Certified Legendary Thread HELP: I need to learn MMA asap

bkozican

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This is how I Imagine the OP went after all of the positive feedback :D


This is what I think really happened

 

the_interloper

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I only wish I could have recommended this earlier and saved this guy's ass.

Looking for the ultimate martial art? Look no further.

Welcome to Ameri-Do-Ta.

Every martial art has it's strengths and weaknesses - except Ameri-Do -Ta.

Best of all - worst of none >

Watched the first 4 eps last night, classic stuff!
 

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brendan84

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6. Now ask him a question, any question to engage his brain "what did you have for breakfast?" or "do know know what the time is?" it may sound silly, but that split second while he's thinking you unleash with all you've got on his jaw, and then GTFO of there. The other thing you can try (dangerous because you're not looking at him) is to change your gaze over his shoulder and put an expession of "what the hell is that!?" to try to get him to look over his shoulder to check out what you're looking at and then BAM - see above.

Good luck.
The Marty McFly technique!

Great thread.
 

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This guy might be able to help

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To think Nixon could well be a black belt by now..

And I'm 7 years older.
 
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Kind of reminds me of a great troll I saw on Sherdog recently. Was a completely unrelated thread but after about a page two guys were arguing. Turns out they lived near each other so one of them said I'll meet you down the park and beat the shit out of you. The other guy goes down there and is posting that he's waiting, I'm wearing a yellow tshirt, you're f’ed etc. The other guy goes 'oh I've got a stomach ache, I would have beaten you though', was a classic, I'll try and find it.
 

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