1 : 19.58 {lHFF} - The Half Back threw himself in front of a moving tram.
I do this at least once a game.
Might consider myki.
You do know that I'm keeping a list, and the sim accesses it twice?
So, I just finished the Roys B&F Count (everybody drew on 0 votes 'cause we're so s**t), and I actually have a spare moment to analyse the comparative pigeonholing of Vic Country & South Australia as per the common and all-to-oft-repeated stereotypes (Sanyo, Sony ... and Hubibe - the cork one). Here's what I found :
South Australia :
When everyone bags their worst beers, Southwark and West End, they capitulate and join in the bagging. Never mind that they're actually no worse than VB: plain and pissy but perfectly drinkable when the mood arises.
Adelaide is surrounded by sea on one side and mountains on the other because the ground wanted to brush it off but, being South Australian, didn't have the strength.
In a fight with a South Australian once, the opponent said he would punch me, and then instead open-palm slapped the underside of my chin with both hands. The umpire let it go.
There are six cool places in South Australia:
1. Hahndorf - Are you a pole vaulter? No I'm German, but how do you know my name?
2. That little jagged bit of state boundary where the Murray upsets the straight line.
3. Iron Knob. That's just awesome. I would hope their footy team are nicknamed the jockeys.
4. Birdsville. Well, one day it'll get washed in.
5. Quorn, as that's where Sunday Too Far Away was generally filmed.
Also:
- While SA has few places of note, it has many good movies. Why the state film industry website is not headered with stills of Maslin Beach, mystifies me.
- That monorail-like bus thingy made me so excited I nearly missed the footy matches 'cause I was too busy ... err ... roughing up the suspect.
- Some good nobbly music comes out of SA, including Mark Of Cain, Chunky Custard, and whoever compiled this beer drinking songs of Germany cassette I found in Hahndorf. Korrrrnbluuuuumenblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaau
As far as footy is concerned, there's Port with the awesome SANFL record, some Gawler club (South?) with an even better one, a Fitzroy! in the ammos, and the stupifyingly named Keith Crows. Keith Crows. Keith Crows. PS: Keith Crows.
The envy of Saussies shows through when Adelaide FC moves their fan base to Ballarat, and try to rename their entire state to, according to the pathetic moronicism of some generalish board here at BF: West Horsham. To use an acronym, lol. To claim Horsham as your base, you'd probably need to have been born there. Pwnt. <3 3WM
Country Victoria :
Here's what awesome about the counts:
Two adjacent towns spelled in reverse of each other.
A town called Yea, and a town called Yarck, in close proximity.
A town called Lorne, gigglingly located on the coast facing a Tassie town called Grassy.
A Highway that runs from Gippsland to Geelong, via Bendigo and Ballarat, but broken into about 6 segments to show that Shitbourne was sewn on like a button.
When blokes strap on their weedkiller canisters, the Good Bad & Ugly theme song plays.
Glen Ridge wasn't s**t when he was here.
The Chicken & Seafood King.
Our deserts are renowned for how they look like awesome gardens.
Whenever we are attacked, we can let Rimula X, the oil that protects, step in on our behalf.
That's more than enough, but, just in case these alone don't make you all moist'n engorged with desire, think on this.
It's where aussie rules footy was invented.
Hahahahahahahaha **** yers
Up the counts!
