Official Match Thread Season 28 Rd 12 - Sin City Swamprats vs Gold City Royals at Underground Stadium

[Far Kern]

Ok fine I'll do some output.

JoshWoodenSpoon is getting close based on the just held bullshit game. Many, many lols.

But you are the best.

 

[RelaxMax]

Yeah ner ner

Take that Mr JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[McEvoy]

I’ve got plovers nesting about 40 metres from the house. Bastards got real close when I was throwing stuff on the soon to be bonfire earlier.

That means that the eggs will hatch soon.

Is it ethical to armour up and go belt the crap out of the eggs?

If I let them hatch they will all run off somewhere within a couple of weeks. On the other hand, if I let that happen they’ll keep coming back.

No.

 

[Far Kern]

No.

Holy crap. I really wasn’t expecting the only answer to be from you.

Alright, if I hear them screaming at night I’ll come out screaming louder...

 

[Firestarter]

Holy crap. I really wasn’t expecting the only answer to be from you.

Alright, if I hear them screaming at night I’ll come out screaming louder...

I don't plan on letting you sleep.

 

[McEvoy]

Holy crap. I really wasn’t expecting the only answer to be from you.

Alright, if I hear them screaming at night I’ll come out screaming louder...

Show some humanity Far Kern. Or else.

 

[RelaxMax]

No.

Mac!!! Haven't seen you around much lately

(could be because I type with my eyes closed)

 

[Far Kern]

Show some humanity Far Kern. Or else.

Have you seen how big the spikes on their wings are? They’re friggen dangerous.

But I asked for a reason and I’m glad that it was you that answered. I’ll defend them if needed.

 

[McEvoy]

Mac!!! Haven't seen you around much lately

(could be because I type with my eyes closed)

Bragger! I type with my index fingers

Nice to see you didn't retire

 

[McEvoy]

Have you seen how big the spikes on their wings are? They’re friggen dangerous.

But I asked for a reason and I’m glad that it was you that answered. I’ll defend them if needed.

You hit a nerve FK.

A week ago I was shouting at a kid for terrorising the plovers that nest opposite my place and printing off legislation for his dumb as dogshit parents.

 

[RelaxMax]

Bragger! I type with my index fingers

Nice to see you didn't retire

Shoulda quit while I was ahead

 

[McEvoy]

Shoulda quit while I was ahead

No way! This place needs you!

 

[Far Kern]

You hit a nerve FK.

A week ago I was shouting at a kid for terrorising the plovers that nest opposite my place and printing off legislation for his dumb as dogshit parents.

Maxi you can tell me off whenever you want.

I swear that I am totally cool with all of the animals here until THEY cause harm. Plus, one thing that I have come to understand is that the rules in NSW are very different to the rest of Australia.

I’ll be nice. I’ll listen to you and if I hear them scream I’ll come out and protect them.

 

[pantskyle]

JoshWoodenSpoon is getting close based on the just held bullshit game. Many, many lols.

But you are the best.

Unsure what you're talking about. If it wasn't about me I'm not aware of it.

 

[Firestarter]

Shoulda quit while I was ahead

Where is the rest of your body?

 

[GreyCrow]

Ok now let's have an argument about The Machinations or James Freud

I think you're out of touch

 

[Firestarter]

I think you're out of touch

Thanks, Oates.

 

[Far Kern]

Thanks, Oates.

This sounds juicy. What do you know?

 

[HawkPatrol]

Stop reminding me of this shittrain of the last 10 days.

I'm sorry but it's going to last for at least 4 more days.

 

[GreyCrow]

Thanks, Oates.

No probs Darryl

 

[Far Kern]

I'm sorry but it's going to last for at least 4 more days.

Well it could last right up until not making a dumb trade during the draft.

 

[jackster83]

Show some humanity Far Kern. Or else.

Far Kern can't help it if he hates birds.

 

[McEvoy]

Far Kern can't help it if he hates birds.

Spoiler alert




The bird wins ...

 

[Firestarter]

I'm sorry but it's going to last for at least 4 more days.

****ing trade period.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Well I only campaign against Essendon supporters. But I didn't think that counted

It worked! Great work...