Official Match Thread Season 16 Round 3: Roys FC V Alberton Swamprats @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[MoOP]

All in one motion as well. I've never seen someone dispose of the ball whilst still standing on someones head.

Wait till you see what the Swampies have in store for ya's in the 2nd half...

Apparently the first half was the product of a SIM malfunction and we have to start the match again. Well, that's the rumour I'm starting anyway.

The only malfunction was the fact that you lot managed to get on the scoreboard.

 

[MoOP]

Has the 2nd half been called off? Maybe there's a torrential downpour of rain, with thunder and lightning, hail the size of footballs and gale force winds. Swampies are ok with this, but the Roys would need to be indoors, infront of a fire with a blankey over their knees...

 

[Noobz0r]

This match is developing some parallels to the Superbowl.

 

[Freakie]

I'm still asleep

 

[MoOP]

This match is developing some parallels to the Superbowl.

Yeah, the
Swampies are "Super" and the Roys parrallel with the ground

 

[Broken]

This match is developing some parallels to the Superbowl.

Cue trailing teams awesome second half comeback, only to be pipped at the end - wait, that's still no good

 

[pantskyle]

This match is developing some parallels to the Superbowl.

In our case it's Superbowel.

 

[Freakie]

Great first half, we need to keep it going though and not stop putting the foot down.

I enjoyed this.

I'm sleeping with your mum during this break

 

[Noobz0r]

Cue trailing teams awesome second half comeback, only to be pipped at the end - wait, that's still no good

You can be Colin Kaepernick if you like? That way you can almost be a hero.

 

[Broken]

You can be Colin Kaepernick if you like? That way you can almost be a hero.

I'm curious (and a tad worried) as to who your not-really-a-murderer murdering Ray Lewis is.

 

[Reardo]

Umpires are obviously under instruction from the league power brokers to ensure the new franchise wins thus boosting membership numbers. Put down the scones and sherry Roys, it's time to wind the clock back to 1983 and dish out some punishment in the second half.

 

[Noobz0r]

I'm curious (and a tad worried) as to who your not-really-a-murderer murdering Ray Lewis is.

crazy_big_al

 

[Schulzenfest]

The second half is taking far too long. I retire from the SFA.

 

[Macca19]

Must be a huge comeback. They only ever leave a gap when it ends up being a tight finish

 

[pantskyle]

The second half is taking far too long. I retire from the SFA.

That could be the first time I have actually laughed out loud in a match thread. If I was drinking coffee I would have spat it out.

MD a rebuttal?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

The bonce man said it would be a couple of hours.

 

[MoOP]

The bonce man said it would be a couple of hours.

Did you Roys have a reaction to the peptides?

 

[boncer34]

