Quatermain on Malthouse.

[pieman1]

Often in the media these days they apply the slogan "Just because it didn't happen doesn't mean it's not true" And when it turns out to be wrong they can say their 'sources' confirmed it to them. This is how it could have happened, Quarters "Christi, did your dad offer to resign after the Essendon game?" Christi "No" Quarters "Bugger!, I need a bit of publicity though, I'll take that as a yes".

 

[pieman1]

I can confirm from one of my sources that Quarter's information came from a 'Deepthroat' within the club. Unfortunately Quarters didn't hear Deepthroat correctly because his mouth was full at the time. The moral of the story is never talk with your mouth full.

 

[FIGJAM]

Unfortunately Quarters didn't hear Deepthroat correctly because his mouth was full at the time. The moral of the story is never talk with your mouth full.

So it was either Cummings or Balme. I say fat guts Balme!

 

[grayza]

I can confirm from one of my sources...

who are you and why do you have sources?

 

[Murray]

I was talking to my butcher and his fridge cleaner's girlfriend knows a guy who cuts the grass at Edward Flack field and he told Quarters it was true.
Impeccable source.

Quarters re-checked with the butcher who confirmed it as being 100% true.