Is there a single redeeming feature of living in Melbourne

[the avoca drover]

When a Victorian leaves to live in QLD, it raises the average IQ of both states.

 

[Dazlington]

When a Victorian leaves to live in QLD, it raises the average IQ of both states.

Incorrect. Victorians are the ones who keep voting in socialist regimes

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

We are sending some of our best and brightest people up on Thursday. Feel free to keep them all. Our gift to you.

 

[CarnTheScray]

Queensland is elite.

Great weather
Low crime (except in butt fu** nowhere outback communities)

Every time I've stayed in Brissie or Gold Coast all I hear are police sirens like I'm in GTA Online.

 

[RedVest4]

Elite thread. Would read again

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Horrendous traffic
Crime capital of australia
African gangs
Leftie politicians who throw away billions in tax payers cash
Little to no idea about anything outside of 50km from where they live
Peasant afl clubs
Peasant afl fans
Peasant afl media
AFL house a joke (remember when they changed their name to Yes)
sh*t weather
No beaches
Homelessness galore
House prices in a gigantic bubble
Dated sporting facilities
Rubbish local level sporting facilities
Overzealous and self loathing local councils
Corrupt unions

Why on earth would anyone in their right mind want to live in such a depressing place. Always makes me lol when interstate sides beat lol vics in the big dance and the media sook about it for months after or commend the other team for being “brave”.

Yeah you don't live here

That's good enough for me

 

[Greenery]

Yeah you don't live here

That's good enough for me

Good time you brought this thread up

 

[chelseacarlton]

Imagine a Queenslander trying to lecture the rest of the country about politics!
FMD
You’re lucky you don’t have daylight savings, your blinds will fade faster and them bloody cows will need an extra milking, you’ll need to add a 13 to all your clocks too, outrageous!
As dumb as red state southern Americans.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Incorrect. Victorians are the ones who keep voting in socialist regimes

Imagine a Queenslander trying to lecture the rest of the country about politics!
FMD
You’re lucky you don’t have daylight savings, your blinds will fade faster and them bloody cows will need an extra milking, you’ll need to add a 13 to all your clocks too, outrageous!
As dumb as red state southern Americans.

I rest my case your honour!

 

[RedVest4]

I rest my case your honour!

Glad you are happy with dictator dan stinking up your entire state. Any other state in Australia would have sent him packing weeks ago but not in danghanistan

 

[Haduken]

1. No Queenslanders