Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Orange Peanut]

Made the mistake of clicking the button that says "Show Ignored Content"....

On this particular page? All the good ones are here.

 

[Dodecahedron]

Just been for a walk along Chapel St. Since when did dressing head to toe in exercise gear overtake jeans and black/white t-shirts as the official Prahran/South Yarra poseur uniform?

I should launch Goth Activewear (trademark pending) and become a millionaire. But I can't design, can't sew and I'm not very creative.

 

[Samsquanch]

I should launch Goth Activewear (trademark pending) and become a millionaire. But I can't design, can't sew and I'm not very creative.

Just pay somebody to make up a logo and buy the gear from China. Self made gazillionaire coming up!

 

[Le Grille]

Not as good as the uniform of the Greater Katamatite Region...


Flannel.

Tre' chic

 

[see see]

Surely that isn't a complaint?

Most of them looked like they'd never seen the inside of a gym. One particular bloke who would've been in his 50s, sporting a huge gut, t-shirt and running tights will forever be seared in my consciousness. The horror, the horror.

 

[big_e]

On this particular page? All the good ones are here.

No on the cricket board. Special kind of people over there....

 

[Gasometer]

Was Sidney the redhead? I have a thing for redheads.

 

[Greater Gattsby]

Most of them looked like they'd never seen the inside of a gym. One particular bloke who would've been in his 50s, sporting a huge gut, t-shirt and running tights will forever be seared in my consciousness. The horror, the horror.

Ah yeah, forgot about that side...

There's also a decent side to the fitness wear though

 

[Dodecahedron]

Most of them looked like they'd never seen the inside of a gym. One particular bloke who would've been in his 50s, sporting a huge gut, t-shirt and running tights will forever be seared in my consciousness. The horror, the horror.

Spandex and Lycra smoothes over any orange peel look in the butt and legs so it can be a good thing. But I saw one plump bird walking in bicycle shorts, and from the rear it looked like two possums fighting their way out of a sugar sack.

 

[True North]

I love leggings. Don't wear them myself however on the ladies...

 

[Gasometer]

I love leggings. Don't wear them myself however on the ladies...

They were big in 1982/83.

Flashdance

 

[KiwiRoo]

Most of them looked like they'd never seen the inside of a gym. One particular bloke who would've been in his 50s, sporting a huge gut, t-shirt and running tights will forever be seared in my consciousness. The horror, the horror.

yeah sorry about that See see.....by the way im not 50 yet

 

[D23D]

I love leggings. Don't wear them myself however on the ladies...

Mmm mmmm, active wear, second only to the bikini as mankinds greatest invention..

 

[ferball]

I should launch Goth Activewear (trademark pending) and become a millionaire. But I can't design, can't sew and I'm not very creative.

 

[Le Grille]

I wonder if cycling [emoji468] "posses" are like motorcycle clubs no one accused them of organised crime. I'd almost write a TV show, Sons of Lycra.


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[see see]

Just saw a story on the news about the removal of some trees in order to build the new Beaumaris Secondary College. A local protester was quoted as saying "These are the lungs of Beaumaris". This is arguably bayside Melbourne's greenest suburb with numerous golf courses, sports ovals, parks and foreshore.

Obviously pennant golf and and tennis are finished for the year so the good citizens of Beauie must've thought slumming it as NIMBYs would be good for a lark.

They can GAGF.

 

[Gasometer]

If you have Netflix tune into animated 'F is for Family'.

Found a new Grumpy Old, Frank Murphy.

Just watched the pilot and **** I laughed out loud.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Just to follow up on a previous post.

I was cutting my own hair the other day with the clippers, nothing unusual as I now run with the number 0 all over, and I slipped and shaved off half an eyebrow. Some may call that Karma.

It just made me grumpy

 

[Twinkletoes]

Just saw a story on the news about the removal of some trees in order to build the new Beaumaris Secondary College. A local protester was quoted as saying "These are the lungs of Beaumaris". This is arguably bayside Melbourne's greenest suburb with numerous golf courses, sports ovals, parks and foreshore.

Obviously pennant golf and and tennis are finished for the year so the good citizens of Beauie must've thought slumming it as NIMBYs would be good for a lark.

They can GAGF.

I saw that and thought in a similar fashion. Madam Nimby, who was screaming as if a baby was about to be run over by a bulldozer, must feel extremely fortunate to have settled in a suburb where the natural flora left tracts of treeless land upon which to play golf. What a bloody plonker!

 

[Gasometer]

Lots of trees in Katamatite South.

 

[Gasometer]

Nicole Kidman is one year older than me.

Gagf

 

[KiwiRoo]

Parts of Nicole Kidman are one year older than me.

Gagf

edited for accuracy

 

[SpiderBurton22]

edited for accuracy

Just saw her doing a promo for her new movie, face didn't move.

 

[Firestarter]

Nicole Kidman is one year older than me.

Gagf

And now you've gone and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like she's your age... (Robbie Williams duet)

 

[KiwiRoo]

Just saw her doing a promo for her new movie, face didn't move.

The Thunderbirds have more facial expressions than her !