Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 12 - Coney Island Warriors v Dragons FFC @ Van Cordlandt Park

[King Tenz]

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I'm like 90 percent sure it does but I ain't fact checking it. Wrote it up in 2 minutes for the post game.

Have a good one Spud.

 

[SBYM]

Fun Coney IsLand Warrior Facts!

The Dragons have beaten them in 13 of the last 15 games.

The Warriors have only won ONE game in that time!

The Dragons have one 7 game winning streak in that run of 15 games and are currently on an unbeaten game streak of 7 (6 wins and a Draw) against the Warriors.

The Warriors have never beaten the Dragons in finals.
The Warriors have not beaten the Dragons since Season 30.

Conclusion: The Dragons are a superior organisation.

Thank you for listening to my Tenz Talk.

Yeah...well...

Dragons is an anagram for R Gonads.

 

[serial_thrilla]

My end of season fate revealed:

Yes. The Phoenix are trash.

 

[spudmaster]

I'm like 90 percent sure it does but I ain't fact checking it. Wrote it up in 2 minutes for the post game.

Have a good one Spud.

Haha na you'd be right mate. I was coming at it from the "in a 50/50 match, we should have more wins!" angle. You're a thorn in our side, no doubt about it!

 

[King Tenz]

Haha na you'd be right mate. I was coming at it from the "in a 50/50 match, we should have more wins!" angle. You're a thorn in our side, no doubt about it!

It is actually wild though mate.

Odds of you winning 1 time out of 15 would be incredibly low.

 

[toxic]

30% game time

May the SIM burn in its own electronic acid sweat

 

[spudmaster]

It is actually wild though mate.

Odds of you winning 1 time out of 15 would be incredibly low.

Getting into Kennett-curse territory

 

[Tonga Bob]

GG Dragons, thanks for stopping by this week. It was worth the price of admission. Seems both sides of our coin still have a tail on it, such are the vagaries of a random simulation.

Onwards and upwards Wazzas, can't have 102 point victories every week.

philreich.

 

[Dinsdale]

Gee thanks philreich you turdburger for posting such simhousery, I used to like you. :

Dragbums, you also suck. :

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

CIW SENIORS Vs DRA SENIORS
CIW               4    0        8    2        10   6        13   8    86      
DRA               5    4        8    5        13   7        15   9    99      
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  DRA         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Mofra       0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10  Supersuns    0  5  1  6  0  0  0  0  0   30
SBYM        0  4  1  3  0  0  2  0  0   15  T2B_         0  10 7  5  0  0  1  0  0   58
Agent93     0  5  3  8  2  0  0  2  0   60  BringBackT   0  3  5  11 1  0  3  0  0   41
spudmaster  0  8  3  8  0  0  0  0  0   49  Ligma        0  9  1  9  3  0  0  0  0   60
Dinsdale    0  9  5  10 1  0  0  0  0   66  big_icky     0  4  6  11 4  0  2  0  0   62
CursingFij  0  13 5  7  5  1  0  0  0   89  DJ75         0  5  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   27
FootyGuy13  0  9  2  8  1  2  1  0  0   52  Chief        0  5  5  6  2  0  0  0  0   50
Purple7x08  0  7  3  5  0  0  1  0  0   37  DragoDelph   0  8  4  10 3  0  0  0  0   68
Ocha905     0  6  2  13 0  0  0  0  1   51  King Tenz    0  10 7  11 1  0  0  1  0   83
zackah      0  12 4  8  1  1  2  0  0   63  prpl_jss     0  6  4  8  2  0  2  0  1   49
Reginald P  0  5  3  5  2  1  0  2  0   55  Pie 4 Life   0  3  1  3  0  0  1  2  0   27
Freofalcon  0  7  5  6  1  1  1  0  1   51  Drizzy       0  11 6  10 0  1  0  1  3   81
Piggy Smal  0  1  0  1  0  0  0  1  0   11  Strigoi      6  8  0  3  1  2  1  1  1   46
The Filth   0  4  1  0  1  1  1  2  2   31  Phenomenal   0  8  2  0  1  0  1  6  2   69
TubbsFarqu  0  2  0  1  0  1  0  0  2   11  Greenery     0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9
pantskyle   13 15 0  13 3  0  1  3  1  112  serial_thr   7  14 2  13 2  2  1  1  0   94
Tonga Bob   0  5  0  13 8  4  0  1  1   84  Ljp86        0  11 0  17 4  3  0  0  0   86
TheInjuryF  0  9  0  8  6  5  2  2  0   78  Bradesmaen   0  7  0  14 7  3  4  2  1   81
toxic       0  2  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    8  Hatchy1992   0  3  6  5  1  0  1  0  1   39
Moo         0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Blaze Stor   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

