Certified Legendary Thread HELP: I need to learn MMA asap

[bkozican]

This is how I Imagine the OP went after all of the positive feedback



This is what I think really happened

 

[the_interloper]

I only wish I could have recommended this earlier and saved this guy's ass.

Looking for the ultimate martial art? Look no further.

Welcome to Ameri-Do-Ta.

Every martial art has it's strengths and weaknesses - except Ameri-Do -Ta.

Best of all - worst of none >

Watched the first 4 eps last night, classic stuff!

 

[dytronik]

Ken is the real deal alright.

Here he is teaching MMA fighters Greg Jackson and Julie Kedzie the finer points of Ameri-Do-Ta >

This video is ironic as Greg Jackson has his own martial art that combines techniques from many martial arts called gaidojutsu.

 

[pigeon26]

A little bit late but the annual bump of this thread has to continue

 

[Dan Cooper]

A little bit late but the annual bump of this thread has to continue

Who said the bump is dead

 

[Nickos66]

Lmao. Just pull guard and hope it sorts itself out

Nixon by armbar!!

Do a barrel roll...

Just went back and read the 1st page for a lough at memorable responses such as the above.

Where's the 'Certified Legendary' badge for this thread?

 

[brendan84]

6. Now ask him a question, any question to engage his brain "what did you have for breakfast?" or "do know know what the time is?" it may sound silly, but that split second while he's thinking you unleash with all you've got on his jaw, and then GTFO of there. The other thing you can try (dangerous because you're not looking at him) is to change your gaze over his shoulder and put an expession of "what the hell is that!?" to try to get him to look over his shoulder to check out what you're looking at and then BAM - see above.

Good luck.

The Marty McFly technique!

Great thread.

 

[bkozican]

I must admit, I smile comes across my face when I get an alert for this thread

 

[Crimson Azure]

This guy might be able to help

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We need them back!

 

[the_interloper]

The Marty McFly technique!

Great thread.

It's actually really good advice, not that I'd have the calmness to carry it out. And I'd kick the nuts not punch him.

 

[bkozican]

Just looking at a few pages...nearly every 2nd poster is now banned

 

[Dan Cooper]

Just looking at a few pages...nearly every 2nd poster is now banned

I am one of the few survivors then.....


....so far.

 

[nobbyiscool]

CM Punk should call the OP about coaching him.

 

[the_interloper]

CM Punk should call the OP about coaching him.

I think the OP is CM Punk.

 

[Dan Cooper]

The thread that keeps giving continues to.

Six and a half years and no end in sight.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Annual bump.

The thread that keeps on giving.

Need to have this on page 1 come 193.

 

[charcolechaddy]

To think Nixon could well be a black belt by now..

And I'm 7 years older.

 

[Affidavit]

Still one of the best posts of all time.

 

[Magnum]

A classic.

Yearly reading compulsory.

Can't believe I really tried to help the guy out. Good times. Still training though at least

 

[Sue Ridgepipe]

Ah, those were the days...

 

[Sultan]

RIP in peace Nixon

 

[Crimson Azure]

Was his account banned upon death?

 

[Crimson Azure]

We have someone in need of help here.

Help required ASAP!

 

[the_interloper]

Kind of reminds me of a great troll I saw on Sherdog recently. Was a completely unrelated thread but after about a page two guys were arguing. Turns out they lived near each other so one of them said I'll meet you down the park and beat the shit out of you. The other guy goes down there and is posting that he's waiting, I'm wearing a yellow tshirt, you're ****ed etc. The other guy goes 'oh I've got a stomach ache, I would have beaten you though', was a classic, I'll try and find it.

 

[Tommy Shelby]

This is brilliant.

One of the funnier threads I've seen on the underground:

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2335328/I-have-devastating-power-but/?pc=295