FootyGuy13
That Guy in the Back Corner
- Feb 21, 2018
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- Melbourne
The army of suicide bombers marched bravely into the dark forest, their mission was to stop the terrible Hydra that had been terrorizing the nearby villages. The Hydra had many heads, each one more powerful than the last, and the bombers knew they were facing an almost impossible task.
As they entered the clearing where the Hydra lay, the bombers were met with a chorus of fierce roars from the beast. The Hydra reared up, its many heads thrashing and spitting fire. The heads were named Ljp86 (222 disposals, 76 tackles, 6 goals, =3rd in the Mobbs Predictor), Bradesmaen (205 disposals, 58 tackles, 9 goals) and PhenomenalV1 (68 disposals, 11 tackles, 41 goals). The bombers had no choice but to fight.
The battle was long and fierce, but the bombers eventually managed to prevail. One by one, the heads of the Hydra were cut off, until finally the beast was vanquished. The bombers cheered in triumph, relieved that the people of the nearby villages were safe at last.
But the victory came with a heavy cost. Most of the brave suicide bombers had perished in the fight, but their courage and sacrifice were not in vain. The people of the villages would remember them forever, and the story of the suicide bombers who fought a Hydra, norway blue (199 disposals, 65 tackles, 13 goals, =1st in the Mobbs Predictor), Pugsley (201 disposals, 42 tackles, 14 goals) and The Sultan (234 disposals, 23 tackles, 15 goals) would become part of their folklore.
Captains, team sheets are to be correctly submitted by 11:50 pm on Thursday the 26th of October 2023 according to AWST time.
As they entered the clearing where the Hydra lay, the bombers were met with a chorus of fierce roars from the beast. The Hydra reared up, its many heads thrashing and spitting fire. The heads were named Ljp86 (222 disposals, 76 tackles, 6 goals, =3rd in the Mobbs Predictor), Bradesmaen (205 disposals, 58 tackles, 9 goals) and PhenomenalV1 (68 disposals, 11 tackles, 41 goals). The bombers had no choice but to fight.
The battle was long and fierce, but the bombers eventually managed to prevail. One by one, the heads of the Hydra were cut off, until finally the beast was vanquished. The bombers cheered in triumph, relieved that the people of the nearby villages were safe at last.
But the victory came with a heavy cost. Most of the brave suicide bombers had perished in the fight, but their courage and sacrifice were not in vain. The people of the villages would remember them forever, and the story of the suicide bombers who fought a Hydra, norway blue (199 disposals, 65 tackles, 13 goals, =1st in the Mobbs Predictor), Pugsley (201 disposals, 42 tackles, 14 goals) and The Sultan (234 disposals, 23 tackles, 15 goals) would become part of their folklore.
Captains, team sheets are to be correctly submitted by 11:50 pm on Thursday the 26th of October 2023 according to AWST time.
