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[Portology]

Grey Ham Corns is onto something. It just doesn't look like women's sport unless I can ogle their bums effortlessly. Take em out of the men's gear and put them in lingerie or sumfin.

Sponsorship by a random manufacturer of yoga pants solves this trivial aesthetic issue.

No dinosaur!


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[Contested Marx]

Back to #malcom.

That is the most pathetic statue I've ever seen

 

[Doctor Feel]

Back to #malcom.

That is the most pathetic statue I've ever seen

is he...wearing nothing but hot pants?

 

[_VXV]

- jerk
- arseh*le
- campaigner
- hates Port
- loves Crows
- terrible media personality

And now sexist.
Anything else on the list I forgot about?

- ugly as ****
- wears leather pants
- plays in generic cover band

 

[RossFC]

The Russell Ebert one is fantastic compared to that.

 

[El Zorro]

Back to #malcom.

That is the most pathetic statue I've ever seen

I saw another shot from behind that I can't find now and it seriously looks like he is not wearing any pants!

 

[Contested Marx]

I do love the arm flair

 

[John the Butcher]

Back to #malcom.

That is the most pathetic statue I've ever seen

That #Malcom statue is so bad. Worse than Russ'es

 

[Forzaport]

is he...wearing nothing but hot pants?

My first thought as well

 

[bomberclifford]

is he...wearing nothing but hot pants?

lol. It looks like Sir Robert Helpmann.

 

[bomberclifford]

is he...wearing nothing but hot pants?

#malcum

 

[raman]

I'll withhold judgment until I see this one irl too, but... lol

 

[StrappingTape]

Not sure cornsey but women wearing footy uniforms playing footy is exactly what one would expect? It is a hardly gender specific outfit or am I missing something.

 

[El Zorro]

I saw another shot from behind that I can't find now and it seriously looks like he is not wearing any pants!

I found it:

 

[bomberclifford]

I found it:

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DAVID BROMLEY PEDO FETISH ART

 

[John the Butcher]

I found it:

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Someone stole his footy?
Genuinely shocking

 

[chiwigi]

Back to #malcom.

That is the most pathetic statue I've ever seen

Wtf

 

[chiwigi]

Not sure cornsey but women wearing footy uniforms playing footy is exactly what one would expect? It is a hardly gender specific outfit or am I missing something.

It's the most homo erotic outfit in world sport.

Which means the birds look great in it.

 

[Full Credit]

As if beating the Hawks twice and not making finals wasn't bad enough, looks like the AFL have ripped off our NGI marketing for finals this year.

 

[Greasyrhys]

Even though I find the Dockers annoying, I really hope they beat Norf, as the latter also have to play the Dogs & Tiggers to finish off.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Personally I feel this season is a big joke if one of Hawthorn or Sydney don't win it.

 

[BornPort]

Back to #malcom.

That is the most pathetic statue I've ever seen

Stupid sexy malcom.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

lol no Footy Express trains running for the crows. Load up the cattle trucks.

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol no Footy Express trains running for the crows. Load up the cattle trucks.

...this isn't AO.

OH GOD.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

I heard they rang Sando to see if his bus service was still running