Make wild prediction here

[BigRedRoo]

Ok my wild prediction for this year is we will be in first place from round one and be undefeated when we play Geelong in Round 11 who will also be undefeated.
Down at 3/4 time by 5 goals we storm home and win the game by 2 points.

WILD AND CRAZY, POST THEM ALL HERE

BigRedRoo

 

[dUkez]

my crazy prediction is u will get a brain, haha, nah as much as id like to see that happen i dont see it happening mate

 

[__aria__]

Edwards to kick 150 goals

 

[bellzy]

Wayne Carey to be the first human to successfully eat their own head.

 

[Lidge]

Richmond on top of the ladder.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Leigh Brown will win us a game off his own boot. Seriously. For one day this season, The Anvil will be player we always knew he could.

 

[Z_K]

Leigh Brown will win us a game off his own boot. Seriously. For one day this season, The Anvil will be player we always knew he could.

And will be awarded life membership and have his gold pass upgraded to diamond incrusted platinum.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

And fair play to him. But I'm serious. In one fixturer, probably mid-season, when a few other boys are flat, Leigh will run wild, kick half a dozen, flatten a few blokes and generally be unstoppable. He will do sweet FA for the rest of the season after that naturally.

 

[budge11]

Adam Simpson wins brownlow and announces on the night that Leigh Brown will be captain.

During the trade period, Leigh tells the club he's given all he can and he wants to move... ends up at Carlton as their CHF saviour in a complicated 5-way deal with us ending up with Judd and Pick. 15 and 66.

The deal also sees us lose Sam Power to Melbourne, who employs him as the new 'tough man' which sees us gain the no.3 pick.

 

[Groucho]

Adam Simpson wins brownlow and announces on the night that Leigh Brown will be captain.

During the trade period, Leigh tells the club he's given all he can and he wants to move... ends up at Carlton as their CHF saviour in a complicated 5-way deal with us ending up with Judd and Pick. 15 and 66.

The deal also sees us lose Sam Power to Melbourne, who employs him as the new 'tough man' which sees us gain the no.3 pick.

I want that one

 

[Horace]

Richmond on top of the ladder.

The scary part is that they are right now.

 

[Boozeroo]

And fair play to him. But I'm serious. In one fixture, probably mid-season, when a few other boys are flat, Leigh will run wild, kick half a dozen, flatten a few blokes and generally be unstoppable. He will do sweet FA for the rest of the season after that naturally.

As much as I detest Browny in general play, set plays and any time the clock is running, I actually have a strong feeling you are right SLF.

Actually, I'm backing it'll be Monday and Laidley declares "I always knew Leigh had it in him, and we've finally found our permanent CHF."

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

As much as I detest Browny in general play, set plays and any time the clock is running, I actually have a strong feeling you are right SLF.

Actually, I'm backing it'll be Monday and Laidley declares "I always knew Leigh had it in him, and we've finally found our permanent CHF."

Aye, I don't reckon it will Monday, but I agree with the Laidley quote.

 

[Ghostwriter]

Hansen better than Carey.

 

[captainbucket]

A player in a post match interview will say
"I'm proud of how the boys stood up today, backing up from a great win last week"

 

[.NMFC]

Daniel Wells will win the FA Cup for Portsmouth.

 

[numchuks]

I will neck the first Port supporter I see.

I want Port blood.

 

[The Other Dean]

Ah, sweet boredom.

My top 15 (?) predictions.....


(1) Graham Duff will officially wipe out the world's entire lobster population. Unfazed, he will move on to Moreton Bay Bugs.


(2) Hearing so much talk about his bad attitude, Ed Lower decides to succumb to the inevitable and adopt a bad attitude. Shortly after, he is picked to play in the 2008 Final Series.


