most obvious come-on that you missed?

[woota]

I know this has happened at least once to most guys, where a woman starts talking to you and makes some kind of ambiguous comments that mean nothing at the time, and then it hits you later. I have a bunch of these stories. The most obvious one was when a medical receptionist (I was alone in the room with her) was talking to me - clearly flirting - and proceeded to ask me what I was doing on the weekend. I told her I was working. She replied "what else are you doing, apart from working?" to give me another chance to get the hint. I don't remember exactly what I responded - but she went silent and looked at me kind of shocked that I didn't get it.

Your turn.

 

[Quivorir]

Are you coming on to me?

 

[Bomberboyokay]

 

[GWBogan]

Basically any time you've been asked for "coffee" at night...

 

[craigos]

Girl at the coffee shop asked me what I was up to on the weekend and I said just working, then she said, "anything else?". I told her furiously masturbating. Then she went silent and looked at me kind of shocked that I didn't get it.

 

[GWBogan]

Girl at the coffee shop asked me what I was up to on the weekend and I said just working, then she said, "anything else?". I told her furiously masturbating. Then she went silent and looked at me kind of shocked that I didn't get it.

Louis C.K., is that you?

 

[perthblue]

Last night at woolworths the girl at the counter said "hows it going" and I said sorry I'm not interested. These modern harpies man ffs

 

[GreyWind]

Some great ones in these threads and I believe there's the whole Croweater story to enjoy as well.

Certified Legendary Thread - Awkward Flirting Stories

This is part one of this thread. Part 2 can be found here: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/awkward-flirting-stories-part-2.1146379/ Inspired by this dude...... http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/how-mile-high-flirting-went-horribly-wrong/story-e6frfq80-1226065356205 Cant see how this...

www.bigfooty.com

Beauty & Style - Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

Continued from Part 1 - https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/awkward-flirting-stories.831388/ So. I signed up for a dating website. I should have plenty of fodder for afs soon.

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Papa G]

When your at a gathering and this hot Bird asks if you want to go for a walk and you've had s couple of cones and your like "why would I want to go for a walk? The beers are here?"...... only to wake up the next day and go ...oh that's what she meant....****ing idiot.

 

[Perth gal]

None I don’t think.

 

[Lethality]

I was doing laps of the oval and after I finished a lady introduced herself to me, said she saw me working out, and then asked for help with her parking ticket. Not sure if it was a come on that she diverted into asking for help or if she really just wanted help with her parking.

 

[ioppolo]

This chick kept asking me to go out clubbing with her a while back. I knocked back each time as I had work X2 and you don't dog the lads X1.

Obvious root missed

 

[FRUMPY]

Got talking to 2 girls at a pub about 15 years ago and ended up going back to the hotel they were staying in (both were in melbourne for a work seminar). Ended up sleeping with one of them. Next morning the friend had left for breakfast and the one I slept with said she would have been up for a threesome with her friend last night..........shattered

 

[Papa G]

Got talking to 2 girls at a pub about 15 years ago and ended up going back to the hotel they were staying in (both were in melbourne for a work seminar). Ended up sleeping with one of them. Next morning the friend had left for breakfast and the one I slept with said she would have been up for a threesome with her friend last night..........shattered

Yeah I'd give you a pass on that one. If she was up for it, she should have said. You calling for a threesome in most cases would have left you with zero roots. You played the percentages.

 

[FRUMPY]

Yeah I'd give you a pass on that one. If she was up for it, she should have said. You calling for a threesome in most cases would have left you with zero roots. You played the percentages.

Dont worry, with my track record I was happy with what I got, but geez my jaw dropped during our morning conversation.....

 

[Papa G]

Oh another one. Back in the mid 90s when I was at Uni I used to work in a pub in the city. We used to do a lot of buck show functions upstairs and I used to be the barman. They had this topless waitress who would have just turned 18, was ****ing gorgeous and had the most beautiful perfect ****. (I did many of Bucks Shows over the next couple of years and would soon come to realise this girl was the exception, not the norm for topless waitresses). So she was chatting to me all night, getting drinks for the lads, me trying my best not to stare at her boobs. It was one of my first shifts and I was a little unsure of the clean up procedure at the end of the night (if happened a few months later I would have known what I was doing and how long it took etc.) So when the party finishes, she hangs around...she keeps hanging whilst I'm working furiously to clean everything up. Whilst I'm doing this, the boss comes up and tells her to piss off because he didn't trust topless waitresses as they are usually complete skanks....... any rate she leaves and I never saw her again...... until about 3 months later, watching late night TV and an ad for the Crazy Horse and there she is... The Promoted Lead Stripper. Fuuuuccckkk!

