Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 11 - Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors @ House of Gumby

[TheInjuryFactory]

zackah (2023, colourised)

Last seen drunkenly 'attached' to the Whore Tree. 50/50 chance to make the team bus out to Gumbania this arvo at this rate.

 

[Mop]

Last seen drunkenly 'attached' to the Whore Tree. 50/50 chance to make the team bus out to Gumbania this arvo at this rate.

Better get the reserves lubricated

 

[Chat Pile]

¡!GAMEDAY!¡​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Better get the reserves lubricated

The Prospects are so well lubed they've slid all the way down the bottom of the SPAM FL ladder.

 

[Mop]

The Prospects are so well lubed they've slid all the way down the bottom of the SPAM FL ladder.

Oh.
Apply the delubricant.

AKA Water

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

¡!GAMEDAY!¡​

 

[cats_09]

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Hey, Mr. Dutton, how many wins have the Prospects gotten since Round 5?

Since Round 5 you say?

Coney Island Prospects | Official Team Sheet
Round 6 v Gold City Paupers at The Golden Throne


B: Moo / BigJoeD_ / Benwah83
HB: CursingFijian / dank420_ / Packedlunch
C: harry000 / candiehappy / leobarryustar
HF: OrdinaryJoel / Frankston Rover / Snuffaluphagus
F: Morganashlee / BEEG / Smoooothy
FOLL: The Half Back / RelaxMax / Lord_Flashheart

INT: craffles / Ambrose Burnside


Changes
DragoDelph C > OUT
candiehappy OUT > C
Ajax W > OUT
harry000 OUT > W
Swan HBF > OUT
Packedlunch OUT > HBF
craffles FF > INT
BEEG INT > FF
Mercy HFF > OUT
RelaxMax OUT > RR
Cleon INT > OUT
Morganashlee OUT > FP
Ambrose Burnside FP > INT
Raveneyes RR > OUT
OrdinaryJoel OUT > HFF
Frankston Rover CHF > Ro
Lord_Flashheart Ro > CHF​

Kennedy Parker... 🅲 🅾 🅽 🆂 🅿 🅸 🆁 🅰 🅲 🆈

 

[Wosh]

Last seen drunkenly 'attached' to the Whore Tree. 50/50 chance to make the team bus out to Gumbania this arvo at this rate.

zackah ’s arse has become flubbery since he’s back at Coney. Train him harder, even a starving shark wouldn’t touch that.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Hoping I have a better game than last week!

(Death stares at the sim)

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Paging Mr Barrybran

 

[beez]

Hey, Mr. Dutton, how many wins have the Prospects gotten since Round 5?
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You could say they play like a pack of spuds.

 

[Barrybran]

Paging Mr Barrybran

Looks more Matt Berry than Barry Gibb

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Looks more Matt Berry than Barry Gibb

Timberlake a helluva Robin tho.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Listen up Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG CursingFijian Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah it's game day once again. Conditions are warm and the opposition will literally melt, so don't step in the puddles and you'll be Jack Sam & Pete.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Listen up Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG CursingFijian Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah it's game day once again. Conditions are warm and the opposition will literally melt, so don't step in the puddles and you'll be Jack Sam & Pete.

Yeah but will we be in 3D?

 

[nobbyiscool]

I hope the coach remembers what I said about if I'm benched again

 

[Barrybran]

I hope the coach remembers what I said about if I'm benched again

What did you say?

 

[Agent93]

The style of singing from musicians like Vanessa Amarossi and Jason Derulo sounds like absolute s**t. I'm not even sure if it's got a name for it but it's when they fluctuate their vocals. How did this become aesthetically pleasing?

Death metal vocals are beautiful

Vocal riffing or runs.

 

[FootyGuy13]

I hope the coach remembers what I said about if I'm benched again

Was this you driving to their house to break their kneecaps?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[Tonga Bob]

Was this you driving to their house to break their kneecaps?

Our coach would kneecap you then say you're benched, and when you ask why they'll say "because you have no kneecaps".

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Our coach would kneecap you then say you're fired, and when you ask why they'll say "because you have no kneecaps".

FTFY

 

[Tonga Bob]

FTFY

Yeah fair shout, and speaking of firing it reminded me of that Bill Hicks sketch about Jack Palance.

 

[Mop]

Was this you driving to their house to break their kneecaps?

Old mate Noddy is booking it