Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 12 - Coney Island Warriors v Dragons FFC @ Van Cordlandt Park

[TheInjuryFactory]

4 : 15.51 {C} - TheInjuryFactory is outbodied in the ruck contest.
4 : 16 {lW} - Bradesmaen has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 16.03 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to serial_thrilla.
4 : 16.07 {lW} - How far can you run son. He's gone.
4 : 16.12 {lW} - The ball is now with Ocha905.
4 : 16.16 {lHFF} - Quick hands to TheInjuryFactory under pressure.
4 : 16.2 {lHFF} - Long shot at goal from TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 16.24 {lHFF} - It's a goal to TheInjuryFactory.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 13.6.84
DRAGONS FFC : 15.9.99
4 : 16.28 {C} - Big tap from pantskyle.
4 : 16.37 {lW} - Ocha905 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 16.43 {lW} - Ocha905 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 16.47 {lW} - Quick hands to Tonga Bob under pressure.
4 : 16.51 {C} - He handpasses to Purple7x08_24.
4 : 16.55 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Freofalcon.
4 : 16.59 {lHFF} - No mark taken as Freofalcon and BringBackTheAnchor wrestle for position.
4 : 17.03 {lHFF} - Freofalcon has a paddock.
4 : 17.07 {FF} - The kick seeks out The Filth Wizard.
4 : 17.12 {FF} - The Filth Wizard is the target but he's outplayed by T2B_.
4 : 17.16 {FB} - T2B_ with the ball now.
4 : 17.19 {lBP} - Hands it off to Ligma.
4 : 17.23 {lBP} - A quick handpass to serial_thrilla.
4 : 17.28 {rHBF} - He just bombs away in the direction of BringBackTheAnchor and Freofalcon.
4 : 17.32 {rHBF} - A mark to BringBackTheAnchor.
4 : 17.36 {rHBF} - So BringBackTheAnchor ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 17.4 {rHBF} - Penalised for running too far.
4 : 17.45 {rHFF} - zackah to send the ball forward.
4 : 17.49 {lFP} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 17.53 {lFP} - Supersuns upset the marking attempt by TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 17.57 {lFP} - The bounce favours TubbsFarquhar and he is off and running.
4 : 18.01 {lFP} - TubbsFarquhar from point blank range.
4 : 18.05 {lFP} - Shocking kick from TubbsFarquhar results in just one behind.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 13.7.85
DRAGONS FFC : 15.9.99
4 : 18.13 {FB} - The ball is now with Supersuns.
4 : 18.17 {lHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 18.21 {lHBF} - DJ75 reads the kick best and marks well in front of zackah.
4 : 18.25 {lHBF} - DJ75 looks downfield.
4 : 18.3 {rW} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 18.34 {rW} - Brilliant mark by Chief!.
4 : 18.38 {rW} - Now Chief has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 18.42 {rW} - Chief bounces the ball.
4 : 18.48 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 18.52 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to Bradesmaen.
4 : 18.57 {rHFF} - serial_thrilla on the end of this.
4 : 19.01 {rHFF} - Bradesmaen runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 19.05 {rHFF} - pantskyle applies the tackle on Bradesmaen.
4 : 19.09 {lHBF} - With the ball is CursingFijian.
4 : 19.13 {lHBF} - CursingFijian nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 19.17 {C} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Purple7x08_24.
4 : 19.21 {C} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 19.25 {C} - DragoDelph slowing down the play.
4 : 19.3 {C} - Quick hands to Ljp86.
4 : 19.34 {C} - Tonga Bob applies the tackle.
4 : 19.38 {C} - Purple7x08_24 with the ball now.
4 : 19.42 {C} - Purple7x08_24 didn't see that tackle coming from DragoDelph.
4 : 19.46 {lW} - Nobody's checking King Tenz.
4 : 19.5 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to Bradesmaen.
4 : 19.54 {lW} - Free kick for too high!.
4 : 19.58 {lW} - Ocha905 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 20.02 {rHFF} - A long pass towards zackah.
4 : 20.07 {rHFF} - zackah makes great ground and takes the mark.
4 : 20.11 {rHFF} - zackah has it.
4 : 20.15 {rHFF} - There's a player looking wobbly in the hands of the trainers.
4 : 20.19 - <<< BringBackTheAnchor is trading places with Ligma >>>
