I'll Kill You -Goodwin article

[Toots Hibbert]

Sorry my brother Asif, I'll never do it again.

I reckon I'll have to denounce you at the next meeting of the gang *PAF.

 

[*PAF]

I reckon I'll have to denounce you at the next meeting of the gang *PAF.

My mother told me to never hang around with gangs.

I still think Asif is portentous.

 

[jmorg1]

OK I'll respond to this because even though it's a little amusing to see people jumping at shadows, if a few idiots on this board say something it tends to become accepted fact around here.

I don't go round boasting about aliases like a number of people on this board do. As I said earlier I don't need an alias because I don't get banned.

You sound pretty confident so why don't you tell me which BF identities are aliases of mine. I'm guessing there'll be a few people having a bit of a giggle at your efforts.

tsk tsk tsk Toots. I threw out the bait and you hungrily grabbed it hook line and sinker.

Thanks for making my day.

 

[portentous]

My mother told me to never hang around with gangs.

I still think Asif is portentous.

As if portentous is Asif!

I don't need alias' to hide my stupidity-I make no attempt to conceal it.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

tsk tsk tsk Toots. I threw out the bait and you hungrily grabbed it hook line and sinker.

Thanks for making my day.

Pretty pathetic backdown.

 

[Jumbo]

You sound pretty confident so why don't you tell me which BF identities are aliases of mine. I'm guessing there'll be a few people having a bit of a giggle at your efforts.

C'mon JMORG1, little fishy picture didn't get you 'off the hook', don't run away, come back!

 

[Handyandy]

Came back for another round of humiliation Toots? I guess some people just never learn. Feel free to reply with another one of your aliases.

I hope you arent referring to me, HandyAndy as an "alias". If so then I'm afraid you're labouring under a misapprehension.

 

[outback jack]

C'mon JMORG1, little fishy picture didn't get you 'off the hook', don't run away, come back!

dumbo who rattled your chain?

Anyway, definite aliases: Qpower (gave himself away referring before he joined, then explained it by he regularly now reads posts 'back for months'). Gone quiet lately too, by coincidence. Expect toots to bring him out (with a denial) soon.

Other possible more stupid aliases, carrying surprisingly high amounts of bitterness and hostility (immediate thoughts were toots_hibbert, but perhaps the work of even stupider posters paralowiepower, captain_ebert, powerkop, total_power, Jumbo etc), are Asif, sum0005, adelaide, ladhams, welsh, etc (will add more when i remember them). I suspect port have more who are serious in nature as well, to make up for their incredibly low support, which is for some reason a point of embarrassment for some proud BF diehards.

 

[jmorg1]

Pretty pathetic backdown.

 

[jmorg1]

C'mon JMORG1, little fishy picture didn't get you 'off the hook', don't run away, come back!

Another one! WOOHOO!!! It's been a good day.

 

[Jumbo]

Another one! WOOHOO!!! It's been a good day.

You catch a fish by running away from answering a direct question from another poster Have a nice cup of tea and a good long sleep princess.

 

[jmorg1]

You catch a fish by running away from answering a direct question from another poster Have a nice cup of tea and a good long sleep princess.

Keep wriggling ...

 

[Former]

well it's clear. in no way can a drunken retort to "f-king kill" someone be presumed to be anything other than a clear statement of intent to end his life.

But when we say "I'm gonna kill him" it is definitely a threat of violence.

 

[JohnK]

But when we say "I'm gonna kill him" it is definitely a threat of violence.

I'm not arguing the drunk's defense here but if someone who was dropdead drunk got down on their knees, told you that they loved you and proposed to you, would you take that seriously?

 

[tribey]

I'm not arguing the drunk's defense here but if someone who was dropdead drunk got down on their knees, told you that they loved you and proposed to you, would you take that seriously?

That depends John.

How many have you had?

 

[JohnK]

That depends John.

How many have you had?

No-one has proposed to me. I admit that. But once, many years ago, a woman who was suffering from the affects of the weather (and it wasn't during a heatwave) told me that she thought I was incredibly handsome.

I immediately went to her friends and told them that, in my honest opinion, they should not allow her to drive home in her own car that night because her judgement was obviously impaired.

 

[Markthirtytwo]

No-one has proposed to me. I admit that. But once, many years ago, a woman who was suffering from the affects of the weather (and it wasn't during a heatwave) told me that she thought I was incredibly handsome.

I immediately went to her friends and told them that, in my honest opinion, they should not allow her to drive home in her own car that night because her judgement was obviously impaired.

But did you respect her in the morning?

 

[QPower]

dumbo who rattled your chain?

Anyway, definite aliases: Qpower (gave himself away referring before he joined, then explained it by he regularly now reads posts 'back for months'). Gone quiet lately too, by coincidence. Expect toots to bring him out (with a denial) soon.

Still seeing the worst of yourself in others Jackie Boy? Watching you casting about in the dark hoping to trip over an element of truth is one of life's more amusing events. Like most of the conclusions drawn in your posts you are off the mark again.

 

[Crow-mo]

Still seeing the worst of yourself in others Jackie Boy? Watching you casting about in the dark hoping to trip over an element of truth is one of life's more amusing events. Like most of the conclusions drawn in your posts you are off the mark again.

isn't admitting to this being an alias just going to get it banned?
so you denying it hardly cuts much mustard.

Unless you'd like to prove it isn't you toots, and that would require admitting that it's someone else - and they may not be best pleased by that

 

[Markthirtytwo]

Still seeing the worst of yourself in others Jackie Boy? Watching you casting about in the dark hoping to trip over an element of truth is one of life's more amusing events. Like most of the conclusions drawn in your posts you are off the mark again.

Still no I to go with the Q I see.

 

[QPower]

isn't admitting to this being an alias just going to get it banned?
so you denying it hardly cuts much mustard.

Unless you'd like to prove it isn't you toots, and that would require admitting that it's someone else - and they may not be best pleased by that

The burden of proof in such cases lies with the accuser, but you know Crows fans - can not put up, will not shut up.

 

[QPower]

Still no I to go with the Q I see.

It is Revenge of the Nerds III!

 

[Crow-mo]

The burden of proof in such cases lies with the accuser, but you know Crows fans - can not put up, will not shut up.

toots,

there is no burden of proof, we've accepted it's you. you're the one trying, badly, to inspire doubt.

though your language doesn't change, no matter which pc you use

 

[jmorg1]

Why does QPower spend so much time on these boards? Almost every post of his has some derogatory sweeping statement about the Crows and their supporters. All Crows fans are like this and all Crows fans are like that.

Does he ever stop talking about the Crows and spending time on our boards? I mean, how obsessed over the Crows can one individual possibly get?

 

[Toots Hibbert]

toots,

there is no burden of proof, we've accepted it's you. you're the one trying, badly, to inspire doubt.

though your language doesn't change, no matter which pc you use

Have you ever been adbucted by aliases and subjected to painful medical experiments?