Headlines we will see in 2008

[Furn]

Caroline Wilson announces she is pregnant : Rumours suggest that That Terry Wallace is the father.

Stewy Dew becomes anorexic after succumbing to massive media scrutiny about his weight and gettting weight loss advice from Josh Thurgood.

Ben Cousins has a negroplasty procedure so he can really be an original gangster. Then releases a rap album and is shot dead in Vegas a month later.

Nathan Ablett returns to football after announcing that being a farmer is awfully hard work.

Rebecca Twigley's younger brother enters the AFL draft despite having never played any sport, stating that his brother in law said it was "wicked easy".

Andrew Demetrio is forced to resign after going mad with power and publicly declaring that the AFL will invade Poland.

Darren Goldspink mysteriously disappears after last eing seen in a dark alley with Campbell Brown. Police say there are no suspicious circumstances.

 

[fightclub]

Richmond players confused when Plough promises to take them to the Twenty20 final....

 

[lappin it up]

"Whitten Oval re-development finished, complete with numerous port-a-lo's, local mayor hands is Heritage application"

"Lance Whitenalls mother reveals 'even i think he is hideous"

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

lol you change robert walls name to robert walls so its balls, robert.

then you have the headline
"judd sore - balls, robert"

subtly meaning
"judd sore balls"

Huh

 

[Jascave]

May 21 2008 Herald Sun backpage

WALLACE, MILLER AXED IN TIGER DRAMA

As Sheedy comes home to Richmond

By Mike Sheahan

Terry Wallace's coaching career is over after being sacked by the Richmond board of directors after a 7 hr meeting at Punt Rd.

The Tigers later released a media statement saying that Wallace has lost the trust of the board due to a very poor start to the season after winning the NAB Cup.

Wallace's dismissal from power paves the way for Kevin Sheedy to return home to Punt Rd for the first time since 1979.

Wallace made no comment to the waiting media outside Punt Rd but later released a statement saying he was disappointed in the board's decision.

In one of the most dramatic days in Richmond's history, Greg Miller was told by Richmond President Gary March that his sevices were also no longer required at Punt Rd. Miller, like Wallace also later released a statement saying he too was disappointed in the board's decision. But unlike Wallace, the job of replacing Miller would take some time.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Another AFL player involved in incident in Northbridge

Demetriou admits "I have made a mistake"

Umpire admits error

 

[Arden Street]

"kangaroos reach 30,000 members"

"ryhs palmer becomes fremantles best midfielder"

 

[benno87]

Andrew Demetrio is forced to resign after going mad with power and publicly declaring that the AFL will invade Poland.

Every now and then, you come across a post that makes you physically laugh out loud - this is one.

 

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"Bombers Running Riot"

"Gumbleton is the next Carey, but gets homesick and goes home to West Coast"

"Knights quickly becoming highly respected by the football world"

"Collingwood: A tale of woe and agony as the season slips by the way side"

"Even Judd Cant Help Them" (Forlorn picture of Judd as Carlton cop another 100 point belting)

Edited for acuracy

 

[Hard Ball Get]

After Barry Hall kicks 10 on Brian Lake [Harris]

Swan's Lake

 

[Shinboner Schem]

Brayshaw: the new Eddie - Brayshaw criticised for biased game calling on MMM

Wellingham replaces Trevor Marmalade on TFS - later discovers the Jim Beam bottles are only filled with tea after passing breathilizer test

Sam Newman criticises Cats' hagover

 

[Obeanie1]

Dockers Tough Nuts Top Tribunal Hit List

Final Bell Tolls - Peter Bell Retires

Time Catches up with Sinking Swans

Pies - so close and yet so far - Again.

Telstra Dome Finally Closes Roof to Improve TV Coverage in Day Games

Eagles Midfield Rise from the Ashes

Has Essendon Lost its MOJO?

 

[MadDawg]

Eagles Midfield Rise from the Ashes

- those nearby get high on the fumes

 

[McCrann]

"Saints break drought at last"


(Don't ask me what drought that is - but surely we'll break some drought)

(But it won't be losing to Richmond for the first time in donkey's years)

 

[bomba4eva]

- those nearby get high on the fumes

HEHEHEHEHE. LMAO. Mate that is absolute gold

 

[Mitchell Madness]

I can tell you Hutchy will rip off another major story posted on Big Footy (I still am a little upset after all this time...) It was my story!!!! My Story!!!!!!!

 

[pazza]

"More players caught on the gear - AFL lifts injunction"

 

[Hard Ball Get]

"Bad Boy Benny seen Partying it up with Corey"

 

[Blueinblood]

what was your story mitchel madness?

 

[Obeanie1]

- those nearby get high on the fumes

As they say it takes one to know one

How are the Happy Team at Haaaaawthorn.....

 

[Owizee]

Dew's hunger for football unquestionable. Had 3 for breakfast, 2 for lunch and 3 for dinner.....

Dew do run? Dew do run.

 

[skipjack]

Johnson may lose license for speeding.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

AFL rule tampering failures - When will it stop?

 

[Mitchell Madness]

what was your story mitchel madness?

The Good Friday Football (which had page after page of replies) which I had got from an interview featured on the VFL half time show.... Not one thing was made of it between the time I posted and the thursday night, however, when Hutchy "broke" the story on TFS, it was big news