Headlines we will see in 2008

[Visions]

Round 6: Ratten wins first game as Carlton coach.

 

[Mingo]

God I hope so

Why to get rid of him or have him back in politics? I hope for all our sake the former

 

[BIGBEZ]

'Judd sucks' - Dick

haha, not bad....

 

[Jisha]

"Carlton fans learn 1 player does not make a team"

"Carlton find the going too tough, join a lawn bowls team"

 

[Tuffy71]

Gosh Josh! Kennedy bags 7 at Subi, Judd held to three touches by Selwood.

 

[Shane Hird]

'Judd reveales Jewish heritage'

.....and declares " I've given up pork and I can't play Saturday games any more"





Sheedy embarks on global tour to meet with world leaders on AFL promotion



Gibbs caught slashing Judd's tyres in carpark



Didak refused entry into Brownlow whilst wearing leathers



Cousins set to play role in new Jackass movie

 

[hawka_fan]

Judd sore - Balls, Robert

 

[Cuzz09]

Judd sore - Balls, Robert

what?

 

[Lemms]

Toasted Terry.... Mystery surrounds solarium fire at Punt Road

 

[ripitup27]

Hawkins eats child after Magpies game

Dale Thomas missing

Cousins makes return against Saints, snorts Gram

C*ck Brock: McLean steals teammates girl

Cotch-in shock: Thought manager meant Cats when told Tigers

Vodka Kreuzer: Rookie suspended after girls night out

Lions lose Wood, can no longer 'ruck' like they used to

Cats name game: Joel Corey trades with rookie Dawson Simpson for a last name

What's eating Jarrad Waite? Whitnall makes suprise return to Blues

 

[hawka_fan]

what?

lol you change robert walls name to robert walls so its balls, robert.

then you have the headline
"judd sore - balls, robert"

subtly meaning
"judd sore balls"

 

[Jock]

Eddie to sack Pert

Roos to resign from Swans round 16

Wallace or Miller or both to go

Brayshaw to spit the dummy on air during talk back when things are not going so good

 

[fightclub]

"Blues lose round 1, send 11 players off for surgery to get ready for 2009 season".

 

[Crimson King]

^^ Hahaha

 

[#1 Dogs Fan]

McMahon runs into Lake

 

[fightclub]

Dew's hunger for football unquestionable. Had 3 for breakfast, 2 for lunch and 3 for dinner.....

 

[telsor]

Carlton wins 5 games.

Ratten sacked for breaking clubs tradition.

 

[melbournemartin]

Dew's hunger for football unquestionable. Had 3 for breakfast, 2 for lunch and 3 for dinner.....

HAHAHA

McLean takes out his first club B&F.
Newton named sexiest man alive.
By special order of the Queen, she will have at least 12 birthdays per year so Melbourne can make the finals.

 

[Shinboner '07]

Kouta critically injured while filming Gladiators

Jordan McMahon gains 2 kg

Stuart Dew gives in to liposuction

 

[Benno_900]

"Why So Blue, Judd?" - Judd regrets Carlton move after winless season

"Go Lower and Swallow" - Young guns lead roos to ten game winning streak

 

[Shane_Mag]

Port Silence Critics!

 

[A Living God]

Cats name game: Joel Corey trades with rookie Dawson Simpson for a last name

Brillant

 

[AsIfYouCare]

lol you change robert walls name to robert walls so its balls, robert.

then you have the headline
"judd sore - balls, robert"

subtly meaning
"judd sore balls"

If you are more than eight years old, I recommend you never attempt humour again.

 

[DynamoUltra]

Cats name game: Joel Corey trades with rookie Dawson Simpson for a last name

Dew's hunger for football unquestionable. Had 3 for breakfast, 2 for lunch and 3 for dinner.....

My two favourites.

 

[Shinboner '07]

Fevola knocks up Twigley