Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 6 - Ophidian Old Boys v Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval

[Ant Bear]

The one I mad for my SFAlluminati piece on you was much better. You know Tonga Bob is running a shoop school yeah? Just sayin.

TBF, that was one of my first ever attempts at shooping, a good 5 years ago now!

And yes, I have signed up to Bob's school, but I've wagged every day so far.

 

[Ant Bear]

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My first dog was called Snoopy

 

[Robertio]

Great news Fleabane it looks like you can fly to some of the away games now rather than having to bus it everywhere

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Now we just need the airlines to allow camels and horses on and the whole team can go on a overseas end of qooty trip!

Imagine getting a little yap yap dog near you and it wants to yap yap all the way to Perth.

 

[Ant Bear]

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[Ant Bear]

Sin City Swamprats Official Team Sheet

S37 R6 vs Old Boys @ Spotswood Oval

B: paraaaa / Rodney Dangerfield / RPCB
HB: Power Raid / spookism / Ticky009
C: jackster83 / GotTheGoodes / ant555
HF: My Cotchin Rules / GremioPower / Ant Bear
F: Jewelsbon / okeydoke7 / edgie
FOLL: damicky / BloodySwan / philreich
INT: HirdsTheWord / sataris

Changes:
paraaaa INT > BP
HirdsTheWord OUT > INT
Quadzilla BP > OUT

Milestones:
okeydoke7 - 400 SFA games

#Okey400

 

[Ant Bear]

Imagine getting a little yap yap dog near you and it wants to yap yap all the way to Perth.

There would be a pair of Alsatians waiting for it at disembarkation

 

[Ant Bear]

Brazilian soccer fans go alright.

GremioPower can be insufferable, tho.

 

[philreich]

 

[Ant Bear]

Tigerturbulance pointed out to me that triangulating where you lived based off a photo you took of the sky might have been a bit over the top.

That drone I shot down with a slingshot...that was you?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I wouldn't take the top off of anything under 5%.

This is the alcoholic version of the old supermodel quote: "I wouldn't get out of bed for less than $10k a day".

 

[Ant Bear]

Mornin' Ratsies and OOB
Hope you Swampies enjoyed the massive cheese platter offered last nite.
I have a special Comp on offer, to honour AFL opening round.
Closest to pin gets a VIP pass to our very special Equine Bar designed by in house architect Robertio!
Pass entitles you to a lovely meal and top shelf drinks. Which is good because who can reach the top bloody shelf without causing carnage! ( it's your fault Princess for daring me!) Anyway, we rebuilt and it's looking GREAT!
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So, without further ado, the Blue Horse Closest to Pin comp is on!!
Name winning team & margin

Swannies v Deeeeeees
For your chance to win!!!

Yes, I think I'd enjoy a drink or 10 with you guys. Put me down for Swans by 21

 

[jackster83]

Pretty decent few days of sport coming up.

Aus vs NZ test match
India vs Eng test match
MotoGP starting
Footy starting

Best thing is it's too ****ing hot to go outside so I've got an excuse to sit around and watch TV all day.

#Okey400 is the main event though.

 

[Robertio]

Pretty decent few days of sport coming up.

Aus vs NZ test match
India vs Eng test match
MotoGP starting
Footy starting

Best thing is it's too ******* hot to go outside so I've got an excuse to sit around and watch TV all day.

#Okey400 is the main event though.

Yeah I've just signed up to Kayo again so bring the heat.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Mornin' Ratsies and OOB
Hope you Swampies enjoyed the massive cheese platter offered last nite.
I have a special Comp on offer, to honour AFL opening round.
Closest to pin gets a VIP pass to our very special Equine Bar designed by in house architect Robertio!
Pass entitles you to a lovely meal and top shelf drinks. Which is good because who can reach the top bloody shelf without causing carnage! ( it's your fault Princess for daring me!) Anyway, we rebuilt and it's looking GREAT!
View attachment 1921351
So, without further ado, the Blue Horse Closest to Pin comp is on!!
Name winning team & margin

Swannies v Deeeeeees
For your chance to win!!!

Swans by 10

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Swans by 10

what he said myblueroan

 

[Fleabane]

Great news Fleabane it looks like you can fly to some of the away games now rather than having to bus it everywhere

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Now we just need the airlines to allow camels and horses on and the whole team can go on a overseas end of qooty trip!

This is very good news. If it goes ahead we can fly now to Queensland rather than drive! Hopefully I'm small enough to fit into cage under the seat - I'm not a toy size dog.

 

[Fleabane]

Mornin' Ratsies and OOB
Hope you Swampies enjoyed the massive cheese platter offered last nite.
I have a special Comp on offer, to honour AFL opening round.
Closest to pin gets a VIP pass to our very special Equine Bar designed by in house architect Robertio!
Pass entitles you to a lovely meal and top shelf drinks. Which is good because who can reach the top bloody shelf without causing carnage! ( it's your fault Princess for daring me!) Anyway, we rebuilt and it's looking GREAT!
View attachment 1921351
So, without further ado, the Blue Horse Closest to Pin comp is on!!
Name winning team & margin

Swannies v Deeeeeees
For your chance to win!!!

Dees by 8

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Imagine getting a little yap yap dog near you and it wants to yap yap all the way to Perth.

As Chancellor, Mrs Turbo and myself will continue to travel using the Spotswood Limousine service



and until the airlines allow camels and horses onboard the rest of the team will have to keep travelling by OOBer

 

[Robertio]

As Chancellor, Mrs Turbo and myself will continue to travel using the Spotswood Limousine service

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and until the airlines allow camels and horses onboard the rest of the team will have to keep travelling by OOBer

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I don't mind the OOBer it goes alright when the wind is coming from behind.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I don't mind the OOBer it goes alright when the wind is coming from behind.

engaging camel power, smart

 

[myblueroan]

Blue Horse Comp: Win Free Meal & Top Shelf Drinks prize at Equine Bar.

Robertio: Swans by 5 PTs.
philreich: Melbourne by 12 pts
jackster83: Demons by 19 points
Fleabane: Dees by 8
thewizardmelon: Swans by 10
Tiger Turbulance: Swans by 10
MBR: Swannies by 11 points
Ant Bear: Swans by 21.
kenneyswarriors: Melb by 37

 

[Robertio]

engaging camel power, smart
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We have dual engines this season, camel and horse power.

 

[damicky]

Great news Fleabane it looks like you can fly to some of the away games now rather than having to bus it everywhere

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Now we just need the airlines to allow camels and horses on and the whole team can go on a overseas end of qooty trip!

Isn’t myblueroan a Donkey?

 

[Ant Bear]

Blue Horse Comp: Win Free Meal & Top Shelf Drinks prize at Equine Bar.

Robertio: Swans by 5 PTs.
philreich: Melbourne by 12 pts
jackster83: Demons by 19 points
Fleabane: Dees by 8
thewizardmelon: Swans by 10
Tiger Turbulance: Swans by 10
MBR: Swannies by 11 points

Do you have me on ignore?

Yes, I think I'd enjoy a drink or 10 with you guys. Put me down for Swans by 21

 

[Robertio]

Isn’t myblueroan a Donkey?