

 

[blackshadow]

I'd rather have possums than cats TT..Got the neighbours cat that keeps coming over and shitting in my garden, then my dog rolls in it.

You can shoot possums in NZ, but people aren't so keen on their cats being shot.

Sounds like you need another dog! One that keeps cats out!

 

[KiwiRoo]

Sounds like you need another dog! One that keeps cats out!

The dog is a pussy who's only ever hunted dog biscuits...

 

[Twinkletoes]

I'd rather have possums than cats TT..Got the neighbours cat that keeps coming over and shitting in my garden, then my dog rolls in it.

You can shoot possums in NZ, but people aren't so keen on their cats being shot.

Our cat has it's own security detail in the form of our dog. I get what you mean though. Our cat being 18 though doesn't tend to do it's business in neighbours' yards. With dodgy kidneys it's more likely to pee on clothes left on the floor or on one of the couches, much to Mrs Toes chagrin.

 

[KiwiRoo]

18 cat years in human terms is older than Horace !..His missus wont let him sit on the couch anymore either

 

[ferball]

Neighbours that come knocking on ur door and start yelling cause them branches on my side of the fence shoudnt be cut cause it will ruin his peach tree.

I told him in a very mature way he has had 15 yrs to do it himself if it bothered him that much and also politely told him to Go **** himself sideway!!

The beauty of my nearest neighbours being half a km away is that i get on well with all of them.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Tall mofos at events that block views.

NFI.

Stand at the back you **** wit

Yep. C***s.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Here's one. Ex GF asks you to travel overseas with her. Must be scraping the barrel for friends you lying shitbag f*****g moll.

 

[Gasometer]

Here's one. Ex GF asks you to travel overseas with her. Must be scraping the barrel for friends you lying shitbag f*****g moll.

But how do you really feel about her?

 

[D23D]

Here's one. Ex GF asks you to travel overseas with her. Must be scraping the barrel for friends you lying shitbag f*****g moll.

Get her to cover all ur expenses.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Get her to cover all ur expenses.

Either she's struggling for friends or IUB was just that much of a sex god in the bedroom.

Or both.

 

[Only Forwards]

Either she's struggling for friends or IUB was just that much of a sex god in the bedroom.

Or both.

Or she's taking you somewhere with poor extradition.

 

[D23D]

Either she's struggling for friends or IUB was just that much of a sex god in the bedroom.

Or both.

no shame if its both!

 

[blackshadow]

Or she's taking you somewhere with poor extradition.

We couldn't be that lucky... could we?

 

[KiwiRoo]

I went with a girlfriend to Thailand years ago.. She got bitten by a dog and ended up getting rabies shots

she was a grumpy sort at the best of times so hard to know what was normal or what could be rabies coming on...


anyway.....back to taking the Michael out of IUB

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

We couldn't be that lucky... could we?

North Korea.

Then instead of everybody lubb Kim, it will be everybody lubb IUB.

 

[Gasometer]

Its damn hot

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Its damn hot

Yes, and tell me when Elvis gets here.

 

[Horace]

Just read the most appalling insensitive remarks made by the Principal of Huntingtower School about the death of a student on a Year 11 camp in SA.

Here is the bit from the article that incensed me.

Huntingtower School principal Sholto Bowen said that whenever a school took students into a challenging environment, there was a potential for incidents to occur.

"We do our very best with our risk management procedures to mitigate that," he said.

"I don't think any organisation, could say that nothing will happen."

He said only a small number of incidents had taken place at the camp over its 40 year history.

"I am not making light of these. But we have to acknowledge that these things happen but that is the nature of outdoor education."

He said the death of the year 11 student was "absolutely devastating".

"I would give my life to bring back that life. It is the most devastating thing for me, the community and for that family. This is something they can never forget."



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Design a safe outdoor camp you buffoon or better still resign and disappear for ever. How dare he say that when some family is trying to come to terms with such an incredibly sad and difficult situation.