3 : 25 {C} - The ball is bounced and pantskyle gets the tap.
3 : .1 {C} - Its hard and tough but pantskyle wins possession.
3 : .13 {lHFF} - Kicks in the direction of Dicky Fitzwell.
3 : .18 {lHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
3 : .22 {rHBF} - Forzaport with some space now.
3 : .26 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. Crazy_Big_Al runs onto it.
3 : .3 {lW} - Boots the ball toward noobz0r.
3 : .34 {lW} - royboy 29 must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
3 : .38 {C} - Freakie breaks free and has found some space.
3 : .43 {C} - Freakie has a bounce.
3 : .46 {CHF} - He's still going.
3 : .51 {CHF} - Spadge nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. Broken gets done for kicking in danger.
3 : .55 {lHBF} - Now tribey has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : .59 {C} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to spookism.
3 : 1.03 {C} - spookism reads the kick best and marks well in front of Freakie.
3 : 1.07 {C} - With the ball is spookism.
3 : 1.12 {rW} - He transfers play using Schulzenfest.
3 : 1.15 {rW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 1.19 {rW} - Nobody's checking Schulzenfest.
3 : 1.23 {rW} - Quick hands to mannumpower.
3 : 1.28 {rW} - He handpasses to Schulzenfest.
3 : 1.32 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. mannumpower runs onto it.
3 : 1.36 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Crazy_Big_Al.
3 : 1.4 {lHFF} - A wild kick laterally towards mister marto.
3 : 1.45 {lHFF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Fred.
3 : 1.48 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! takes them on.
3 : 1.52 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 1.57 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 2.01 {lHBF} - What a tackle by mannumpower.
3 : 2.07 {rHFF} - Portia streaming down the ground.
3 : 2.11 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to Macca19.
3 : 2.15 {FF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
3 : 2.19 {FF} - Kooka reads the kick best and marks well in front of kickpuncher.
3 : 2.24 {lBP} - Silent Alarm scoops up the ball.
3 : 2.28 - <<< Ed_Gein is coming on to replace FattyLumpkin >>>
3 : 2.35 {lBP} - The ball is now with Silent Alarm.
3 : 2.4 {lBP} - Handpasses to Reardo.
3 : 2.44 {FB} - He kicks across the ground towards Kooka.
3 : 2.48 {FB} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
3 : 2.52 {FF} - kickpuncher breaks free and has found some space.
3 : 2.57 {FF} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 3.01 {FF} - kickpuncher is chased down by Kooka - great effort!.
3 : 3.05 {FB} - Kooka has possession.
3 : 3.09 {FB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 3.13 {rHBF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
3 : 3.17 {rHBF} - Poor effort from Fred and mister marto takes the mark.
3 : 3.21 {lHFF} - mister marto sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 3.25 {lHFF} - Fred applies a beautiful smother.
3 : 3.3 {rHBF} - Now Fred has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 3.34 {C} - Long raking kick in the direction of Freakie.
3 : 3.38 {C} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to spookism.
3 : 3.42 {lW} - noobz0r breaks free and has found some space.
3 : 3.46 {C} - Passes to spookism by hand.
3 : 3.5 {C} - Flicks it to Member of One PAFC.
3 : 3.54 {lHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of mister marto and Fred.
3 : 3.58 {lHFF} - mister marto spills the mark.
3 : 4.03 {lHFF} - mister marto slowing down the play.
3 : 4.07 {rHFF} - Portia receives his handpass.
3 : 4.13 {rHFF} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
3 : 4.17 {rHFF} - Portia adds a behind to his team's tally.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 11.12.78
3 : 4.25 {FB} - Now Kooka has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 4.29 {FB} - Kooka shoves kickpuncher out of the contest. Free kick paid.
3 : 4.33 {FF} - Now kickpuncher has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 4.37 {FF} - Kooka dives onto his boot.
3 : 4.41 {FB} - Kooka slowing down the play.
3 : 4.46 {lBP} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 4.5 {lBP} - A very good mark to Silent Alarm.
3 : 4.54 {lBP} - Silent Alarm takes off.
3 : 4.58 {lBP} - Where did Jonts come from? Great tackle.
3 : 5.02 {rFP} - Jonts wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 5.06 {rFP} - Jonts wants a goal.
3 : 5.1 {rFP} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 11.13.79
3 : 5.19 {FB} - With the ball is Silent Alarm.
3 : 5.23 {rHBF} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 5.26 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of Fred.
3 : 5.31 {lHFF} - mister marto looks downfield.
3 : 5.35 {lHFF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
3 : 5.39 {lHFF} - That's one of those special goals. Number 2 for mister marto.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 12.13.85
3 : 5.43 {C} - The ball is bounced and Crazy_Big_Al gets the tap.
3 : 5.52 {rW} - mannumpower breaks free and has found some space.
3 : 5.55 {rW} - mannumpower dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 6 {C} - Sees spookism out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 6.04 {C} - spookism outbodies Freakie and takes an easy mark in the end.
3 : 6.08 {C} - spookism looks downfield.
3 : 6.12 {C} - mannumpower on the end of this.
3 : 6.18 {C} - Handballs to Crazy_Big_Al.
3 : 6.22 {C} - Crazy_Big_Al sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 6.26 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 6.31 {lHFF} - mister marto can't take it.
3 : 6.35 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 6.39 {rHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 6.43 {rHBF} - No mark taken as Fred and mister marto wrestle for position.
3 : 6.47 {rHBF} - Fred breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 6.51 {rHBF} - mister marto threw himself in front of a moving tram.
3 : 6.55 {rHFF} - Portia has a paddock.
3 : 7 {rHFF} - Big ... big kick by Portia.
3 : 7.04 {rHFF} - Was it touched? Goal umpire says no!.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 13.13.91
3 : 7.08 {C} - Winning the bounce is pantskyle.
3 : 7.16 {lW} - noobz0r through heavy traffic.
3 : 7.2 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily spookism was well placed to clean up.
3 : 7.24 {C} - spookism takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 7.28 {C} - He handpasses to Crazy_Big_Al.
3 : 7.33 {lHFF} - He sees a lead by mister marto and kicks in that direction.
