Our Next Coach

[finbarr]

No doubt about that. Add the likes of Schofield, Richardson and Voss to a lesser extent too.

And Darren Burgess + a really solid list.

Burgess is only human though, not even he can make that crows list look the goods.

 

[Black 18]

“Bulls--t”: Clarkson’s blunt response to ginormous contract report

“That was Alastair Clarkson’s reaction to what’s in the public domain.”

www.sen.com.au

So Clarkson specifically mentions the President and CEO - rules us out.

Ones a delusional ego-manic and the other a weak pretender.

Koch - the man that keeps on giving this Club so much.

 

[PowerBaz]

So Clarkson specifically mentions the President and CEO - rules us out.

Ones a delusional ego-manic and the other a weak pretender.

Koch - the man that keeps on giving this Club so much.

Also mentions he was in the UK,
When did Kochie come back from his daughters wedding?

 

[all seeing eye]

Hodge called it, Clarkson answers to no one and is virtually unmanageable by the clubs leaders, also doesnt take assistants advice well. That is great and acceptable when he`s successful, but is dangerous when things arent working.

 

[TazD]

Hodge called it, Clarkson answers to no one and is virtually unmanageable by the clubs leaders, also doesnt take assistants advice well. That is great and acceptable when he`s successful, but is dangerous when things arent working.

He's like Ken but with a good grasp of the English language and a winning attitude.

 

[Lockhart Road]

He's like Ken but with a good grasp of the English language and a winning attitude.

Plus no family on the Club staff, no greyhound syndicates or player cliques, no quitting meetings to check race resuts on phone, no ham & cheese toasties for breakfast and lunch and dinner, no coke zero, no barbarian etiquette at foreign tea ceremonies, no aggressive defensive demeanour sitting in white outdoor chair with arms folded wearing sunnies, no one-off Lachie Neale terrorization game plan experimentation, no fear of flying off-season to coaching and self-improvement courses at universities wherever, no sucking up to Victorian media to feign personal relevance, no prejudice against ruckmen or key position talls, no dopey finger games in coaching box (smashing of wall once per season permitted) … no refusal to leave box during game to coach at ground level where the real coaching’s done when required by the real coaches …. … … ….

 

[snozulu]

Plus no family on the Club staff, no greyhound syndicates or player cliques, no quitting meetings to check race resuts on phone, no ham & cheese toasties for breakfast and lunch and dinner, no coke zero, no barbarian etiquette at foreign tea ceremonies, no aggressive defensive demeanour sitting in white outdoor chair with arms folded wearing sunnies, no one-off Lachie Neale terrorization game plan experimentation, no fear of flying off-season to coaching and self-improvement courses at universities wherever, no sucking up to Victorian media to feign personal relevance, no prejudice against ruckmen or key position talls, no dopey finger games in coaching box (smashing of wall once per season permitted) … no refusal to leave box during game to coach at ground level where the real coaching’s done when required by the real coaches …. … … ….

and No BS talk in Press conferences

 

[JUSTWORK]

He's like Ken but with a good grasp of the English language and a winning attitude.

...and tactical tactical nous.
Oh and 4 premierships.

 

[PowerBaz]

Plus no family on the Club staff, no greyhound syndicates or player cliques, no quitting meetings to check race resuts on phone, no ham & cheese toasties for breakfast and lunch and dinner, no coke zero, no barbarian etiquette at foreign tea ceremonies, no aggressive defensive demeanour sitting in white outdoor chair with arms folded wearing sunnies, no one-off Lachie Neale terrorization game plan experimentation, no fear of flying off-season to coaching and self-improvement courses at universities wherever, no sucking up to Victorian media to feign personal relevance, no prejudice against ruckmen or key position talls, no dopey finger games in coaching box (smashing of wall once per season permitted) … no refusal to leave box during game to coach at ground level where the real coaching’s done when required by the real coaches …. … … ….

Plus no family on the Club staff, no greyhound syndicates or player cliques, no quitting meetings to check race resuts on phone, no ham & cheese toasties for breakfast and lunch and dinner, no coke zero, no barbarian etiquette at foreign tea ceremonies, no aggressive defensive demeanour sitting in white outdoor chair with arms folded wearing sunnies, no one-off Lachie Neale terrorization game plan experimentation, no fear of flying off-season to coaching and self-improvement courses at universities wherever, no sucking up to Victorian media to feign personal relevance, no prejudice against ruckmen or key position talls, no dopey finger games in coaching box (smashing of wall once per season permitted) … no refusal to leave box during game to coach at ground level where the real coaching’s done when required by the real coaches …. … … ….

Still confident of change?

 

[Loony Juice]

Clarko has way better teeth too

 

[ClintEastwood]

Hodge called it, Clarkson answers to no one and is virtually unmanageable by the clubs leaders, also doesnt take assistants advice well. That is great and acceptable when he`s successful, but is dangerous when things arent working.

4 AFL premierships, count them. Who cares about anything else.

 

[ClintEastwood]

Plus no family on the Club staff, no greyhound syndicates or player cliques, no quitting meetings to check race resuts on phone, no ham & cheese toasties for breakfast and lunch and dinner, no coke zero, no barbarian etiquette at foreign tea ceremonies, no aggressive defensive demeanour sitting in white outdoor chair with arms folded wearing sunnies, no one-off Lachie Neale terrorization game plan experimentation, no fear of flying off-season to coaching and self-improvement courses at universities wherever, no sucking up to Victorian media to feign personal relevance, no prejudice against ruckmen or key position talls, no dopey finger games in coaching box (smashing of wall once per season permitted) … no refusal to leave box during game to coach at ground level where the real coaching’s done when required by the real coaches …. … … ….

Yep, that about covers it.

 

[Ralph Lorenz]

Sack the f****** mug already.
Past 2 weeks we've lacked contested footy. Players have lost faith in the season.
Getting to the pointy end now - big 4 weeks ahead for the future of this club.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Clarko only has good things to say at his time with Port.

I'm not too worried in that regards.

 

[JimmyBC]

I reckon the first thing Clarkp would say to Koch, Richo & Co. in a meeting situation is you've underachieved for the best part of a decade.

I'm not sure anyone at HQ could take it.

 

[PJ Power]

He's like Ken but with a good grasp of the English language and a winning attitude.

The winning attitude alone is good enough for me.

 

[JUSTWORK]

I reckon the first thing Clarkp would say to Koch, Richo & Co. in a meeting situation would be you've underachieved for the best part of a decade.

I'm not sure anyone at HQ could take it.

You’re assuming Koch and Richo are still there.

 

[FishingRick04]

I read that as he’s coming to Port but depends on Hinkley makes it to finals. #DareToDream

 

[nadsee]

I did get told something tonight,,,The players friend......

 

[PowerBaz]

I did get told something tonight,,,The players friend......

What does that even mean…

 

[TeeKray]

Clarkson isn't coming to Port. We are a small, off Broadway club who has been poorly performed for the best part of two decades and who he has to move states to coach. There's no appeal to coaching us, it's just not happening.

 

[finbarr]

I did get told something tonight,,,The players friend......

I think there is something to this.

 

[El Zorro]

Clarkson isn't coming to Port. We are a small, off Broadway club who has been poorly performed for the best part of two decades and who he has to move states to coach. There's no appeal to coaching us, it's just not happening.

You wish we were off Broadway. We are off off Broadway unfortunately.

 

[nadsee]

What does that even mean…

Jarrod Schofield, our next coach...Sorry, they had alcohol at the game & before the game...and some after.

 

[finbarr]

You wish we were off Broadway. We are off off Broadway unfortunately.

Theatre 62.