4 : 20.27 {rHFF} - zackah slowing down the play.
4 : 20.31 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 20.36 {lFP} - A kick in the general direction of TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 20.4 {lFP} - TubbsFarquhar can't take it.
4 : 20.44 {rBP} - Supersuns slowing down the play.
4 : 20.48 {FB} - Sees T2B_ out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 20.54 {FB} - T2B_ juggles the ball but secures the mark.
4 : 20.58 {FB} - With the ball is T2B_.
4 : 21.02 {lBP} - Sees BringBackTheAnchor out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 21.06 {lBP} - Over the head of BringBackTheAnchor.
4 : 21.1 {rFP} - Piggy Smalls looking for a lead.
4 : 21.15 {rFP} - Someone call a dentist. Piggy Smalls has run into BringBackTheAnchor and is hurting.
4 : 21.19 {lBP} - A bit of space for BringBackTheAnchor to utilise.
4 : 21.23 {rBP} - A slick handpass goes to Supersuns.
4 : 21.27 {CHB} - big_icky makes an offer.
4 : 21.31 {CHB} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 21.35 {lHFF} - Freofalcon sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 21.39 {lHFF} - Great bump by Ligma. Freofalcon has not moved.
4 : 21.43 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is Ligma.
4 : 21.47 {rHBF} - Flicks it to Ljp86.
4 : 21.52 {C} - Searching pass in the direction of DragoDelph.
4 : 21.56 {C} - Up goes DragoDelph.
4 : 22 {C} - DragoDelph takes off.
4 : 22.04 {C} - Ljp86 runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 22.08 {lHFF} - Drizzy makes an offer.
4 : 22.12 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of Drizzy.
4 : 22.16 {lHFF} - Not enough pressure on Drizzy.
4 : 22.21 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Ljp86.
4 : 22.25 {lHFF} - Quick hands to serial_thrilla under pressure.
4 : 22.29 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to prpl_jss.
4 : 22.32 {rHFF} - Someone call a dentist. prpl_jss has run into CursingFijian and is hurting.
4 : 22.37 {rHBF} - spudmaster through heavy traffic.
4 : 22.42 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 22.45 {lHBF} - He transfers play using CursingFijian.
4 : 22.49 {lHBF} - CursingFijian takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
4 : 22.53 {lHBF} - CursingFijian sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 23 {C} - He kicks towards Purple7x08_24 and DragoDelph.
4 : 23.04 {C} - The ball spills free.
4 : 23.08 {C} - Purple7x08_24 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 23.12 {lW} - Flicks it to Ocha905.
4 : 23.16 {lW} - Big ... big kick by Ocha905.
4 : 23.2 {lW} - Beautiful kick but it just brushed Chief's fingertips on the way through.
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 13.8.86
DRAGONS FFC : 15.9.99
4 : 23.28 {FB} - T2B_ has it.
4 : 23.32 {FB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Ljp86.
4 : 23.37 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 23.41 {CHB} - He takes another.
4 : 23.45 {CHB} - Passes to big_icky by hand.
4 : 23.49 {rW} - A flat punt.
4 : 23.53 {rW} - Spoilt by Ocha905.
4 : 23.57 {rW} - FootyGuy13 takes off.
4 : 24.01 {rW} - pantskyle runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 24.06 {lW} - Handballs over the top to Ocha905.
4 : 24.1 {CHF} - Boots the ball toward Reginald Perrin.
4 : 24.14 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin slips at the crucial moment and its marked by big_icky.
4 : 24.18 {CHB} - big_icky wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 24.22 {rHBF} - He kicks sideways towards Ligma.
4 : 24.26 {rHBF} - Ligma is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 24.3 {rHBF} - Ligma sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 24.34 {C} - A measured kick in the direction of DragoDelph.
4 : 24.38 {C} - But the kick goes straight to Purple7x08_24.
4 : 24.43 {C} - Purple7x08_24 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.47 {C} - Free kick against Purple7x08_24.
4 : 24.51 {lW} - King Tenz slowing down the play.
4 : 24.55 {CHF} - He sees a lead by Pie 4 Life and kicks in that direction.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 13.8.86
DRAGONS FFC : 15.9.99
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Match Over!

