Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 9 - Sin City Swamprats v Gold City Royals at Underground Stadium

[Footypie32]

Has Headless ever been anything else?

He's given the league a pretty decent 5 minutes.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Time for the Gold City Royals 5 burning questions

1. Is Smartys Power destined to play his 350th match this week against the Rats? Or will he fall short due to "hamstring tightness" and aim to play off against his old mob, the Demons next week?
2. Will hotchilli cope with the extreme power of the Carolina Reaper I mixed into his pre game Chudshake this week?
3. After months on the sideline due to a persistent soft tissue injury, will we finally see gouki88 back in the senior squad?
4. Has Ulahoopski sufficiently recovered from his trip to the frozen throne enough to join us this week and teach us all the marvellous things he learned while abroad?
5. What is a Lomas ? And will it bring luck to the Royals this week?

1. Yes and yes.
2. Shake? He injects that s**t.
3. Only if he recovers from his call up for the Gabba game tomorrow.
4. Some things can't be taught online.
5. I've wondered that myself after constantly  seeing hearing about it from mates who use escortsandbabes.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Didn’t even notice Ulahoopski was gone…

Ninja training clearly paid off.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Hi SarahSmiles!

Good afternoon jackster! How are things?

 

[Cadsky]

Here come the reinforcements

 

[philreich]

Speaking of parties, Why was the math book at the party so popular?

It had all the right angles

Why did the maths class suffer from severe heat stroke? Because it was 90 degrees in every corner of the room.

 

[philreich]

Only as good as me in the last 2 weeks???

Either you have an overinflated opinion of your form or I’m bloody good!

 

[philreich]

Full time employment is a real drag on SFA posting in my experience

And when you're a public servant, actually working is a real drag, compared to what you're used to.

 

[philreich]

To the ATO I'm sure it does

I'm led to believe that there are 2 new questions on this year's tax form:

• how much did you earn last financial year?
• how soon can you send it?

 

[jackster83]

Good afternoon jackster! How are things?

Good. Being kept very busy with a two year old running around at home.

I've also pretty much retired from playing footy now, and am starting to dabble in coaching.

 

[GreyCrow]

Should probably continue playing

Less time for your kids as a coach

(unless you coach your childs team)


(then make them captain thereby setting them up for a life of privilege and isolation by their peers as they realise life isnt so easy when things dont get handed to them - so you are traumatising more children by making your kid captain - just traumatise 1 kid your own rather than many)

 

[gouki88]

Time for the Gold City Royals 5 burning questions

1. Is Smartys Power destined to play his 350th match this week against the Rats? Or will he fall short due to "hamstring tightness" and aim to play off against his old mob, the Demons next week?
2. Will hotchilli cope with the extreme power of the Carolina Reaper I mixed into his pre game Chudshake this week?
3. After months on the sideline due to a persistent soft tissue injury, will we finally see gouki88 back in the senior squad?
4. Has Ulahoopski sufficiently recovered from his trip to the frozen throne enough to join us this week and teach us all the marvellous things he learned while abroad?
5. What is a Lomas ? And will it bring luck to the Royals this week?

 

[Cadsky]

Great to see you back

 

[gouki88]

Great to see you back

Risen from the ashes after months of mayhem

 

[okeydoke7]

Oh another guy who likes to live in the past.

My past is you anf your teammates’ future. The Royals were dying quicker than they were formed. I saved them.

13 goals in the last two weeks gives me even more confidence, as if I needed it, to put 10 past you this week.

 

[damicky]

jackster83

 

[philreich]

Good. Being kept very busy with a two year old running around at home.

I've also pretty much retired from playing footy now, and am starting to dabble in coaching.

A mate of mine has a 2 year old grandson. He sent me a text last night, which read, "Jake showed William the stars last night. The moon was hidden behind clouds, and William said, "Moon's gone." Jake asked him where he thought the moon was. William said in a sad voice, "Moon's gone down the pub."

 

[Chipmunk]

Royals sign Chipmunk

Royals don’t need to sign me, I can just gatecrash!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Good. Being kept very busy with a two year old running around at home.

I've also pretty much retired from playing footy now, and am starting to dabble in coaching.

Get him in the forward pocket. Two problems solved at once

 

[GreyCrow]

My past is you anf your teammates’ future. The Royals were dying quicker than they were formed. I saved them.

13 goals in the last two weeks gives me even more confidence, as if I needed it, to put 10 past you this week.

Pedro accepts the challenge

 

[grumbleguts]

Grêmio’s archenemy is Internacional.

Internacional’s last major trophy was in 2016. [Some people don’t count the state leagues as majors, but I do. Otherwise, it would be the 2010 Copa Libertadores.] Since then, Inter had been in the state GF only three times (2017, ‘19, ‘21).

This season, Inter made a lot of investments. They’ve sold 20% of their media revenue for the next 50 years. They are dreaming high. They finished the Minor Round at the top.

Yesterday, they played the PF against Juventude (who was promoted to Brazil top league last season). First leg was a draw. Second leg was at home.

This happened:





Soooo GOOD!

—

Grêmio plays tonight. We won the first match away, 2-1. Our opponent is Juventude’s main rival, Caxias (Brazil’s Div.3). We are current the title holders. We’ve won the last 6 titles.

What am I watching?

Is this a sport? It looks similar to soccer (association football) but without the rolling around on the ground having seizures while pretending to be on fire.

 

[grumbleguts]

Ninja training clearly paid off.

I am going to Norway next month to train as a ninja. Norway has the best ninjas in the world. I mean, have you ever heard of a Norwegian ninja?

 

[Ant Bear]

Self-reporting

 

[Ant Bear]

Port reselfing

Oh, look - unicorns!

 

[hotchilli]

Hello and goodbye.