(3) Cousins and Carey form a funk band called Coke And Ice. They immediately embark on a sold-out national tour. (On occasion, they even get noted hip-swiveller Robert Walls up on stage to perform interpretive dance, in which instances they are billed as Coke And Ice With A Twist Of Lemon.) Russell Crowe suggests the name CAIWATOL and begs to join their band.


(4) Channel 9 launches a new home-grown sitcom called "Reeeeally Fricken' Ugly Betty" with Caro in the show's central role.


(5) Nelson's approval rating drops to negative 7%, confounding mathematicians and Liberal hard-liners alike.


(6) The Melbourne gangland war will temporarily re-ignite when Mick Gatto accidentally shoots himself in the ankle while cleaning out his shed. It will quickly die down again when Mick realises that everyone else is already dead.


(7) Fretting over Hansen's development, Tim Rogers decides to pull on the boots himself, and subsequently becomes our new star CHF. (Even running out of the change rooms at half-time to bash out a tune with You Am I, who have of course been booked as the entertainment for the 2008 Grand Final. Btw, we win.)


(8) Jim Belushi, Rob Schneider, Pauly Shore, and Rove McManus to fight out the Best Actor category at the Oscars, having been nominated, respectively, for their work in remakes of "Godfather I", "Godfather II", and "Godfather III", and the new (Australian-made) blockbuster, "Godfather IV".


(9) After persistent rumour and accusation that she may have breast cancer in the tabloid press, Fergie gets an all clear from her doctors and records a new single, "My Humps Got No Lumps, Chumps", in retaliation.


(10) I manage to successfully pitch my new show to the 7 network - "Who Gives A Flying Fcuk Whether You Can Dance Or Not ?" They take up a 13-episode option, and even comply with my request to install Mark Brandon Read as, quote, "host with chainsaw".


(11) The OP fulfills a life-time dream when he appears in a TV commercial for a leading carpet warehouse.


(12) Lidge likewise fulfills a life-time dream and bans himself.


(13) Chris Crocker marries Britney, before confessing to the world that he's actually Macaulay Caulkin's evil(er), identical twin brother.


(14) And on a similarly confessional note....after a particularly harsh grilling from Anna Coren, a tearful Corey will admit that he is really the illegitimate son of Corey Hart and, therefore, is bound by blood not to remove his glasses for anyone.


(15) While holidaying in LA post-season, Browny will suffer from a severe case of mistaken identity and viciously bump Florence Henderson to the ground.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

(3) Cousins and Carey form a funk band called Coke And Ice. They immediately embark on a sold-out national tour. (On occasion, they even get noted hip-swiveller Robert Walls up on stage to perform interpretive dance, in which instances they are billed as Coke And Ice With A Twist Of Lemon.) Russell Crowe suggests the name CAIWATOL and begs to join their band.

Be careful what you wish for.

This could lead to the formation of ultimate all time Australian celebrity band - Wayne Carey, Ben Cousins, Russell Crowe with Pat Cash and Brett Lee also joining up.

Their first gig would lead to music as we know it dying of shame.

 

[The Other Dean]

Be careful what you wish for.

This could lead to the formation of ultimate all time Australian celebrity band - Wayne Carey, Ben Cousins, Russell Crowe with Pat Cash and Brett Lee also joining up.

Their first gig would lead to music as we know it dying of shame.

Let me guess.......3O Odd Foot Of Cnuts.

 

[NICK_ROOBOY83]

Ah, sweet boredom.

My top 15 (?) predictions.....

See you spent some time on those TOD. Great stuff.

 

[The Other Dean]

See you spent some time on those TOD. Great stuff.

Thank you, Nick.

Much like Ed Lower, I'm just trying to contribute.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Let me guess.......3O Odd Foot Of Cnuts.

Indeed.

 

[Boozeroo]

In homage to TOD, I will attempt to translate into Tasmanian (help where you can Mick..)

(1) Fatty Boomba Ex Roos Pr*ck attempts to eat our shellys.

(2) Ed Lower chucks a Ravo and gets rewarded.

