On the job at work.

[Gough]

Disappointed to find this thread is about going solo, rather than being in a duet.

I've performed solo and as part of a duet.

 

[Vooligan]

I've performed solo and as part of a duet.

Don't leave us hanging.

 

[Gough]

Not much to say, I had stock room that I didn't always put to it's intended use. If you want any more details than that we'd better take this to PM.

 

[Bosun]

The rise of the smartphone has definitely increased the use of the disabled toilet in the workplace.

 

[Gough]

The rise of the smartphone has definitely increased the use of the disabled toilet in the workplace.

Camera phones were the ground breaker, the first thought most blokes had was "now I can take photos of my knob".

 

[Bosun]

Camera phones were the ground breaker, the first thought most blokes had was "now I can take photos of my knob".

Mate, pity the bloke that still needs an SLR was more going on mobile pr0n aspect.

When I crack a wood, mahogany gets jealous, floorboards literally rip them selves up and try and punch me in the jewels.

 

[the_interloper]

There's this chick at work who whilst not the prettiest always gives me a look down her top, and quite often will stare at my crotch, anyways one day I'm horny and I go up to her office for some lame reason and start flirting with her and she is responsive she has these lollies on her desk which I start helping myself too, pretty soon I have a boner but we keep talking and I want to do her but there are other ppl around so I end up saying i'll come back later, which she says sure anytime, however when i go back to my job I can't concentrate, so I gotta go back and see her but her door is shut, she never shuts the door, then i am so horny I can't concentrate and have to keep avoiding all others at work, eventually i go back to her office and she's not there, maybe she is in the loos, but I can't take it anymore and find a quiet place and feels good. true story.

This one is quite a tale

 

[ioppolo]

Alright, who's spent the last nine years flogging off at work?

 

[mr bagcroft]

WOW, look at all you work floggers!
Rippin' the ears off it at work!
Jeepers.

 

[Mofra]

Alright, who's spent the last nine years flogging off at work?

Alan Joyce