Official Match Thread S23 Round 11: Las Vegas Bears vs Baghdad Bombers at The Stadium In The Sky

[brahj]

Bears are barely hanging in the 8, thanks mostly to Matera leaving the sheet on the line a few Thursdays ago. The Bombers are looking okay with 5-4 and a draw. Jesus these previews are boring to type. One to go after this.

Did you know that Johnny Cash's family refused to allow "Ring of Fire" to be used in an advertisement for hemorrhoid-relief? I just found that out before.



Bears by 36pts.


TEAMSHEETS MUST BE IN BY 11:59PM AEST ON THURSDAY

There will be no Werewolf, I assume people thought I would be modding… * that noise.

 

[beez]

HaroLad flailing his arms helplessly in the middle back.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Home game. Congrats on the win Bombers, I'm sure you earned it... somehow.
Except for you HaroLad you can get ****ed son.

 

[beez]

KohPhi laughing at HaroLad.

 

[HaroLad]

I wish I was as cool as brahj, he is such a cool guy.

 

[brahj]

I wish I was as cool as brahj, he is such a cool guy.

You have learned nothing.

 

[Itsmyshow]

So, we go again. Surely it couldn't get any worse!!!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Looking forward to this week against my old side. (MYSTERY FACT ①)

 

[Matera92]

Well the Bombers have travelled from their desert to the glorious and fertile lands of Nevad...Yet another desert.

 

[beez]

Looking forward to this week against my old side. (MYSTERY FACT ①)

Oh goodie, another mercenariness scumbag to treat with disdain on Sunday.

 

[Dingster]

Looking forward to this week against my old side. (MYSTERY FACT ①)

Are you talking Roys old?

 

[TheCoach16]

The Bears, hey? . I always look forward to this game. Coming up against the old foes. Another classic encounter, no doubt...

I actually have no idea who they are. I just like to sound as though I know stuff. I really don't know anything...

 

[Damp Squarie]

I've been as busy as a one-armed bricklayer in...you guessed it...Baghdad
Howdy Bombers.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Oh goodie, another mercenariness scumbag to treat with disdain on Sunday.

There wouldn't be any mercenaries left in Baghdad; so where have you got your form from?
And don't say HaroLad

 

[Damp Squarie]

Well the Bombers have travelled from their desert to the glorious and fertile lands of Nevad...Yet another desert.

Did they have to bring their WAGs camels with them??

 

[Damp Squarie]

The Doctor will kick a bag again this weekend, you drug laden camel fornicators should take the towel from you head now and begin to fashion a chastity belt from it.

 

[TheCoach16]

Did they have to bring their WAGs camels with them??

Our WAGs and our camels are not mutually exclusive...

Many of them have dual roles.

 

[Damp Squarie]

So, we go again. Surely it couldn't get any worse!!!

Oh it can.
Which one of you is Sandy?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Our WAGs and our camels are not mutually exclusive...

Many of them have dual roles.

And big lips.

 

[AngryRanga]

The Doctor will kick a bag again this weekend, you drug laden camel fornicators should take the towel from you head now and begin tofashion a chastity belt from it.

 

[TheCoach16]

And big lips.

Oh, she's such a tease...

I'll be back in 5 minutes.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I really don't know anything...

You really have figured this league out quick haven't you, we all know nothing.
Well we all know Haro's a campaigner unfit to lead

 

[Art Vandelay_]

The Doctor will kick a bag again this weekend, you drug laden camel fornicators should take the towel from you head now and begin tofashion a chastity belt from it.

Sorry I've morphed into Richo now so all I have to look forward to is an unimpressive media career surrounded by buffoons then the sweet release of death. Yay me! You jealous?

 

[TheCoach16]

You really have figured this league out quick haven't you, we all know nothing.
Well we all know Haro's a campaigner unfit to lead

Thanks Doc, I guess if the topic is * all, I'm a fast learner...

 

[Itsmyshow]

There is far too much early excitement in this thread