Most pathetic thing you've ever done

[The Lemon]

Watched a bit of women's footy.

 

[MarcusP2]

What were you meant to be showing?

His own posts I think.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I would say puking all over glenferrie station after a night out

And puking on glenferrie oval and glenferrie road

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

In the early stages of quitting smoking I was down the street and fanging for one. Saw some random, dirty looking dude walk past and flick a butt a few metres from me. He'd only smoked about half of it so I discreetly sneaked over, picked it up and smoked the rest.

It was like when you have a wank over something you know you probably shouldn't - it was ****ing awesome until the very moment I finished it. Then the shame set in.

 

[perthblue]

What were you meant to be showing?

Threads started under this account: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/members/poseidon.106702/

 

[Bunk Moreland]

In the early stages of quitting smoking I was down the street and fanging for one. Saw some random, dirty looking dude walk past and flick a butt a few metres from me. He'd only smoked about half of it so I discreetly sneaked over, picked it up and smoked the rest.

It was like when you have a wank over something you know you probably shouldn't - it was ******* awesome until the very moment I finished it. Then the shame set in.

What have you wanked over that you thought you shouldn't??

This be good

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

What have you wanked over that you thought you shouldn't??

This be good

You know, like your wife's friend's instagram, leaked celebrity sex tapes, animal pr0n, your sister's deb pictures - stuff like that.

 

[Dan Moody]

You know, like your wife's friend's instagram, leaked celebrity sex tapes, animal pr0n, your sister's deb pictures - stuff like that.

Once jacked off to a picture of Serena Williams in the newspaper, in my bathroom.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Once jacked off to a picture of Serena Williams in the newspaper, in my bathroom.

That's disgusting.

 

[Predator35]

I would say puking all over glenferrie station after a night out

And puking on glenferrie oval and glenferrie road

That's just a good night out.

 

[chargers 09]

Once jacked off to a picture of Serena Williams in the newspaper, in my bathroom.

Great stuff.


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[The Lemon]

Once jacked off to a picture of Serena Williams in the newspaper, in my bathroom.

desperate times etc etc

 

[peppy la pew]

Once jacked off to a picture of Serena Williams in the newspaper, in my bathroom.

I thought that was impossible

I hope you bathed in acid afterwards

 

[Flash of power]

You know, like your wife's friend's instagram, leaked celebrity sex tapes, animal pr0n, your sister's deb pictures - stuff like that.

"Things you have wanked over that you aren't proud of" definite thread potential.

 

[JHF1870]

Sat in the Qantas lounge at Perth all day just to hope to see Roger Federer the day after hopman cup. I didn't even see anyone like Nat Fyfe. Nobody

 

[raskolnikov]

Chosen to barrack for the Bengals in the NFL.

Richmond supporters have nothing on me.

 

[Keys]

Chosen to barrack for the Bengals in the NFL.

Richmond supporters have nothing on me.

Haha

When I decided on the bengals back in 1988/89 I was tossing up between them and the Raiders

Was screwed either way

 

[Carl Hooper]

Slicing useless shit I didn't even need.. Just for the thrill of slicing something lmao

 

[chargers 09]

Use to masturbate 3-4 times a day in year 9


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[PhatBoy]

This thread ftw.

Where to start?

- picking the Bengals

- taken plenty of shits where I shouldn't. Not always drunk, either. During a fitness phase I found myself regularly getting stuck miles from home nowhere near a functional shitter.

- took a piss at the bar of my local because I didn't want to have to line up again

- took a piss under the table I was sitting at because I didn't want to get up (those last two I was absolutely steaming)

- went to the window of the only girl at uni I knew was a certainty to root me and falsely told her I'd been locked out of my dorm and needed somewhere to sleep. It worked though I guess so no harm done.

- put $1 worth of fuel in my car to avoid having to walk 10 minutes to uni

- sold a 100 Club in my dorm so I could afford to get pissed one night

- took $20 worth of 20 and 50 cent coins in a bag to the pub to spend in 90 minutes drinking 10x $2 schooners at happy hour and a half

- vomited pure unddigested two minute noodles all over my girlfriend in bed

- took $100 worth of pokie credits from someone else's machine when the disappeared for a fair while. I paid it back though.

- nicked a couple of stick mags from a servo because I was too tight to pay for internet credit at uni

- had numerous work flogs

- when I was writing for the paper I'd tell my co-workers I was going out to chase up stories - in reality I was driving out to a nearby dam to sleep for a couple of hours at a time

 

[PhatBoy]

This thread is like a Jeremy Usborne biography

 

[Perth gal]

This thread ftw.

Where to start?

- picking the Bengals

- taken plenty of shits where I shouldn't. Not always drunk, either. During a fitness phase I found myself regularly getting stuck miles from home nowhere near a functional shitter.

- took a piss at the bar of my local because I didn't want to have to line up again

- took a piss under the table I was sitting at because I didn't want to get up (those last two I was absolutely steaming)

- went to the window of the only girl at uni I knew was a certainty to root me and falsely told her I'd been locked out of my dorm and needed somewhere to sleep. It worked though I guess so no harm done.

- put $1 worth of fuel in my car to avoid having to walk 10 minutes to uni

- sold a 100 Club in my dorm so I could afford to get pissed one night

- took $20 worth of 20 and 50 cent coins in a bag to the pub to spend in 90 minutes drinking 10x $2 schooners at happy hour and a half

- vomited pure unddigested two minute noodles all over my girlfriend in bed

- took $100 worth of pokie credits from someone else's machine when the disappeared for a fair while. I paid it back though.

- nicked a couple of stick mags from a servo because I was too tight to pay for internet credit at uni

- had numerous work flogs

- when I was writing for the paper I'd tell my co-workers I was going out to chase up stories - in reality I was driving out to a nearby dam to sleep for a couple of hours at a time

So just a regular nice guy you'd take home to meet Mum then.

 

[PhatBoy]

So just a regular nice guy you'd take home to meet Mum then.

Pretty much.

*i have mellowed somewhat since then - I'm married with four kids now and right at the moment I don't drink

 

[William Wonka]

You know, like your wife's friend's instagram, leaked celebrity sex tapes, animal pr0n, your sister's deb pictures - stuff like that.

I really like the progression here- you should have taken it down a couple more pegs though.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Given up a seat for an old lady on a bus and she sat somewhere else.

Felt really stupid for wasting my time.