Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 3 - Gumbies FFC vs Sin City Swamprats @ House of Gumby

[philreich]

Flattery will get you nowhere.... except my pants.

I love this kid......

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Ant Penis?

Microscopic???

 

[BLERN]

Twin brother

You lucky dog Ant Bear

Now that its known your my twin brother the ladies will be throwing themselves at you

 

[DERO]

Microscopic???

very, very small and insignificant I would have thought.

 

[StFly]

Microscopic???

No you can see it visually with a camera, only query is mobile or immobile, since in most instances the female moves around because you know, tiny.

I imagine ant bear will come up with more facts why no one finds enjoyment in his embrace.

 

[BRAB]

Flattery will get you nowhere.... except my pants.

Join the gumbies mate, play with myself and Jivs.

 

[BRAB]

Really? I thought the soulless bastard didn't breathe?

BRAB is it true you're the Bradd Dalziell of the Gumbies?

Don't s**t talk Dalziell or we'll have problems, kiddo.

 

[I Dont Care]

Join the gumbies mate, play with myself and Jivs.

The sexual innuendo here is telling

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Ant Bear is still a squib.

Hi BRAB!

Hope you are well mate.

 

[Firestarter]

The sexual innuendo here is telling

In-your-endo... huhuhuhuhuhuh

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Come on GTG, time to move on: it's a bit late to be crying over spilt Millky.

Neevvvvvvaaaaahhhhhh

 

[sportsmaniac89]

In-your-endo... huhuhuhuhuhuh

 

[GotTheGoodes]

gumbies sign Andrew 'the enforcer' Gaff on a 1 match - $1million contract

After Haro's done with you you're gonna need all the Gaff-a tape you can muster BLERN...

SarahSmiles

 

[Firestarter]

It's not one I keep in my back pocket.

... huhuh.

 

[Jivlain]

Join the gumbies mate, play with myself and Jivs.

We're much more fun and bendable. Every tried bending a swamprat? They don't really unbend well afterwards. Whereas Gumbies, we can easily reform into our proper shape or maybe a different one if we feel like it.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

We're much more fun and bendable. Every tried bending a swamprat? They don't really unbend well afterwards. Whereas Gumbies, we can easily reform into our proper shape or maybe a different one if we feel like it.

Ahem....

Who the f**k are you?

(Am I doing this right BRAB??)

 

[BLERN]

After Haro's done with you you're gonna need all the Gaff-a tape you can muster BLERN...

SarahSmiles

Well according to the eagles QC we are going to need to wait 3 years before we can use gaff for that 1 gazme. Thats 6 seasons away. Prepare yourselves

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Ant Bear

please don-t resim if you lose this time. It's pretty average.

But.... but.... how do we get on a roll and end up in another Grand Final?!

 

[Jivlain]

Ahem....

Who the f**k are you?

(Am I doing this right BRAB??)

Bugger if I know, some guy I think. Apparently I play forward now? I know right, it surprised me too.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Ant Penis?

Would you like fries with that?

 

[DERO]

Would you like fries with that?

I'd normally take Ant Penis with green leafy vegetables and a nice chianti.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

But.... but.... how do we get on a roll and end up in another Grand Final?!

Easy, we just win the first time and leave them wallowing

 

[philreich]

 

[DERO]

Easy, we just win the first time and leave them wallowing

And we all know what happens when you don't win!

Uncle Fart Bear will re-sim it!

 

[StFly]

But.... but.... how do we get on a roll and end up in another Grand Final?!

Easy, brief Gumby history.

Won nothing, no flag no spoon.
Got spoon.
Got flag next season.
Decided to listen to SFA and change to Wolves.
Got spoon.
No flag, as no longer Gumbies.
Changed back to Gumbies.
Spoon last season.

Easy as piss, jump on board this season, GF win, leave next season for the Demons, Dragons, or other mob who need us to show them how to do things properly.

Profit.