            CIW   DRA
Hitouts   : 13   13
Kicks     : 125  131
Marks     : 37   59
Handballs : 120  145
Tackles   : 31   32
Frees For : 17   11
Frees Ag. : 11   17
Smothers  : 0    1
Ironouts  : 7    7
Inside50  : 24   18
Goals     : 13   15
Behinds   : 8    9

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.15 - Goal to Greenery (DRA) - DRA by 6 point(s).
1.44 - Behind to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 7 point(s).
2.19 - Goal to King Tenz (DRA) - DRA by 13 point(s).
6.39 - Goal to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - DRA by 7 point(s).
7.16 - Behind to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 8 point(s).
8.24 - Behind to PhenomenalV1 (DRA) - DRA by 9 point(s).
11.07 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 15 point(s).
12.36 - Goal to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 21 point(s).
13.25 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (DRA) - DRA by 27 point(s).
14.02 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - DRA by 21 point(s).
15.51 - Behind to prpl_jss (DRA) - DRA by 22 point(s).
22.04 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - DRA by 16 point(s).
23.37 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - DRA by 10 point(s).

Second Quarter :
2.4 - Goal to Agent93 (CIW) - DRA by 4 point(s).
5.15 - Rushed behind to CIW - DRA by 3 point(s).
7.49 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (DRA) - DRA by 9 point(s).
9.22 - Behind to Freofalcon (CIW) - DRA by 8 point(s).
11.23 - Goal to Agent93 (CIW) - DRA by 2 point(s).
14.49 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - CIW by 4 point(s).
17.36 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - CIW by 10 point(s).
19.46 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (DRA) - CIW by 4 point(s).
21.19 - Behind to Drizzy (DRA) - CIW by 3 point(s).
23.24 - Goal to Strigoi (DRA) - DRA by 3 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.38 - Goal to serial_thrilla (DRA) - DRA by 9 point(s).
1.32 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (DRA) - DRA by 15 point(s).
3.17 - Behind to Strigoi (DRA) - DRA by 16 point(s).
3.5 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (DRA) - DRA by 22 point(s).
5.51 - Goal to PhenomenalV1 (DRA) - DRA by 28 point(s).
6.55 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - DRA by 22 point(s).
9.26 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - DRA by 16 point(s).
10.11 - Goal to Drizzy (DRA) - DRA by 22 point(s).
12.08 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - DRA by 21 point(s).
14.53 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - DRA by 20 point(s).
15.35 - Rushed behind to CIW - DRA by 19 point(s).
21.1 - Behind to Drizzy (DRA) - DRA by 20 point(s).
24.18 - Behind to TubbsFarquhar (CIW) - DRA by 19 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.59 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - DRA by 13 point(s).
4.37 - Behind to Drizzy (DRA) - DRA by 14 point(s).
6 - Behind to PhenomenalV1 (DRA) - DRA by 15 point(s).
6.39 - Goal to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 21 point(s).
8.53 - Goal to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 27 point(s).
15.51 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - DRA by 21 point(s).
16.28 - Goal to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - DRA by 15 point(s).
18.09 - Behind to TubbsFarquhar (CIW) - DRA by 14 point(s).
23.24 - Rushed behind to CIW - DRA by 13 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

CIW
toxic                0 (On) 30.23 (Off) Total : 30%
Purple7x08_24        0 (On) Total : 100%
SBYM                 0 (On) Total : 100%
spudmaster           0 (On) Total : 100%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
CursingFijian        0 (On) Total : 100%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) Total : 100%
zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
Ocha905              0 (On) Total : 100%
Agent93              0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) Total : 100%
Freofalcon           0 (On) Total : 100%
Piggy Smalls         0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
TubbsFarquhar        0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) Total : 100%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) Total : 100%
Mofra                0 (Off) 30.23 (On) Total : 69%
Moo                  0 (Off) Total : 0%

DRA
Chief                0 (On) 43.17 (Off) 52.57 (On) Total : 90%
T2B_                 0 (On) Total : 100%
DJ75                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Blaze Storm          0 (On) 3.17 (Off) Total : 4%
serial_thrilla       0 (On) 9.59 (Off) 33.01 (On) Total : 76%
Supersuns            0 (On) 71.47 (Off) 75.38 (On) Total : 96%
Ligma                0 (On) 52.57 (Off) 71.47 (On) Total : 81%
DragoDelph           0 (On) Total : 100%
King Tenz            0 (On) Total : 100%
prpl_jss             0 (On) Total : 100%
Hatchy1992           0 (On) 87.56 (Off) Total : 87%
Drizzy               0 (On) Total : 100%
Pie 4 Life           0 (On) 37.3 (Off) 43.17 (On) 75.38 (Off) 87.56 (On) Total : 82%
PhenomenalV1         0 (On) Total : 100%
Greenery             0 (On) Total : 100%
Strigoi              0 (On) 33.01 (Off) 37.3 (On) Total : 95%
Ljp86                0 (On) Total : 100%
Bradesmaen           0 (On) Total : 100%
big_icky             0 (Off) 9.59 (On) Total : 89%
BringBackTheAnchor   0 (Off) 3.17 (On) Total : 95%

