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[Forgotten Legend]

Yes, an infraction for acting like a pillock and the third reich...can't be too far away now.

In Germany many people still use the word 'Mein Fuhrer' to refer to a leader or someone who is in charge even though the word originates from the Third Reich. The same thing can be said for 'Duce' which is the latin equivalent of Fuhrer in the German language. Duce was most promptly used by Benito Mussolini during World War II to show his supreme authority over his newly formed 'Roman Empire'. Even with the word bearing so much on such a terrible past, Duce is still used by many royal families in conjunction with Doge and Duke around Italy to this day.

And obviously 'Ja Wohl' means "Yes/Probably" in the Germanic language and thus has no bearing of any German intolerance of their pass comings.

Thus it should be commented that GordonBlue may be actually saying in his post that he thinks of you, Old Spice, as someone of great importance or has incredible leadership powers. Maybe GordonBlue thinks you as a role-model for himself.

 

[Old Spice]

Thus it should be commented that GordonBlue may be actually saying in his post that he thinks of you, Old Spice, as someone of great importance or has incredible leadership powers. Maybe GordonBlue thinks you as a role-model for himself.

Yes, that seems the most likely interpretation. I'm going to take young cordonbleu under my wing.

 

[TradeDraft]

Smiddaz123 has been added to the mod list.

Congrats Mate and how did you become a Mod?

 

[Optimax]

Congrats Mate and how did you become a Mod?

Disgusting and degrading process involving paddles, cows blood, 3 mms and a night in a haunted mansion.

Bribing Fred, chief and quicky works as well I hear

 

[pendles]

Congrats Mate and how did you become a Mod?

Keep up your good work Dave. It will come. I'll be backing you in.

 

[smiddaz123]

I can only imagine Dave was next in line.

 

[shawthing09]

The mod selection process is long and hard and both mentally and physically draining. The responsibility and spoils of modding (we get paid a sweet packet) is too great to hand out lightly.

After a long debate we mods select the candidates. We then ask them to send in a 5 minute audition tape to tell us what they feel they can bring to modding.

Short listed applicants are taken away for a boot camp style weekend where we test there typing speed and accuracy. Ability to drink beer and type at the same time, how many beers it takes for their posting to become incoherent and how much abuse they can take for no reason before they cry.

On day 2 the applicants that haven't gone home or being sent home are once more subjected to abuse for no reason, they are then put through what we call the nutjob randomiser. In which they have to deal with posters made up of random traights from the BF asylum archives.

On the third and final day we focus on the BF image, our mods should be strong and attractive, just looking at their name in bold should say "I'm better then you" and hence the remaining candidates do a 10km, a zumba class, pilates and a weights seshion with Nathan Brown.

The candidate who performs best will get the glory of moddom, the bold name, the money, the invites to all player functions, the girls. Ahh tis the life

 

[Pie eyed]

The mod selection process is long and hard and both mentally and physically draining. The responsibility and spoils of modding (we get paid a sweet packet) is too great to hand out lightly.

After a long debate we mods select the candidates. We then ask them to send in a 5 minute audition tape to tell us what they feel they can bring to modding.

Short listed applicants are taken away for a boot camp style weekend where we test there typing speed and accuracy. Ability to drink beer and type at the same time, how many beers it takes for their posting to become incoherent and how much abuse they can take for no reason before they cry.

On day 2 the applicants that haven't gone home or being sent home are once more subjected to abuse for no reason, they are then put through what we call the nutjob randomiser. In which they have to deal with posters made up of random traights from the BF asylum archives.

On the third and final day we focus on the BF image, our mods should be strong and attractive, just looking at their name in bold should say "I'm better then you" and hence the remaining candidates do a 10km, a zumba class, pilates and a weights seshion with Nathan Brown.

The candidate who performs best will get the glory of moddom, the bold name, the money, the invites to all player functions, the girls. Ahh tis the life

I see you've dropped the intensive Spelling and Grammar test.

 

[Old Spice]

Short listed applicants are taken away for a boot camp style weekend where we test there typing speed and accuracy. Ability to drink beer and type at the same time, how many beers it takes for their posting to become incoherent and how much abuse they can take for no reason before they cry.

I still haven't reached that glass ceiling yet.

You forgot to tell Dave about the boobie distraction test.

 

[shawthing09]

I see you've dropped the intensive Spelling and Grammar test.

Damn

I still haven't reached that glass ceiling yet.

You forgot to tell Dave about the boobie distraction test.

Indeed I did, I think it's pretty obvious Dave was not on the candidate list because much like Luke Hodge he is the obvious spiritual leader of the group and we would not want to burden him with modding responsibility's which may take away from the time he is able to put into his TD thread.

 

[Old Spice]

That's quite right. We want him smashing packs, not going to endless meetings with suits.

 

[Quicky]

I see you've dropped the intensive Spelling and Grammar test.

It's a bit like becoming a cop. You need to pass an intense fitness test to get in but you just know your standards are gonna drop:

 

[Pie eyed]

I reckon you should post up skin folds every month so we can monitor this situation. In keeping with Voss's current review of himself I think we adopt the same system and you lot self evaluate and report back to us members.

 

[Snag Breac]

I reckon you should post up skin folds every month so we can monitor this situation. In keeping with Voss's current review of himself I think we adopt the same system and you lot self evaluate and report back to us members.

The grammatical equivalent of skin-folds would serve better. I'm prepared to take regular soundings.

 

[Swooop]

I see you've dropped the intensive Spelling and Grammar test.

You're right Pie eyed.

I picked ST up on ''Frustraighted" told him it was fundermental that he got his spelloing right, he didn't respond.

Clearly he needs some more seshions in the classroom.

Signed ...Swooop

 

[shawthing09]

It's all fun and games till someone gets a red card.

 

[Old Spice]

The red card is very clarifying in that respect ST.

 

[Pie eyed]

It is true then that power corrupts Spicey.
Once a staunch grammarsman now a slave to the "hammer of banniness".

 

[Old Spice]

Luckily I am easily bought off. I accept flattery and peppermint crisps which can be directly deposited into my Swiss bank account.

 

[Snag Breac]

Luckily I am easily bought off. I accept flattery and peppermint crisps which can be directly deposited into my Swiss bank account.

At last! - an account worth plundering.