3 : 7.37 {lHFF} - mister marto too strong for Fred.
3 : 7.41 {lHFF} - mister marto to send the ball forward.
3 : 7.45 - <<< Stormageddon is coming on to replace Nivek48 >>>
3 : 7.53 {lHFF} - mister marto sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 7.57 {CHF} - Macca19 on the end of this.
3 : 8.01 {FF} - A measured kick to kickpuncher.
3 : 8.06 {FF} - Kooka drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 8.1 {FB} - Kooka signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 8.14 - <<< Ford Fairlane is coming on to replace Portia >>>
3 : 8.24 {FB} - Kooka takes off.
3 : 8.28 {FB} - A poor handpass but fitzroybulldog is up to the challenge.
3 : 8.32 {FB} - fitzroybulldog bounces the ball.
3 : 8.36 {lHBF} - Handpass to space. Carn The Roys ! runs onto it.
3 : 8.4 {lHBF} - But he's been penalised for throwing.
3 : 8.45 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Ford Fairlane.
3 : 8.49 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to mannumpower.
3 : 8.53 {rHFF} - mannumpower has a shot from fifty.
3 : 8.57 {rHFF} - Sails through the big sticks for number 1.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 14.13.97
3 : 9.01 {C} - The ball is bounced and Crazy_Big_Al gets the tap.
3 : 9.09 {C} - The bounce favours spookism and he is off and running.
3 : 9.13 {C} - spookism takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 9.18 {CHF} - Another bounce taken by spookism.
3 : 9.22 {CHF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
3 : 9.26 {CHF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 15.13.103
3 : 9.3 {C} - Member of One PAFC had that ruck contest all to themself.
3 : 9.38 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football has possession.
3 : 9.42 {lHFF} - Quick hands to pantskyle under pressure.
3 : 9.46 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Cheetah under pressure.
3 : 9.51 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 9.55 {rHFF} - Huge handpass to Cheetah. As good as a kick.
3 : 9.59 {rHFF} - He's run a long way - penalised.
3 : 10.03 {lHBF} - With the ball is tribey.
3 : 10.07 {rW} - Long raking kick in the direction of Schulzenfest.
3 : 10.11 {rW} - Schulzenfest can't mark but is able to control it.
3 : 10.15 {rW} - Schulzenfest to send the ball forward.
3 : 10.19 {CHF} - A wobbly old kick.
3 : 10.23 {CHF} - Too long for Macca19 and Mobbenfuhrer marks.
3 : 10.3 {rHBF} - Fred has possession.
3 : 10.34 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football makes an offer.
3 : 10.38 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 10.42 {lW} - Nobody's checking noobz0r.
3 : 10.46 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily Member of One PAFC was well placed to clean up.
3 : 10.51 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards Schulzenfest.
3 : 10.55 {rW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 10.58 {rW} - Schulzenfest slowing down the play.
3 : 11.03 {rW} - Schulzenfest seems to like his chances ....
3 : 11.07 {rW} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 15.14.104
3 : 11.15 {FB} - flea29 slowing down the play.
3 : 11.19 - <<< Slax is coming on to replace Silent Alarm >>>
3 : 11.27 {FB} - With the ball is flea29.
3 : 11.31 {FB} - flea29 has a bounce.
3 : 11.36 {lHBF} - Sees Carn The Roys ! ahead and sends it his way.
3 : 11.4 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! can't mark but is able to control it.
3 : 11.44 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 11.48 {CHB} - He elects to use Mobbenfuhrer and kicks in that direction.
3 : 11.52 {CHB} - Mobbenfuhrer gets too far under the ball.
3 : 11.56 {CHB} - Mobbenfuhrer with the ball now.
3 : 12 {CHB} - Macca19 might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Mobbenfuhrer. Play on is the call.
3 : 12.04 {rHFF} - Ford Fairlane does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 12.08 {rHFF} - Handballs to mannumpower.
3 : 12.13 {lFP} - A long pass towards PowerKat.
3 : 12.17 {lFP} - Shocking kick and flea29 will take the mark.
3 : 12.21 {rBP} - flea29 takes them on.
3 : 12.25 {lHBF} - He sees a lead by Carn The Roys ! and kicks in that direction.
3 : 12.3 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! spills the mark.
3 : 12.36 {rHFF} - Ford Fairlane streaming down the ground.
3 : 12.4 {rHFF} - Ford Fairlane sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 12.43 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 12.48 {FF} - A spearing pass towards kickpuncher.
3 : 12.52 {FF} - Horrific choice of kick and Kooka will mark unopposed.
3 : 12.56 {FB} - Kooka dances around kickpuncher.
3 : 13 {rHBF} - Searching pass in the direction of Fred.
3 : 13.04 {rHBF} - Fred can't mark but is able to control it.
3 : 13.08 {rHBF} - Now Fred has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 13.13 {C} - He looks for Freakie.
3 : 13.16 {C} - But straight to spookism.
3 : 13.21 {C} - With the ball is spookism.
3 : 13.25 - <<< Silent Alarm is coming on to replace Freakie >>>
3 : 13.33 {C} - spookism signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 13.37 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to mannumpower.
3 : 13.41 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to mister marto.
3 : 13.45 {lHFF} - mister marto has time to take a bounce.
3 : 13.49 {CHF} - He kicks across the ground towards Macca19.
3 : 13.53 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 13.58 {CHB} - Mobbenfuhrer has possession.
3 : 14.02 {lW} - A measured kick in the direction of 3KZ Is Football.
3 : 14.06 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football can't take it.
3 : 14.1 {lW} - Running with the ball is 3KZ Is Football.
3 : 14.15 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to Silent Alarm.
3 : 14.18 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
3 : 14.22 {lW} - Great saving mark taken by Schulzenfest.
3 : 14.26 {C} - spookism signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 14.31 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to noobz0r.
3 : 14.37 {lW} - noobz0r has a bounce.
3 : 14.41 {lHFF} - noobz0r touches the ball to the ground.
3 : 14.45 {CHF} - Passes to Macca19 by hand.
3 : 14.49 {lFP} - A worm burner to PowerKat.
3 : 14.53 {lFP} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 14.58 {lFP} - PowerKat looks downfield.
3 : 15.02 {lFP} - A snap at goal ....
3 : 15.06 {lFP} - flea29 walks it over. The opposition want a free but the umpire's having none of it.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 15.15.105

