Opinion Kane Cornes media career thread

[Scodges]

I feel a locker room ban coming

 

[Ljc_86]

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I would pay good money to get a tour through Alberton by Timmy G. I love listening to him talk about the club.

I hope now that Kenny is gone the club will get him back to induct the new recruits to the club.

 

[Janey]

I would pay good money to get a tour through Alberton by Timmy G. I love listening to him talk about the club.

I hope now that Kenny is gone the club will get him back to induct the new recruits to the club.

I remember going to a night at the Port Club some years ago and we had a couple of players and possibly KT got up on stage to talk to us, at some point Tim was invited to put his two bob's worth in about a particular subject that involved the history of the club - when he started talking you could have heard a pin drop. I've also seen a couple of clips where he does the jumper presentations to our new boys and it's the same. You feel like you'd run through a brick wall for him. His passion for the club absolutely shines through when he talks about it. Love the man.

 

[Waspy79]

Reminded me of Korn’s drivel

 

[Butters and Pepper]

Kane is worse than his dad because Graham although bitter, probably believes in his agendas from a dislike of the club because of his PTSD linked to Granger and losing big games to Port.

Kane just chops and changes and is a hypocrite who will say whatever he thinks will get the biggest reaction/clicks/ratings.

 

[Jojay]

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[Jojay]

I remember going to a night at the Port Club some years ago and we had a couple of players and possibly KT got up on stage to talk to us, at some point Tim was invited to put his two bob's worth in about a particular subject that involved the history of the club - when he started talking you could have heard a pin drop. I've also seen a couple of clips where he does the jumper presentations to our new boys and it's the same. You feel like you'd run through a brick wall for him. His passion for the club absolutely shines through when he talks about it. Love the man.

 

[Willsy10]

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that is a steaming pile of shit

 

[jdeezy]

Aura ranking: Cornes' AFL coach ratings

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Some bloke at SEN just found out that aura was at one point a thing the kids said and Kane turned it into a segment. Next week he'll rate which playing lists are skibidi toilet.

 

[NoddyHolder]

I rank coaches purely on haircuts. Which is why my rankings are agile - not only between seasons, but within seasons. Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

49

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

can start a season at number one but a bad follicular decision mid season could see him plunge into the bottom 4.
It's also why I never rated Hinkley - bald campaigners can't coach. Truth through alliteration.

My ranking system clearly has more integrity than cane corner's.

 

[backtozero]

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The funny thing is, all these people hate him too.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Josh carr

Josh Carr

Age

46

Ht

179cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.8

3star

second to last, who would have thought.

Renowned for his aura Longmuir lol

 

[JimmyBC]

Josh carr second to last, who would have thought.

Renowned for his aura Longmuir lol

That's about the dumbest list I've ever read regarding anything.

 

[JimmyBC]

hIs AuRa Is HiGh!! hE hAs BiG aUrA!!

 

[EskimoPAFC]

I look forward to his column next week - which coach's star sign is in Venus for 2026 and what does it mean?

 

[PowerLil]

Hinkley would have been top of the aura premiership table.

 

[proman_x]

Rather a predictable person is Kane Cornes. No big surprises really.

 

[GoPorts]

Some bloke at SEN just found out that aura was at one point a thing the kids said and Kane turned it into a segment. Next week he'll rate which playing lists are skibidi toilet.

All his lists will now be top 6/7

 

[Doctor Feel]

Meanwhile, Kanes aura:

 

[Janey]

that is a steaming pile of shit

Ross Lyon number 2???? Should be number 19.

 

[Byrons Firen]

Ross Lyon number 2???? Should be number 19.

Ross just oozes 'AURA'.

When potty training our children our lingo was a #2 or a #3

Ross as a #2 is about right

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

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1 ex player is a negative, whingy, whiny, self absorbed type.

Another ex player - is the club

 

[Willsy10]

Ross Lyon number 2???? Should be number 19.

The first two pick themselves m8

 

[Doctor Feel]

Meanwhile

 

[SC_Power]

Aura ranking: Cornes' AFL coach ratings

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