(3) The two main reasons we haven't been getting any good gear lately try and put Sea-FM radio out of a job.

(4) WIN tries to tone down Caro.

(5) That Homo Doctor Politician gets worse.

(6) There's another episode of Underbelly for the Bogans to memorise

(7) That bloke that hasn't been in Hobart for a while wiv his band is playing for norf.

(8) Some yanks and some Aussie think they can remake Underbelly

(9) The plastic looking chick gets her **** out

(10) The Norf computer bloke gets Chop Chop to kill all the ****s.

(11) We all get real cheap rugs

(12) Lidge goes all 'the monk bloke' from the Da Vinci Code.

(13) That chick that's hot but mental marries some bloke

(14) the Hot chick from the great current affairs show gets into that cool party kid and he's so cool he's like connected with the Crusty Demons and stuff.

(15) Leigh Brown knock down some old actress and Dean Laidley praises him for his committment to the team ethos

(courtesy of Plangenet 2005 Shiraz)

 

[thumping]

Ah, sweet boredom.

My top 15 (?) predictions.....


(1) Graham Duff will officially wipe out the world's entire lobster population. Unfazed, he will move on to Moreton Bay Bugs.


(2) Hearing so much talk about his bad attitude, Ed Lower decides to succumb to the inevitable and adopt a bad attitude. Shortly after, he is picked to play in the 2008 Final Series.


(3) Cousins and Carey form a funk band called Coke And Ice. They immediately embark on a sold-out national tour. (On occasion, they even get noted hip-swiveller Robert Walls up on stage to perform interpretive dance, in which instances they are billed as Coke And Ice With A Twist Of Lemon.) Russell Crowe suggests the name CAIWATOL and begs to join their band.


(4) Channel 9 launches a new home-grown sitcom called "Reeeeally Fricken' Ugly Betty" with Caro in the show's central role.


(5) Nelson's approval rating drops to negative 7%, confounding mathematicians and Liberal hard-liners alike.


(6) The Melbourne gangland war will temporarily re-ignite when Mick Gatto accidentally shoots himself in the ankle while cleaning out his shed. It will quickly die down again when Mick realises that everyone else is already dead.


(7) Fretting over Hansen's development, Tim Rogers decides to pull on the boots himself, and subsequently becomes our new star CHF. (Even running out of the change rooms at half-time to bash out a tune with You Am I, who have of course been booked as the entertainment for the 2008 Grand Final. Btw, we win.)


(8) Jim Belushi, Rob Schneider, Pauly Shore, and Rove McManus to fight out the Best Actor category at the Oscars, having been nominated, respectively, for their work in remakes of "Godfather I", "Godfather II", and "Godfather III", and the new (Australian-made) blockbuster, "Godfather IV".


(9) After persistent rumour and accusation that she may have breast cancer in the tabloid press, Fergie gets an all clear from her doctors and records a new single, "My Humps Got No Lumps, Chumps", in retaliation.


(10) I manage to successfully pitch my new show to the 7 network - "Who Gives A Flying Fcuk Whether You Can Dance Or Not ?" They take up a 13-episode option, and even comply with my request to install Mark Brandon Read as, quote, "host with chainsaw".


(11) The OP fulfills a life-time dream when he appears in a TV commercial for a leading carpet warehouse.


(12) Lidge likewise fulfills a life-time dream and bans himself.


(13) Chris Crocker marries Britney, before confessing to the world that he's actually Macaulay Caulkin's evil(er), identical twin brother.


(14) And on a similarly confessional note....after a particularly harsh grilling from Anna Coren, a tearful Corey will admit that he is really the illegitimate son of Corey Hart and, therefore, is bound by blood not to remove his glasses for anyone.


(15) While holidaying in LA post-season, Browny will suffer from a severe case of mistaken identity and viciously bump Florence Henderson to the ground.

TOD that has got to be the best/funniest post I have read on Bigfooty!