 

[boncer34]

3 : 15.14 {FB} - Kooka to send the ball forward.
3 : 15.18 {FB} - Kooka is chased down by kickpuncher - great effort!.
3 : 15.22 {FF} - kickpuncher signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 15.26 {FF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 15.31 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
3 : 15.35 {FF} - Run through by Kooka for a point.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 15.16.106
3 : 15.43 {FB} - The ball is now with flea29.
3 : 15.47 {lHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
3 : 15.51 {lHBF} - Ford Fairlane drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 15.55 {lHFF} - mister marto looking for a lead.
3 : 16 {lHFF} - mister marto dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 16.04 {FF} - He spots an option and kicks to kickpuncher.
3 : 16.08 {FF} - Shocking kick and Kooka will take the mark.
3 : 16.12 {FB} - Kooka has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 16.16 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 16.2 {rHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of Fred.
3 : 16.24 {rHBF} - Fred too strong for mister marto.
3 : 16.28 {rHBF} - So Fred ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 16.32 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to fitzroybulldog.
3 : 16.37 {CHB} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 16.43 {CHB} - The ball spills free.
3 : 16.47 {CHB} - Mobbenfuhrer is now off and running.
3 : 16.51 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 16.55 {lHBF} - Ford Fairlane claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 16.59 {rHFF} - Ford Fairlane looks downfield.
3 : 17.03 {rHFF} - Hands it off to mannumpower.
3 : 17.07 {rHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
3 : 17.12 {rHFF} - mannumpower is usually a beautiful kick for goal but he's shanked that.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
3 : 17.2 {FB} - Kooka looking for a lead.
3 : 17.23 {FB} - A slick handpass goes to Reardo.
3 : 17.28 {rHBF} - A long pass towards Fred.
3 : 17.32 {rHBF} - Fred is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 17.36 {lHFF} - mister marto to send the ball forward.
3 : 17.4 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to Macca19.
3 : 17.45 {CHF} - Whistle blows for kicking in danger.
3 : 17.49 {CHB} - With the ball is Mobbenfuhrer.
3 : 17.53 {lW} - A flat punt.
3 : 17.57 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football reads the kick best and marks well in front of Schulzenfest.
3 : 18.01 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football looks downfield.
3 : 18.05 {rHFF} - He sends the ball to Cheetah.
3 : 18.09 {rHFF} - Cheetah takes the mark on the second attempt.
3 : 18.13 {rHFF} - Cheetah slowing down the play.
3 : 18.17 - <<< Portia is coming on to replace Stormageddon >>>
3 : 18.25 {rHFF} - Cheetah takes off.
3 : 18.3 {FF} - That kick is a real floater.
3 : 18.34 {FF} - Killer misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Portia.
3 : 18.38 {FB} - The ball is now with Portia.
3 : 18.42 {rHBF} - Forzaport presents.
3 : 18.48 {rHBF} - Forzaport outbodies Dicky Fitzwell and takes an easy mark in the end.
3 : 18.52 {rHBF} - Forzaport has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 18.57 {rHBF} - Forzaport has a bounce.
3 : 19.01 {lHBF} - Handpass to space. tribey runs onto it.
3 : 19.05 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to Member of One PAFC.
3 : 19.09 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to Spadge.
3 : 19.13 {lHBF} - He tries to find tribey with a chip pass.
3 : 19.17 {lHBF} - Cheetah comes in from the side to intercept.
3 : 19.21 {CHF} - Broken has it.
3 : 19.25 {rHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 19.3 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
3 : 19.34 {CHB} - Spadge looking for a lead.
3 : 19.38 {CHB} - Great tackle on Spadge.
3 : 19.42 {CHF} - So Broken ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 19.46 {CHF} - Handpasses to Reardo.
3 : 19.5 {lHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Dicky Fitzwell.
3 : 19.54 {lHFF} - Forzaport reckons he got a touch to that but the umpire's having none of it. Mark to Dicky Fitzwell.
3 : 19.58 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell has possession.
3 : 20.02 {CHF} - No-look handpass to Broken.
3 : 20.07 {CHF} - He handpasses to Reardo.
3 : 20.11 {CHF} - Goes the torp..
3 : 20.15 {CHF} - That's a very important six points.
The Roys : 6.3.39
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
3 : 20.19 {C} - pantskyle waits and wins the hitout.
3 : 20.27 {C} - Silent Alarm looking for a lead.
3 : 20.31 {C} - Silent Alarm from just outside the fifty ...
3 : 20.36 {C} - Just a minor score to Silent Alarm.
The Roys : 6.4.40
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
3 : 20.44 {FB} - Nobody's checking El_scorcho.
3 : 20.48 {rHBF} - He kicks towards Forzaport and Dicky Fitzwell.
3 : 20.54 {rHBF} - Forzaport makes great ground and takes the mark.
3 : 20.58 {rHBF} - Forzaport has it.
3 : 21.02 {CHB} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 21.06 {CHB} - Broken must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
3 : 21.1 {CHF} - Broken to send the ball forward.
3 : 21.15 {lHFF} - Finds Dicky Fitzwell with a handball.
3 : 21.19 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to Reardo.
3 : 21.23 {lHFF} - Reardo blazes away at goal.
3 : 21.27 {lHFF} - Just shaves the post - one behind to Reardo.
The Roys : 6.5.41
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
3 : 21.35 {FB} - Now El_scorcho has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 21.39 {rHBF} - He sees a lead by Forzaport and kicks in that direction.
3 : 21.43 {rHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 21.47 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell to send the ball forward.
3 : 21.52 {lFP} - Handpasses to Reardo.
3 : 21.56 {lFP} - This should be a goal to Reardo.
3 : 22 {lFP} - Beautiful kick but it just brushed mannumpower's fingertips on the way through.
The Roys : 6.6.42
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
3 : 22.08 {FB} - SwampRat with the ball now.
3 : 22.12 {FB} - Finds mannumpower with a handball.
3 : 22.16 {FB} - A poor handpass but Crazy_Big_Al is up to the challenge.
3 : 22.21 {FB} - He has a bounce.
3 : 22.25 {CHB} - Crazy_Big_Al's taken another bounce.
3 : 22.29 {CHB} - Someone call an ambulance for Spadge. Broken lined him up and did the job well.
3 : 22.33 {rHFF} - Cheetah looking for a lead.
3 : 22.37 {rHFF} - Cheetah sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 22.41 {FF} - He sends the ball to Killer.
3 : 22.45 {FF} - But he picks out the opposition.
3 : 22.49 {FB} - Portia tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : 22.53 {rBP} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 23 {lHBF} - That's a real up and under.
3 : 23.04 {lHBF} - tribey slides in and takes the mark.
3 : 23.08 {lHBF} - tribey looks downfield.
3 : 23.12 {rW} - Hoofs it forward..
3 : 23.16 {rW} - Straight down the throat of the leading Schulzenfest.
3 : 23.21 {rW} - Nobody's checking Schulzenfest.
3 : 23.25 {lHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
3 : 23.28 {lHFF} - Fred must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
3 : 23.32 {rHBF} - Fred has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 23.37 {C} - Almost a throw to Silent Alarm.
3 : 23.41 {C} - Goes the torp..
3 : 23.45 {C} - Across the face : one behind.
The Roys : 6.7.43
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
3 : 23.53 {FB} - Nobody's checking Portia.
3 : 23.57 {FB} - Handpass to space. mannumpower runs onto it.
3 : 24.01 {rHBF} - He handpasses to Forzaport.
3 : 24.06 {lW} - That kick makes it hard for noobz0r.
3 : 24.1 {lW} - noobz0r misjudges it and it's an easy mark to royboy 29.
3 : 24.14 {rW} - Now royboy 29 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 24.18 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 24.22 {C} - Silent Alarm outbodies spookism and takes the mark.
3 : 24.27 {C} - Silent Alarm to send the ball forward.
3 : 24.3 {C} - Finds Reardo with a handball.
3 : 24.34 {rW} - Handballs over the top to royboy 29.
3 : 24.38 {rW} - Flicks it to Reardo.
3 : 24.43 {lHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
3 : 24.47 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
3 : 24.51 {lHFF} - With the ball is Dicky Fitzwell.
3 : 24.55 {rHFF} - Passes to Cheetah by hand.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
The Roys : 6.7.43
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
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[Noobz0r]

