Now you just need an off shore bank account to launder that cash
Panama vs Cayman Islands vs Switzerland???
Switzerland is the safe bet with better JS, though if you are happy to take the risk perhaps the Cayman Islands has the greater upside, what with the crystal blue waters and sandy beaches. I'd stay clear of Panama. Hasn't yet learnt to handle the added attention of a tagger, what with the Panama Papers investigation and all.
As a kid we had neighbours from Seychelles Islands. Beautiful people and no doubt place.
But in all seriousness Id just put it all into Bitcoin.
Now most would think yeah the crazy Boomer Degen drunk is at it again. But maybe Im crazy enough that I know better and worth listening too