Hey kid, I like the way you play. You present, you mark, you take your chances and you run off your man inside 50 to create opportunities. I realise that you've only played a handful of games, and you're still just a boy really, but I've noticed that your game lately has started to show a familiar deficiency.
When you take your set shots, you seem to be dropping the ball to the foot on a funny angle. Is this deliberate? If your kicking for goal was accurate, I wouldn't really pay it much thought, but you've developed a common disease in Geelong known as Kingsley-McCarthy Syndrome, commonly known as "the shanks". Don't feel too bad, Mooney's had it for a while and recently Ottens has caught a case of it, but you're still young. There's still time for you to recover and be more Ronnie Burns than Shannon Byrnes when lining up for goal.
Please, see a doctor Ryan.
Brian Taylor is a well-regarded physician, go have a consultation.
Regards,
All Geelong fans everywhere.
When you take your set shots, you seem to be dropping the ball to the foot on a funny angle. Is this deliberate? If your kicking for goal was accurate, I wouldn't really pay it much thought, but you've developed a common disease in Geelong known as Kingsley-McCarthy Syndrome, commonly known as "the shanks". Don't feel too bad, Mooney's had it for a while and recently Ottens has caught a case of it, but you're still young. There's still time for you to recover and be more Ronnie Burns than Shannon Byrnes when lining up for goal.
Please, see a doctor Ryan.
Brian Taylor is a well-regarded physician, go have a consultation.
Regards,
All Geelong fans everywhere.