3 : 4.17 {rHFF} - Portia adds a behind to his team's tally.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 11.12.78
3 : 4.25 {FB} - Now Kooka has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 4.29 {FB} - Kooka shoves kickpuncher out of the contest. Free kick paid.
3 : 4.33 {FF} - Now kickpuncher has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 4.37 {FF} - Kooka dives onto his boot.
3 : 4.41 {FB} - Kooka slowing down the play.
3 : 4.46 {lBP} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 4.5 {lBP} - A very good mark to Silent Alarm.
3 : 4.54 {lBP} - Silent Alarm takes off.
3 : 4.58 {lBP} - Where did Jonts come from? Great tackle.
3 : 5.02 {rFP} - Jonts wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 5.06 {rFP} - Jonts wants a goal.
3 : 5.1 {rFP} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 11.13.79
3 : 5.19 {FB} - With the ball is Silent Alarm.
3 : 5.23 {rHBF} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 5.26 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of Fred.
3 : 5.31 {lHFF} - mister marto looks downfield.
3 : 5.35 {lHFF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
3 : 5.39 {lHFF} - That's one of those special goals. Number 2 for mister marto.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 12.13.85

You guys really need to work on your kick outs!

 

[spookism]

Great third quarter. We got this lads!

 

[spookism]

See what happens Freakie when you sleep with my mum?

3 : .59 {C} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to spookism.
3 : 1.03 {C} - spookism reads the kick best and marks well in front of Freakie.
3 : 1.07 {C} - With the ball is spookism.

3 : 6 {C} - Sees spookism out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 6.04 {C} - spookism outbodies Freakie and takes an easy mark in the end.
3 : 6.08 {C} - spookism looks downfield.

Also, this

3 : 9.01 {C} - The ball is bounced and Crazy_Big_Al gets the tap.
3 : 9.09 {C} - The bounce favours spookism and he is off and running.
3 : 9.13 {C} - spookism takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 9.18 {CHF} - Another bounce taken by spookism.
3 : 9.22 {CHF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it... DON'T TELL ME....
3 : 9.26 {CHF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
The Roys : 5.3.33
Alberton Swamprats : 15.13.103

 

[boncer34]