Total :  3600               Average :  89.99999

MATCH-UPS :

• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Agent93 exposed DJ75's frailties. - 38m from 35 to 73.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Agent93 had the better of Strigoi. - 0m from 79 to 79.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Agent93 beat Supersuns today - but not by much. - 24m from 3 to 27.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Freofalcon had the better of Blaze Storm. - 0m from 2 to 2.
• In an epic battle, Bradesmaen and TheInjuryFactory were well-matched - there was no victor. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• Toe to toe throughout, Freofalcon did well against BringBackTheAnchor. - 88m from 4 to 92.
• Neither having much reason to brag, BringBackTheAnchor and Piggy Smalls were hard to separate - though BringBackTheAnchor was slightly more effective. - 0m from 96 to 96.
• In a solid performance, Chief won the bout with Ocha905. - 44m from 55 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, CursingFijian had prpl_jss's measure. - 96m from 2 to 98.
• In quite a display, Dinsdale won the bout with Hatchy1992. - 82m from 5 to 87.
• Neither having much reason to brag, DJ75 had the better of Piggy Smalls. - 0m from 31 to 31.
• Neither having much reason to brag, DJ75 came out tops over the brave Purple7x08_24. - 0m from 77 to 77.
• Neither having much reason to brag, DJ75 did well against zackah. - 6m from 89 to 95.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, DragoDelph and Purple7x08_24 were well-matched - there was no victor. - 11m from 88 to 99.
• Toe to toe throughout, zackah and DragoDelph were well-matched - there was no victor. - 86m from 0 to 86.
• In quite a display, Drizzy won the bout with spudmaster. - 96m from 1 to 97.
• While not all all one-way, King Tenz came out tops over the brave FootyGuy13. - 98m from 2 to 100.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Ligma gave Freofalcon a bath. - 3m from 96 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Mofra won the bout with Greenery. - 34m from 46 to 80.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Greenery beat toxic today - but not by much. - 18m from 1 to 19.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Ligma massacred Ocha905. - 50m from 2 to 52.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Ligma did well against Piggy Smalls. - 18m from 74 to 92.
• In a resume-material performance, Tonga Bob won the bout with Ljp86. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, pantskyle had serial_thrilla's measure. - 67m from 33 to 100.
• In what was a very slow day for both, PhenomenalV1 was easily the winner in the clash with Purple7x08_24. - 9m from 7 to 16.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, PhenomenalV1 massacred SBYM. - 49m from 32 to 81.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Purple7x08_24 and Pie 4 Life were hard to separate - though Purple7x08_24 was slightly more effective. - 0m from 31 to 31.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, SBYM's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by Pie 4 Life. - 6m from 11 to 17.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, not much between Pie 4 Life and TubbsFarquhar - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 15m from 59 to 74.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Supersuns won the bout with Piggy Smalls. - 1m from 34 to 35.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Strigoi and Purple7x08_24 were hard to separate - though Strigoi was slightly more effective. - 25m from 46 to 71.
• In an enthralling contest, big_icky came out tops over the brave Reginald Perrin. - 86m from 13 to 99.
• Despite neither player having much impact, serial_thrilla exposed Reginald Perrin's frailties. - 7m from 2 to 9.
• In an enthralling contest, Strigoi came out tops over the brave pantskyle. - 32m from 0 to 32.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Supersuns was slightly more polished than TubbsFarquhar. - 3m from 93 to 96.
• In quite a display, T2B_ won the bout with The Filth Wizard. - 75m from 23 to 98.

11 DT points. I'm getting better and better!

 

[Dinsdale]

 

[Strigoi]

Getting into Kennett-curse territory

Remove those words from your vocabulary!

 

[Blaze Storm]

Hmm, didn't even need me on the field.

 

[Chat Pile]

Good stuff Dragons, thank you very much.

 

[Dinsdale]

hope you Dragbums knew I was joking up there you're actually the best make believe mythical creatures playing a simulated sport I know.

 

[serial_thrilla]

hope you Dragbums knew I was joking up there you're actually the best make believe mythical creatures playing a simulated sport I know.

Phoenix in tatters right now.

 

[Strigoi]

hope you Dragbums knew I was joking up there you're actually the best make believe mythical creatures playing a simulated sport I know.