Norf jokes

[half_back_flank]

Why couldn't i make up a knock knock joke up about North?

Because they can't afford doors.

har har har.

 

[bontshow]

Q. What did JB say to the North supporter?

A. Screw you, we're expanding to "new markets".

 

[Oh Darling]

Did you hear about the fire at Arden St? Caused $20,000 worth of improvements.

 

[PieBeast]

Majak Daw has applied for a refugee status in Sudan to escape the poverty and inhumane living conditions he's experiencing at Norf.

 

[DarwinRoo]

What's the difference between NORF and a syphillitic, AIDS ridiculed hooker with thrush?

The hooker has some chance of being alive in 5 years.

That hooker would be your best player.

 

[RIOLIUSTAR]

Look at that post count

Freaky...surely you're not suprised

 

[Oh Darling]

Majak Daw has applied for a refugee status in Sudan to escape the poverty and inhumane living conditions he's experiencing at Norf.

Did you hear about last year when Norf went to Ethiopia? When questioned about the experience the feedback was:

"My eyes have been opened. I've never seen such poverty and lack of hope" said Muhammed Age 12

 

[Bennett.]

Norf Jokes?

Lindsey Thomas

 

[jinny1]

early TOTY contender

 

[Dazb86]

Trouble brewing down at Arden street...

"In breaking news, Lindsay Thomas has been charged with stabbing 10 people at a childs birthday party. One witness was quoted as saying "I just don't know what happened, I set up a game of pin the tail on the donkey and he just started stabbing children left right and centre... I hadn't even put on the blind fold on him yet" It is believed that Thomas has plead not guilty on all charges with claims he was trying his best to pin the tail on the donkey."

 

[Piston]

What's the difference between NORF and a syphillitic, AIDS ridiculed hooker with thrush?

The hooker has some chance of being alive in 5 years.

Winrar

lol...tosser, I have never been to Flemington in my life. It is amusing though, that some 18 months later, d1ckheads like you and Bayer still run with it. Kudos, however at the attempt

Was Cox Plate IIRC so therefore Moonee Valley. Can you pls clarify?

Cheers

 

[Piston]

Hello, what doing?

I am being in the Tay-guz cheer squad last week and this is a funny one that ewerybody was getting a jolly good laughing from.

Q What did Harbhajan Singh say when he wiewed North's financial statements?

A Your knock is over, go back to your cardboard pavilion!

It's a crrrracker, isn't it?

****ing!

Sandeep

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Trouble brewing down at Arden street...

"In breaking news, Lindsay Thomas has been charged with stabbing 10 people at a childs birthday party. One witness was quoted as saying "I just don't know what happened, I set up a game of pin the tail on the donkey and he just started stabbing children left right and centre... I hadn't even put on the blind fold on him yet" It is believed that Thomas has plead not guilty on all charges with claims he was trying his best to pin the tail on the donkey."

I tried not to lol but alas, I failed.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Probably not the right thread to post this in, as it's sad, not funny:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/more-news/lost-dogs-home-plea/story-e6frf9jf-1226328230692

 

[see see]

Probably not the right thread to post this in, as it's sad, not funny:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/more-news/lost-dogs-home-plea/story-e6frf9jf-1226328230692

Garlick's quote that "I am confident the boys will play some exciting footy in coming weeks and for the rest of the year" puts this firmly in the humour category.

What, dominating the inside 50s isn't exciting enough? Get on board floggies fans.

 

[Hill2Pav]

The two NORF members walk into a bar.

Don't North Melbourne have more members than the Lions????

 

[Duritz]

Don't North Melbourne have more members than the Lions????

Of course not... we've got WAY more than two members.

 

[Hill2Pav]

Of course not... we've got WAY more than two members.

So your making jokes about North Melbourne members numbers, yet they have more members than your own merged club?????

2011 Brisbane Lions 20,792 members
2011 Nth Melbourne 30,362 members!

 

[Bodicifer]

Norf's so poor, beggars give them money

Norf's so poor, they go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers

Norf's so poor, burglars dontate stuff to the club

Norf's so poor, they buy imitations of fake Rolex's

 

[chefmeister]

Majak Daw has applied for a refugee status in Sudan to escape the poverty and inhumane living conditions he's experiencing at Norf.

Very good...

 

[Dan]

Trouble brewing down at Arden street...

"In breaking news, Lindsay Thomas has been charged with stabbing 10 people at a childs birthday party. One witness was quoted as saying "I just don't know what happened, I set up a game of pin the tail on the donkey and he just started stabbing children left right and centre... I hadn't even put on the blind fold on him yet" It is believed that Thomas has plead not guilty on all charges with claims he was trying his best to pin the tail on the donkey."

*golfclap*

 

[DoggyStyle]

What is it that North Melbourne already have, The rich clubs want, and that if you eat it, you will die?

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

What is it that North Melbourne already have, The rich clubs want, and that if you eat it, you will die?

A gold premiership cup

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and a North member all head to the starting line of a 100 metre sprint.

Which one will finish first?

None of them because they're all a figment of your imagination.

 

[Lemma]

A gold premiership cup

Bulldogs would be happy with any premiership cup

Keep the Norf jokes coming btw, having a good chuckle over here