4 : 25 {C} - Cheetah from just outside the fifty ...
4 : .06 {C} - The umpires are checking if that shaved the post... and signal the affirmative..
The Roys : 6.8.44
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
4 : .1 {C} - The ball is bounced and pantskyle gets the tap.
4 : .18 {C} - Running with the ball is fitzroybulldog.
4 : .22 {C} - Hands it off to Reardo.
4 : .26 {C} - Reardo has a bounce.
4 : .3 {lW} - Finds 3KZ Is Football with a handball.
4 : .34 {lW} - Hands it off to pantskyle.
4 : .38 {rHFF} - A worm burner to Cheetah.
4 : .43 {rHFF} - Too long for Cheetah and tribey marks.
4 : .46 {lHBF} - tribey with all the time in the world.
4 : .51 {C} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : .55 {C} - Silent Alarm intercepts the kick and marks.
4 : .59 {lW} - A bit of space for 3KZ Is Football to utilise.
4 : 1.03 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football has a bounce.
4 : 1.07 {rHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 1.12 {rHFF} - Cheetah takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
4 : 1.15 {rHFF} - Cheetah looking for a lead.
4 : 1.19 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to fitzroybulldog.
4 : 1.23 {rHFF} - fitzroybulldog kicks under pressure but there's too much on it. Out on the full.
4 : 1.28 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking tribey.
4 : 1.32 {lHBF} - Great tackle on tribey.
4 : 1.36 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 1.4 {lHFF} - Forzaport gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
4 : 1.45 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking Forzaport.
4 : 1.48 {lHBF} - He handpasses to tribey.
4 : 1.52 {CHB} - A short kick to Spadge.
4 : 1.57 {CHB} - Broken claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 2.01 {CHB} - Spadge picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 2.07 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 2.11 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 2.15 {C} - The kick seeks out spookism.
4 : 2.19 {C} - spookism can't take it.
4 : 2.24 {C} - Taking the ball is spookism.
4 : 2.28 {C} - Huge bump by Silent Alarm on spookism.
4 : 2.32 {C} - Silent Alarm scoops up the ball.
4 : 2.35 {lHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Dicky Fitzwell.
4 : 2.4 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwellaleunko!.
4 : 2.44 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 2.48 - <<< Nivek48 is coming on to replace El_scorcho >>>
4 : 2.57 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell has it.
4 : 3.01 {lHFF} - Forzaport might be short but no there was no excuse for that tackle by Dicky Fitzwell.
4 : 3.05 {lHBF} - tribey to send the ball forward.
4 : 3.09 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to Forzaport.
4 : 3.13 {rHBF} - Great tackle by Dicky Fitzwell.
4 : 3.17 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Cheetah.
4 : 3.21 {lFP} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 3.25 {lFP} - Ed_Gein can't take it.
4 : 3.3 {rBP} - SwampRat wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 3.34 {rBP} - A lookaway handpass to Member of One PAFC.
4 : 3.38 {rBP} - Member of One PAFC didn't make an effort and is penalised.
4 : 3.42 {lFP} - Ed_Gein has it.
4 : 3.46 {lFP} - Ed_Gein trying to put his stamp on the game.
4 : 3.5 {lFP} - That's a terrible miss.
The Roys : 6.9.45
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
4 : 3.58 {FB} - So SwampRat ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 4.03 {FB} - Passes to Crazy_Big_Al by hand.
4 : 4.07 {FB} - Handpass over the shoulder to mannumpower.
4 : 4.13 {lBP} - He elects to use Nivek48 and kicks in that direction.
4 : 4.17 {lBP} - Good grab Nivek48.
4 : 4.21 {lBP} - Nivek48 looking for a lead.
4 : 4.25 {rBP} - He kicks across the ground towards SwampRat.
4 : 4.29 {rBP} - SwampRat stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
4 : 4.33 {rBP} - SwampRat to send the ball forward.
4 : 4.37 {lHBF} - Kicks in the direction of tribey.
4 : 4.41 {lHBF} - Over the back of the pack comes tribey and plucks it out.
4 : 4.46 {lHBF} - With the ball is tribey.
4 : 4.5 {CHB} - He kicks sideways towards Spadge.
4 : 4.54 {CHB} - Spadge can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 4.58 {CHB} - Now Spadge has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 5.02 {lHBF} - Spears a kick towards tribey.
4 : 5.06 {lHBF} - Cheetah gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 5.1 {lHBF} - tribey looking for a lead.
4 : 5.15 {lW} - An underground handpass to mannumpower.
4 : 5.19 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards Schulzenfest.
4 : 5.23 {rW} - Poor option and 3KZ Is Football makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
4 : 5.26 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football looks downfield.
4 : 5.31 {CHF} - The kick seeks out Broken.
4 : 5.35 {CHF} - Spadge did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 5.39 {CHF} - Broken takes them on.
4 : 5.43 {CHF} - Open goal!.
4 : 5.48 {CHF} - Broken is usually a beautiful kick for goal but he's shanked that.
The Roys : 6.10.46
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
4 : 5.55 {FB} - Now Portia has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 6 {FB} - He gets a handpass to Member of One PAFC.
4 : 6.04 {rBP} - Long handpass to the running SwampRat.
4 : 6.08 {rBP} - A quick handpass to Crazy_Big_Al.
4 : 6.12 {rBP} - fitzroybulldog rides Crazy_Big_Al into the ground.
4 : 6.18 {lFP} - Ed_Gein sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 6.22 {lFP} - Ed_Gein has a shot at goal.
4 : 6.26 {lFP} - Ed_Gein's kick slams into the left-hand post.
The Roys : 6.11.47
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
4 : 6.35 {FB} - Now SwampRat has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 6.39 {rHBF} - He sees a lead by Forzaport and kicks in that direction.
4 : 6.43 {rHBF} - Forzaport misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Dicky Fitzwell.
4 : 6.47 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell looking for a lead.
4 : 6.51 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 6.55 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Reardo.
4 : 7 {lHFF} - Reardo has time to take a bounce.
4 : 7.04 {rFP} - A measured kick to royboy2.
4 : 7.08 {rFP} - Nivek48 claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 7.12 {FB} - Nobody's checking Portia.
4 : 7.16 {lBP} - A lookaway handpass to Nivek48.
4 : 7.2 {lBP} - Hands it off to Crazy_Big_Al.
4 : 7.24 {CHB} - Spadge presents.
4 : 7.28 {CHB} - Poor effort from Spadge and Broken takes the mark.
4 : 7.33 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell takes off.
4 : 7.37 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell has time to take a bounce.
4 : 7.41 {CHF} - He involves Broken in the play.
