Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Ligma]

My mum won’t let me buy a lotto ticket

I’m feeling lucky.

 

[Hojuman]

Mrs. H.gets home and l check out said " chip " Turns out to be a small lump of some sorta clear gloop of something ! Just wiped off.

$$$ saved.

 

[Hojuman]

My mum won’t let me buy a lotto ticket

I’m feeling lucky.

Don't give her any of the $120 mill when you win. Easy.

 

[Samsquanch]

Qu

Quoted best part of a grand for a windscreen for the ranger

Who is the ranger?

 

[blackshadow]

Does this give anyone else the 5hits? I buy a coffee in a takeaway cup and it has the little drinking spout. They only work well when the little hole opposite is open so the air flows. Then why do 90% of the lids have the mark but not a hole right through? FFS. How simple is that process? Then I have to find a pen or something to make the final breakthrough so the coffee flows.

Get a keep cup

 

[blackshadow]

Who is the ranger?

 

[gokangas]

Get a keep cup

Filthy dirty things. Some cafes won't fill them now coz people don't keep them clean enough. OH&S issues for their staff. But I least I suppose I can look after my own hole.

 

[koshari]

My mum won’t let me buy a lotto ticket

I’m feeling lucky.

you should do, you just saved 5 bucks because of her

 

[koshari]

Who is the ranger?

Ed Shearin?

 

[Ligma]

you should do, you just saved 5 bucks because of her

No because I’m gonna win 120mil

 

[koshari]

No because I’m gonna win 120mil

After you get struck by lightning which is far more probable.

 

[Ligma]

After you get struck by lightning which is far more probable.

KOSH I FEEL SO LUCKY I CAN FEEL IT IN MY WATERS.

 

[Samsquanch]

KOSH I FEEL SO LUCKY I CAN FEEL IT IN MY WATERS

Get a keep cup

 

[Emma12]

Who is the ranger?

The wife
She controls everything & demands a new windscreen due to a small chip in our tow vehicle

 

[Samsquanch]

The wife
She controls everything & demands a new windscreen due to a small chip in our tow vehicle

It's OK. I was just making a joke.

 

[Ligma]

The wife
She controls everything & demands a new windscreen due to a small chip in our tow vehicle

Are you not a woman? Omg

 

[Emma12]

Are you not a woman? Omg

Depends on how I feel on any given day, I may alternate through any of the different sexes
That’s how it works nowadays isn’t it

 

[Ligma]

Depends on how I feel on any given day, I may alternate through any of the different sexes
That’s how it works nowadays isn’t it

Yes it does BUT UR NAME smh

 

[krakouers]

Yes it does BUT UR NAME smh

You of all of us should know not to judge @Sachx

 

[Heaps of fun]

Does this give anyone else the 5hits? I buy a coffee in a takeaway cup and it has the little drinking spout. They only work well when the little hole opposite is open so the air flows. Then why do 90% of the lids have the mark but not a hole right through? FFS. How simple is that process? Then I have to find a pen or something to make the final breakthrough so the coffee flows.

Situations like these is why I carry my Leatherman Wave®.

 

[gokangas]

Situations like these is why I carry my Leatherman Wave®.

I will ask for one for my birthday - is it a hole poker?

 

[Heaps of fun]

I will ask for one for my birthday - is it a hole poker?

Largely.

 

[Samsquanch]

Situations like these is why I carry my Leatherman Wave®.

 

[Heaps of fun]

No, I call it a prestige multi-tool.

 

[Samsquanch]

I will ask for one for my birthday - is it a hole poker?

The reason I carry this knife officer? Oh, it has this hole pokey thing. I need it in case I have to pierce a little hole in the lid of my takeaway coffee cup. Honestly.