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Let me be the first to wish my beloved Crow Fans and friends a Happy Prosperous Hangover Free New Year.



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You knew it was coming--the throbbing head, the dry mouth, the muscles of jelly. The morning after a night of holiday celebration and you feel anything but jolly. You know you have a hangover and you know it was caused by drinking alcohol, but what really happened inside you?
In a timely article Andy Coghlan of New Scientist magazine detailed the path of alcohol through the human body and its painful effects along the way.
The hangover begins with a drink of a beverage containing alcohol, which has the chemical name ethanol. When someone drinks, ethanol reaches his or her stomach, where it passes to the bloodstream. A portion of the ethanol leaves the body without being processed--some is exhaled after it reaches the lungs; some makes it straight to the kidneys and leaves with a stream of urine. Most of the ethanol doesn't leave the body in a raw state. It ends up in the liver, which immediately begins processing.
In liver cells called hepatocytes, enzymes begin converting ethanol into acetaldehyde, a substance even more poisonous than alcohol. Some researchers think an acetaldehyde buildup is the cause of hangovers. Another enzyme removes acetaldehyde and converts it to acetic acid, which is relatively harmless. The acetic acid then drains from the liver into the bladder.
All types of alcohol drinks contain some methanol, a substance blamed for the worst hangovers. Whiskey, cheap red wine, fruit brandy and other dark spirits contain the most methanol, sometimes as much as two percent by volume. Vodka and other clear drinks contain the least. In the liver, methanol takes 10 times longer than ethanol to break down.
The most obvious source of headaches due to hangovers is dehydration caused by alcohol blocking the signals that control the body's plumbing. Alcohol riding the bloodstream eventually makes its way to the pituitary gland at the base of the brain. There, it suppresses an anti-diuretic hormone that tells the kidneys to reabsorb water from urine. The hormone normally orders the body to conserve water, but alcohol dulls the command, causing people to lose far more water to urination than they take in with the alcohol.
The body reacts to the open floodgates by borrowing water from other organs, such as the brain. As a result, the brain shrinks. While that may not cause pain by itself, the brain has a covering called the dura that's connected to the skull by pain-sensitive filaments. Deformation of the dura might cause the headaches that come with a hangover.
Alcohol also alters the flow of electrolyte ions through brain cells, possibly causing morning-after grogginess by slowing the speed at which neurons fire. The shakiness and feeling of weakness following a night of drinking is caused by alcohol causing the body's store of blood sugar to be depleted. The liver stores sugar as glycogen, which alcohol breaks down to glucose, which is then lost with urine.
Coghlan points out that science could probably come up with a hangover cure, but researchers have resisted because of the hangover's function of deterring repeat bouts of heavy drinking. Coghlan did ask a research physician his remedy for a hangover, though. The doc's advice: eat plenty of food before and after drinking to slow the uptake of alcohol, drink plenty of water before bed to stave off dehydration, and drink a cup of sugary tea in the morning.


Say no to headaches and yes to winning our third Premiership Cup in 2004
 
Originally posted by topjars
Let me be the first to wish my beloved Crow Fans and friends a Happy Prosperous Hangover Free New Year.

Say no to headaches and yes to winning our third Premiership Cup in 2004
The Crows have a much better chance of winning a premiership in 2004 than I do of having a hangover free day!

Think I'll wait a few days before wishing everyone a happy new year as Xmas didn't seem to long ago.
 
i had a dress rehersal with a few friends on the weekend and i feel so dead right now... *moans*
i think 2003 was the year of the hangover for me :p
the combination of my 21st, my brothers 18th and the discovery of absinth, was lethal! ;)

Happy New Year to all
lets hope 2004 brings us a whole bunch of silverwear!
 

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Originally posted by Kane McGoodwin
Have a groovy New Years everyone & I reckon everyone will be happy if my wish comes true! ;) :)

Would rather all of my wishes come true Kane if you don't mind as i'm running out of time :)

All the best to everyone who posts on this board even our poor unfortunate cousins from the dark side & have a very merry prosperous new year.
 
Originally posted by noddy
Would rather all of my wishes come true Kane if you don't mind as i'm running out of time :)

All the best to everyone who posts on this board even our poor unfortunate cousins from the dark side & have a very merry prosperous new year.

I'm with you all the way there noddy.

Happy New Year to all posters on this Board whatever their choice of team is.

Naturally I can't tell you what my main New Year's wish is or it won't come true!! ;)

But if it does, like Kane, I'm pretty confident that all of our Crow posters will be veeeeeeeeeery happy!! :D

And those doomed in life to be supporters from the dark side will have at least had their team make a grand final - albeit that they will finish runners-up!! :p
 
Originally posted by Jars458
Hope all you singles get a root. Girls with your favourite crows player and boys well......one with big............................
*crosses fingers*
here's hoping! :D
but i gots a feeling the Crow boys won't be drinking where i drink :(
 
Happy New Year everyone, Hope you all get what you plan for in this new year! :)


Sniper26
 
Originally posted by noddy
Would rather all of my wishes come true Kane if you don't mind as i'm running out of time :)

All the best to everyone who posts on this board even our poor unfortunate cousins from the dark side & have a very merry prosperous new year.
Thanks Noddy.
Happy New Year all.
My only wish so far is for my "Dura" to undeform itself as quickly as possible.
 

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Re: Re: Happy New Year

Originally posted by Kane McGoodwin
The Crows have a much better chance of winning a premiership in 2004 than I do of having a hangover free day!
Didn't get my hangover free day today, so now for the Crows to deliver in 2004 ...
 

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