4 : 7.45 {CHF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 7.49 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 7.53 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 7.57 {rHBF} - Forzaport looking for a lead.
4 : 8.01 {rHBF} - Dicky Fitzwell drags Forzaport down beautifully.
4 : 8.06 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 8.1 {CHF} - He involves Broken in the play.
4 : 8.14 {lFP} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 8.18 {lFP} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by SwampRat.
4 : 8.24 {rBP} - SwampRat with the ball now.
4 : 8.28 {CHB} - He rewards the Spadge lead.
4 : 8.32 {CHB} - Spadge takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
4 : 8.36 {CHB} - So Spadge ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 8.4 {CHB} - Someone call a dentist. Spadge has run into Broken and is hurting.
4 : 8.45 {CHF} - Broken slowing down the play.
4 : 8.49 {FF} - He spots an option and kicks to Killer.
4 : 8.53 {FF} - But Portia is standing in the way and marks.
4 : 8.57 {FB} - Portia is now off and running.
4 : 9.01 {lBP} - Long handpass to the running Nivek48.
4 : 9.05 {lBP} - Passes to mannumpower by hand.
4 : 9.09 {lBP} - A quick handpass to Crazy_Big_Al.
4 : 9.13 {rHBF} - Forzaport presents on a long lead.
4 : 9.18 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 9.22 {lHFF} - Dicky Fitzwell weaves through the congestion.
4 : 9.26 {rFP} - royboy2 makes an offer.
4 : 9.3 {rFP} - Nivek48 gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 9.34 {lBP} - With the ball is Nivek48.
4 : 9.38 {FB} - He tries to find Portia with a chip pass.
4 : 9.42 {FB} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Killer.
4 : 9.46 {lFP} - Ed_Gein has possession.
4 : 9.51 {lFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 9.55 {lFP} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
The Roys : 7.11.53
Alberton Swamprats : 15.17.107
4 : 9.59 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
4 : 10.07 {lW} - noobz0r has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 10.11 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Crazy_Big_Al.
4 : 10.15 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to mannumpower.
4 : 10.19 {CHF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 10.23 {CHF} - Macca19 is the target but he's outplayed by Mobbenfuhrer.
4 : 10.3 {CHB} - Mobbenfuhrer breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 10.34 {CHB} - Mobbenfuhrer has a bounce.
4 : 10.38 {CHB} - Hands it off to fitzroybulldog.
4 : 10.42 {lW} - A mongrel punt in the direction of 3KZ Is Football.
4 : 10.46 {lW} - Poor effort from 3KZ Is Football and Schulzenfest takes the mark.
4 : 10.51 {rW} - Schulzenfest breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 10.55 {rW} - That looks pretty close ....
4 : 10.58 {rW} - Punched through for a point.
The Roys : 7.11.53
Alberton Swamprats : 15.18.108
4 : 11.07 {FB} - Kooka with the ball now.
4 : 11.11 {lHBF} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 11.15 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! takes a pearler.
4 : 11.19 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 11.23 {lHBF} - He handpasses to fitzroybulldog.
4 : 11.27 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to Reardo.
4 : 11.31 {CHB} - He transfers play using Mobbenfuhrer.
4 : 11.36 {CHB} - Macca19 was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
4 : 11.4 {lHFF} - mister marto has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 11.44 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 11.48 {lHFF} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
4 : 11.52 {lHFF} - mannumpower's kick slams into the right goal post.
The Roys : 7.11.53
Alberton Swamprats : 15.19.109
4 : 12 {FB} - Kooka to send the ball forward.
4 : 12.04 {FB} - He gets a handpass to pantskyle.
4 : 12.08 {lBP} - Passes to Slax by hand.
4 : 12.13 {FB} - Spears a kick towards Kooka.
4 : 12.17 {FB} - Kooka takes the mark on the second attempt.
4 : 12.21 {FB} - The ball is now with Kooka.
4 : 12.25 {FB} - Quick hands to fitzroybulldog.
4 : 12.3 {rHBF} - He sees a lead by Fred and kicks in that direction.
4 : 12.36 {rHBF} - mister marto drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 12.4 {lHFF} - mister marto signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 12.43 {rHFF} - Ford Fairlane screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 12.48 {rHFF} - Poor option and Carn The Roys ! makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
4 : 12.52 {rHBF} - Fred has it.
4 : 12.56 {C} - Searching pass in the direction of Silent Alarm.
4 : 13 {C} - Spoilt by spookism.
4 : 13.04 {C} - Silent Alarm sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 13.08 {C} - Fires out the handpass to pantskyle.
4 : 13.13 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to Reardo.
4 : 13.16 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 13.21 {lW} - But in the way is Schulzenfest.
4 : 13.25 {rW} - Schulzenfest with a little space.
4 : 13.29 {lW} - Quick hands to noobz0r under pressure.
4 : 13.33 {lW} - At least fifty-five metres out.
4 : 13.37 {lW} - That's a handy goal at this stage.
The Roys : 7.11.53
Alberton Swamprats : 16.19.115
4 : 13.41 {C} - Big tap from Crazy_Big_Al.
4 : 13.49 {lW} - noobz0r streaming down the ground.
4 : 13.53 {C} - Handballs over the top to spookism.
4 : 13.58 {C} - spookism has time to take a bounce.
4 : 14.02 {rHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 14.06 {rHFF} - Carn The Roys ! gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 14.1 {rHFF} - Ford Fairlane looks downfield.
4 : 14.15 {lHFF} - He tries to find mister marto with a chip pass.
4 : 14.18 {lHFF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 14.22 {rHBF} - Fred through heavy traffic.
4 : 14.26 {lHBF} - He elects to use Carn The Roys ! and kicks in that direction.
4 : 14.31 {lHBF} - Spoilt by Ford Fairlane.
4 : 14.37 {rHFF} - Ford Fairlane has a paddock.
4 : 14.41 {rHFF} - Handpasses to Crazy_Big_Al.
4 : 14.45 {rHFF} - Huge bump by fitzroybulldog on Crazy_Big_Al.
4 : 14.49 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 14.53 {rHBF} - An underground handpass to Fred.
4 : 14.58 {rHBF} - fitzroybulldog on the end of this.
4 : 15.02 {lHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 15.06 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! is the target but he's outplayed by Ford Fairlane.
4 : 15.1 {rHFF} - A bit of space for Ford Fairlane to utilise.
4 : 15.14 {CHF} - He handpasses to Macca19.
4 : 15.18 {CHF} - Flicks it to Crazy_Big_Al.
4 : 15.22 {CHF} - Crazy_Big_Al sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 15.26 {rFP} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 15.31 {rFP} - The ball drops short of Jonts.
4 : 15.35 {rFP} - Jonts threads his way through traffic.
4 : 15.38 {rFP} - He has a shot from nowhere.
4 : 15.43 {rFP} - Straight through the centre.
The Roys : 7.11.53
Alberton Swamprats : 17.19.121