Lol

 

[Greenery]

 

[CursingFijian]

Too good today Dragons. Well played.

Thanks for posting philreich. No more broom closet for you, back to the grease traps for you next time.

Onward Warriors!

 

[King Tenz]

Lmao how have I never found this one?

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Well done, Dragons. Too good on the day. Thanks for the week, it was... interesting. Special call out to King Tenz, who did his best to weird me out. I'm looking forward to the game review to find out what that was all about. Good luck with the EKA run, but the best new talent I've seen in a while is Ocha905.

Thanks for posting, philreich

 

[FootyGuy13]

And a big thumbs up to the Warriors - that was possibly the most enjoyable Warriors/Dragons thread in my time. A good mix of banter and chat, with some spicy undertones along the way. The sim is still giving us the rub in this H2H rivalry, but you'll certainly be among the pointy end of this season - I hope we'll be there to join you.

and I'll be here...

...waiting...

 

[spudmaster]

And a big thumbs up to the Warriors - that was possibly the most enjoyable Warriors/Dragons thread in my time. A good mix of banter and chat, with some spicy undertones along the way. The sim is still giving us the rub in this H2H rivalry, but you'll certainly be among the pointy end of this season - I hope we'll be there to join you.

I echo this - a thoroughly enjoyable week all around. Thanks muchly for your company, Dragons, and congratulations on the win. All the best for the remainder of the season and hopefully we run into you again in the finals.

Thanks for posting philreich - always love the 'philisms' that accompany your postings

At least we didn't drop our bundle Wazzas, and managed to minimise the damage the loss will do to our percentage.

 

[T2B_]

In quite a display, T2B_ won the bout with The Filth Wizard. - 75m from 23 to 98

Please update your thread accordingly Headless

 

[King Tenz]

Fun Coney IsLand Warrior Facts!

The Dragons have beaten them in 13 of the last 15 games.

The Warriors have only won ONE game in that time!

The Dragons have one 7 game winning streak in that run of 15 games and are currently on an unbeaten game streak of 7 (6 wins and a Draw) against the Warriors.

The Warriors have never beaten the Dragons in finals.
The Warriors have not beaten the Dragons since Season 30.

Conclusion: The Dragons are a superior organisation.

Thank you for listening to my Tenz Talk.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

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Greenery's season in a gif of how it started vs how it's going:

 

[King Tenz]

but for real. weird but fun week.

Have a good one Reginald Perrin, you ain't so bad.

GG for the rest of your season boys and girls.

#TenzOut

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Typical Cemetery v Drags game. Both teams are ever addled with indecision. Neither seem committed to the win.

I think you'd better look at our recent head-to-head against the Warriors There's certainly a "typical" result...

 

[Greenery]

Greenery's season in a gif of how it started vs how it's going:

My end of season fate revealed:

 

[Bradesmaen]

Good old Bradesmaen

 

[Drizzy]

philreich posted us a win!??

 

[DragoDelph]

The charge is on!

Another decidedly mid game from yours truly. But was enough to eke out the win.

Thanks Wazzas for sticking fat this week.

 

[Strigoi]

Thanks for the surprisingly fun week, Warriors. Just not your day. Good luck to you the rest of the season.

Dragons…

 

[Drizzy]

Ever since DragoDelph has came back we have been on the winners list. Why’d you leave??

 

[Ocha905]

Aye he had a good win this morning. Talk about rotten timing for Aussies with the card though.

I got up early for it.

Volk's presser afterwards has me concerned for his well being. Did not seem like he's on top of everything unfortunately. Always will be a legend in my eyes.

 

[T2B_]

My end of season fate revealed:

We've begun shopping you around as we speak. I hear the OOBs might be interested.

 

[zackah]

Fun Coney IsLand Warrior Facts!

The Dragons have beaten them in 13 of the last 15 games.

The Warriors have only won ONE game in that time!

The Dragons have one 7 game winning streak in that run of 15 games and are currently on an unbeaten game streak of 7 (6 wins and a Draw) against the Warriors.

The Warriors have never beaten the Dragons in finals.
The Warriors have not beaten the Dragons since Season 30.

Conclusion: The Dragons are a superior organisation.

Thank you for listening to my Tenz Talk.

 

[DragoDelph]

Ever since DragoDelph has came back we have been on the winners list. Why’d you leave??

So I could be appreciated more for what I bring.

 

[spudmaster]

Fun Coney IsLand Warrior Facts!
The Dragons have beaten them in 13 of the last 15 games.
The Warriors have only won ONE game in that time!
The Dragons have one 7 game winning streak in that run of 15 games and are currently on an unbeaten game streak of 7 (6 wins and a Draw) against the Warriors.
The Warriors have never beaten the Dragons in finals.
The Warriors have not beaten the Dragons since Season 30.
Conclusion: The Dragons are a superior organisation.
Thank you for listening to my Tenz Talk.

 

[Ocha905]

Cheers philreich for posting with your usual banter.

Congratulations to the Dragons. You're a goliath of a qlub and personify the "hated, adored but never ignored" adage. Really enjoyed the week and hope to see you for finals despite your dominate results on field. Special mention to Chief and Ligma who both trounced me today on the wing.

To the Wazza's, this yoyoing of wins and losses isn't a viable path to winning it all. We await our Lord and Saviour, the streaking Ross the Boss to help us finish the season strong.

 

[spudmaster]

I got up early for it.

Volk's presser afterwards has me concerned for his well being. Did not seem like he's on top of everything unfortunately. Always will be a legend in my eyes.

Yeah he didn't sound great at all. Hopefully it was just the KO talking for his sake.
All of Khabib's brothers [kidding] seemed to get up on the main card, except for the no-contest.