 

[Silent Alarm]

Oh another one. Back in the mid 90s when I was at Uni I used to work in a pub in the city. We used to do a lot of buck show functions upstairs and I used to be the barman. They had this topless waitress who would have just turned 18, was ******* gorgeous and had the most beautiful perfect ****. (I did many of Bucks Shows over the next couple of years and would soon come to realise this girl was the exception, not the norm for topless waitresses). So she was chatting to me all night, getting drinks for the lads, me trying my best not to stare at her boobs. It was one of my first shifts and I was a little unsure of the clean up procedure at the end of the night (if happened a few months later I would have known what I was doing and how long it took etc.) So when the party finishes, she hangs around...she keeps hanging whilst I'm working furiously to clean everything up. Whilst I'm doing this, the boss comes up and tells her to p**s off because he didn't trust topless waitresses as they are usually complete skanks....... any rate she leaves and I never saw her again...... until about 3 months later, watching late night TV and an ad for the Crazy Horse and there she is... The Promoted Lead Stripper. Fuuuuccckkk!

This reminds me of another great uni story. One of my favourite bigfooty posts ever. I can just see Melbourne and being a student when I read it:

Certified Legendary Thread - Awkward Flirting Stories

Do you want to come back to my place - bouncy-bouncy? ...i've always found "Hi, my name is (insert name here)" goes pretty well? And the easiest hook ups i've ever made are from mutual friendships. Girls automatically drop their defences a little bit as they know their friend wouldn't be mates...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[craigos]

And that's how I met your Mother.

 

[Silent Alarm]

When your at a gathering and this hot Bird asks if you want to go for a walk and you've had s couple of cones and your like "why would I want to go for a walk? The beers are here?"...... only to wake up the next day and go ...oh that's what she meant....******* idiot.

Man, I remember this. Bag full of Heineken that some campaigner would always sweep. 'Wanna go for a walk?' I wonder what sly little bastard came up with that one. It's a bit like that Seinfeld episode where that guy asks out Elaine by intentionally getting a fact wrong, and him buying dinner is the wager. Probably the think piece of some suave surfy from Cronulla who bagged every babe from the Shire and a reputation on the Northern Beaches, who could've played professional rugby, pro surfed or been an Olympic swimmer – if only he gave up the good times. Now a fat panel beater.

I remember when I was like 18 and it was maybe the first time I went to a nightclub. I didn't realise how it went down at a club. So I sat on these couches, said hi to this girl, and about four seconds later said 'so, do you want to come for a walk?' Didn't worrrrk.

 

[Cruyff14]

This reminds me of another great uni story. One of my favourite bigfooty posts ever. I can just see Melbourne and being a student when I read it:

Certified Legendary Thread - Awkward Flirting Stories

Do you want to come back to my place - bouncy-bouncy? ...i've always found "Hi, my name is (insert name here)" goes pretty well? And the easiest hook ups i've ever made are from mutual friendships. Girls automatically drop their defences a little bit as they know their friend wouldn't be mates...

www.bigfooty.com

Unfortunately the following post with a link to her no longer works.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Unfortunately the following post with a link to her no longer works.

Yeah I was disappointed by that too, but it's pretty easy to find a photo of her then and now. Probably a bit crook to speak too much about it on here, she's a woman in her 30s now I'd imagine.

 

[Cruyff14]

All I would assume is google something like Jacinta FHM 2005 or whatever year it was.

Yeah, I'd imagine to her be around my age.

What a story though!

 

[Silent Alarm]

She's still pretty attractive.

Man. Youth hey. One day you're trying to bang other pretty young things you've just met in a new city, not long after and you're in an office. Sometimes it isn't wasted on the young.

 

[Cruyff14]

Couldn't find her. My life is over.

Hahaha indeed. Or, you're checking out birds with barely any clothes on, and the next minute you're thinking how girls can walk around with barely a thing on and thinking I'd never let my daughter leave the house like that.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

In year 12, we'd just finished up at the district athletics or cross country carnival (can't remember which) and as people are getting on to the bus, one of the teachers asks if I'd like to go back in her car. I don't remember the bus being chockas or anyone else going back with her, I was pretty shocked by the offer and (as with everything when you're 16-17) worried about what my mates would think/say.

I think I said something witty like "Nah, I'll be right". Not sure if I 'missed it', or whether that's what I immediately thought of, did a double take and thought "That can't be what she means."