 

[Freakie]

See what happens Freakie when you sleep with my mum?






Also, this

She was s**t.

 

[boncer34]

4 : 15.47 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
4 : 15.55 {rW} - Member of One PAFC with the ball now.
4 : 16 {CHF} - Kicks to a contest - Macca19 looks to get to thre front.
4 : 16.04 {CHF} - Big mark by Mobbenfuhrer!.
4 : 16.08 {CHB} - Mobbenfuhrer fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 16.12 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to flea29.
4 : 16.16 {FB} - A slick handpass goes to Kooka.
4 : 16.2 {rBP} - Sees flea29 out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 16.24 {rBP} - Howzat? Great mark to flea29 at full stretch to his left.
4 : 16.28 {rBP} - flea29 with the ball now.
4 : 16.32 {lHBF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 16.37 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! stands tall in the pack and takes the mark..
4 : 16.43 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! looking for a lead.
4 : 16.47 {lW} - Huge handpass to 3KZ Is Football. As good as a kick.
4 : 16.51 {lW} - Quick hands to pantskyle.
4 : 16.55 {lW} - Smashed by Member of One PAFC.
4 : 16.59 {lW} - noobz0r hits the ground running.
4 : 17.03 {CHF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Macca19.
4 : 17.07 {CHF} - Macca19 can't take it.
4 : 17.12 {CHF} - Macca19 scoops up the ball.
4 : 17.16 {lFP} - PowerKat makes an offer.
4 : 17.2 {lFP} - Spoilt by flea29.
4 : 17.23 {rBP} - flea29 breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 17.28 {CHB} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Mobbenfuhrer.
4 : 17.32 {CHB} - Macca19 rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 17.36 {lHFF} - mister marto takes off.
4 : 17.4 {lHFF} - mister marto seems to like his chances ....
4 : 17.45 {lHFF} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
The Roys : 7.11.53
Alberton Swamprats : 17.20.122
4 : 17.53 {FB} - Nobody's checking Kooka.
4 : 17.57 {rHBF} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 18.01 {rHBF} - mister marto claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 18.05 {CHF} - Macca19 has possession.
4 : 18.09 {CHF} - Crackerjack bump by Mobbenfuhrer on Macca19.
4 : 18.13 {CHB} - The ball is now with Mobbenfuhrer.
4 : 18.17 - <<< FattyLumpkin is coming on to replace royboy 29 >>>
4 : 18.25 {CHB} - Mobbenfuhrer wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 18.3 {CHB} - fitzroybulldog runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 18.34 {CHB} - Crazy_Big_Al has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
4 : 18.38 {CHF} - Macca19 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 18.42 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Ford Fairlane.
4 : 18.48 {rHFF} - Ford Fairlane attacks the goalface.
4 : 18.52 {rHFF} - Just shaves the post - one behind to Ford Fairlane.
The Roys : 7.11.53
Alberton Swamprats : 17.21.123
4 : 19.01 {FB} - Kooka wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.05 {CHB} - Almost a throw to Reardo.
4 : 19.09 {CHB} - Reardo has a bounce.
4 : 19.13 {lW} - He sends the ball to 3KZ Is Football.
4 : 19.17 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football gets too far under the ball.
4 : 19.21 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 19.25 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to pantskyle.
4 : 19.3 {lHFF} - Flicks it to Dicky Fitzwell.
4 : 19.34 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Reardo runs onto it.
4 : 19.38 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but Dicky Fitzwell is up to the challenge.
4 : 19.42 {FF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Killer.
4 : 19.46 {FF} - Killer uses Portia as a stepladder. Great mark.
4 : 19.5 {FF} - The ball is now with Killer.
4 : 19.54 {FF} - Ohhr you can't shove 'em in the back like that.
4 : 19.58 {FB} - Portia has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 20.02 {FB} - Portia has a bounce.
4 : 20.07 {lHBF} - Long raking kick in the direction of tribey.
4 : 20.11 {lHBF} - tribey gets too far under the ball.
4 : 20.15 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is tribey.
4 : 20.19 {rW} - Kicks to a contest - Schulzenfest looks to get to thre front.
4 : 20.23 {rW} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of 3KZ Is Football.
4 : 20.27 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football takes them on.
4 : 20.31 {lW} - Rough tackle. 3KZ Is Football might be having a holiday next week.
4 : 20.36 {rW} - Now Schulzenfest has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 20.4 {lW} - He involves noobz0r in the play.
4 : 20.44 {lW} - Handballs over the top to Crazy_Big_Al.
4 : 20.48 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 20.54 {C} - He transfers play using spookism.
4 : 20.58 {C} - Silent Alarm claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 21.02 {C} - spookism takes them on.
4 : 21.06 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 21.1 {lW} - The ball spills free.
4 : 21.15 {lW} - Not enough pressure on noobz0r.
4 : 21.19 {CHF} - A long pass towards Macca19.
4 : 21.23 {CHF} - Macca19 slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Mobbenfuhrer.
4 : 21.27 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! looking for a lead.
4 : 21.31 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 21.35 {CHB} - Spears a kick towards Mobbenfuhrer.
4 : 21.39 {CHB} - Macca19 drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 21.43 {CHF} - Macca19 takes them on.
4 : 21.47 {FF} - A kick towards kickpuncher territory.
4 : 21.52 {FF} - Up goes kickpuncher.
4 : 21.56 {FF} - kickpuncher slowing down the play.
4 : 22 {FF} - kickpuncher steadies himself and has a shot ....
4 : 22.04 {FF} - Across the face : one behind.
The Roys : 7.11.53
Alberton Swamprats : 17.22.124
4 : 22.12 {FB} - Slax looking for a lead.
4 : 22.16 {rBP} - Flicks it to flea29.
4 : 22.21 {lHBF} - A long pass towards Carn The Roys !.
4 : 22.25 {lHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 22.29 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Ford Fairlane.
4 : 22.33 {CHF} - A wild kick laterally towards Macca19.
4 : 22.37 {CHF} - Mobbenfuhrer did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 22.41 {CHB} - Mobbenfuhrer sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 22.45 {lW} - 3KZ Is Football takes off on a lead.
4 : 22.49 {lW} - Too long for 3KZ Is Football and Schulzenfest marks.
4 : 22.53 {lW} - Now noobz0r has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 23 {C} - Handballs over the top to spookism.
4 : 23.04 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to Macca19.
4 : 23.08 {CHF} - Great bump by Mobbenfuhrer. Macca19 has not moved.
4 : 23.12 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! with the ball now.
4 : 23.16 {CHB} - Handpass to space. Mobbenfuhrer runs onto it.
4 : 23.21 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to pantskyle.
4 : 23.25 {rHBF} - He handpasses to Fred.
4 : 23.28 {rHBF} - Watch out! Oh! mister marto has laid Fred out flat.
4 : 23.32 {lHFF} - mister marto with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 23.37 {FF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 23.41 {FF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Kooka.
4 : 23.45 {FB} - Kooka threads his way through traffic.
4 : 23.49 {FB} - Kooka is tackled beautifully by kickpuncher.
4 : 23.53 {FF} - Its hard and tough but kickpuncher wins possession.
4 : 23.57 {FF} - There's a push-out.
4 : 24.01 {FB} - Kooka to send the ball forward.
4 : 24.06 - <<< Freakie is coming on to replace royboy2 >>>
4 : 24.14 {FB} - So Kooka ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 24.18 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 24.22 {lHBF} - The kick seeks out Carn The Roys !.
4 : 24.27 {lHBF} - Carn The Roys ! is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 24.3 {rHFF} - Ford Fairlane signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 24.34 {rHFF} - Ford Fairlane has wild shot at goal.
4 : 24.38 {rHFF} - The umpires are checking if that shaved the post... and signal the affirmative..
The Roys : 7.11.53
Alberton Swamprats : 17.23.125
4 : 24.47 {FB} - Now Slax has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.51 {FB} - Slax dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 24.55 {lBP} - Passes to fitzroybulldog by hand.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
The Roys : 7.11.53
Alberton Swamprats : 17.23.125
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Match Over!